Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

Liu Haizhong raised his eyebrows and said, "Zhu Zi, do you think Yi Zhonghai will adopt them as his adopted sons?"

He Yuzhu smiled and said, "As for Xu Damao and his people, are you confident in accepting them as your adopted sons?"

Liu Haizhong shook his head like a rattle and chuckled, "I dare not. With such an adopted son, I have to sleep with one eye open."

He Yuzhu spread his hands and smiled brightly: "That's incredible!"

Outside the courtyard door.

Xu Damao said anxiously, "Mom, my foster father has fainted. Let's send him to the hospital!"

"Yes! Stepmother, please make a decision!"

Li Guifang angrily scolded: "What foster father and foster mother? Do you really like to recognize people as your parents?"

"To tell you the truth, Lao Yi and I are planning to adopt a child from an orphanage. We have never planned to adopt a foster son. You should just give up on this idea!"

When everyone heard this, they became angry instantly.

"You old fool, why didn't you say it earlier? You're wasting my expression."

"That's right. Since you don't plan to adopt a son, why don't you stop us from showing our affection? Isn't this bullying an honest person?"

"Damn old man, isn't this just a joke?"

"You are so treacherous and despicable. You deserve to not be able to have children!"

"With this kind of character, not only will you not be able to have children in this life, you won't be able to have children in the next life, or the next life after that."

Everyone left cursing, and suddenly only Li Guifang and two cart drivers were left at the scene.

Li Guifang was so angry that she was fuming and her whole body was shaking.

The two cart drivers were even more confused. In all their lives, this was the first time they had seen such strange neighbors.

At this time, Qin Huairu came back exhausted, and her eyes lit up when she saw Yi Zhonghai on the cart.

Without Yi Zhonghai's help, she would not be able to complete her workload and would have to work overtime every day.

In addition, without the free babysitter, she would have to spend 1.5 cents a day to ask Sun Jinfeng to take care of the three siblings of Banggeng, which made her feel so heartbroken.

Now that Yi Zhonghai has been discharged from the hospital, she can finally breathe a sigh of relief.

But she soon discovered something was wrong. Yi Zhonghai had his eyes closed and did not move. He looked no different from a dead person.

Qin Huairu didn't know whether she was too panicked or her brain was short-circuited. She took two steps at a time and came to the front of the cart. She knelt down with a thud and cried to the sky:

"Master! How could you leave at such a young age?"

"Master! How can you be so cruel? You left and left Master's wife alone and helpless. What should I do?"

"Master! Why did you leave so suddenly? I didn't even have the chance to see you for the last time!"

"Master, have a safe journey. There is no illness or pain in heaven. You can rest in peace now!"

Qin Huairu cried so hard that the earth shook. She could not suppress her grief, as if she was even more sad than if her own father had died.

Li Guifang was stunned and did not react for a while.

He Yuzhu and Liu Haizhong, who had not walked far, heard Qin Huairu's crying and their faces changed drastically.

Liu Haizhong said with horror, "Zhu Zi, are we really going to piss Yi Zhonghai off to death?"

He Yuzhu shuddered and asked anxiously, "How is it possible? Yi Zhonghai is not made of paper, right?"

Liu Haizhong said tremblingly: "Then what's the matter with this crying sound?"

He Yuzhu shook his head and said, "I don't know either. Let's go out and take a look!"

“Yes…yes…” Liu Haizhong said incoherently.

When Liu Haizhong and He Yuzhu arrived at the door, they found that the cart was already surrounded by people watching the fun.

Seeing this, Xu Damao knelt down in front of Yi Zhonghai again and howled:

"Foster father! You are so cruel! You left right after you adopted me. How can I live with myself?"

"Foster father, please go without worry. I will definitely take good care of stepmother!"

Qin Huairu, who was crying loudly, was stunned for a moment and muttered in her heart:

"When did Xu Damao become Yi Zhonghai's adopted son? If Xu Damao becomes Yi Zhonghai's adopted son, then his family property must be given to Xu Damao. Then what about my Banggeng?"

"Snapped!"

Just as Qin Huairu was stunned, Li Guifang slapped Qin Huairu hard on the face and said angrily:

"Qin Huairu, what are you crazy about?"

"what!"

Qin Huairu covered her slapped face and said hesitantly, "Master's wife, why did you hit me?"

Perhaps because Li Guixiang's slap was too loud, Yi Zhonghai slowly opened his eyes and said unhappily, "What are you arguing about?"

"Fuck!"

"It's a fake corpse!"

Yi Zhonghai's sudden words startled everyone.

Qin Huairu was startled at first, then she said in ecstasy: "Master, that's great, you are not dead, I was scared to death."

Li Guixiang roared: "Qin Huairu, you are f*cking sick, who told you that Lao Yi is dead?"

Xu Damao stood up awkwardly and said in surprise, "Widow Qin, are you blind? My adoptive father is alive and well, why are you cursing him to death?"

Qin Huairu hurriedly apologized, "Master's Wife, I'm sorry. I was so worried that I saw Master's eyes were closed and I thought he was gone!"

Yi Zhonghai on the cart turned pale and almost fainted again.

Qin Huairu hesitated and said, "Master, when did you adopt Xu Damao as your adopted son?"

Yi Zhonghai looked at Xu Damao with contempt and said with great disdain, "He is a thing that even dogs don't want. I must be sick to adopt him as my adopted son."

"Ha ha!"

There was a sudden burst of laughter at the scene.

He Yuzhu joked: "Xu Damao, are you embarrassed? You shamelessly want to ask Yi Zhonghai to be your godfather, but he doesn't want to pay any attention to you!"

Xu Damao was so ashamed that he yelled at Yi Zhonghai: "Yi Laogou, you hypocrite, do you really think I am willing to worship you as my godfather?"

Yi Zhonghai said disdainfully: "If you didn't want to, then why did you kneel down and kowtow to me just now? Are you Xu Damao born with weak knees and have become accustomed to kneeling down to others?"

"You're talking bullshit, I'm attracted to you..."

Xu Damao suddenly stopped talking here. It was impossible for him to say that he was eyeing Yi Zhonghai's property, right?

There are some things that everyone knows in their hearts, but they cannot say them out loud.

Lou Xiao'e didn't know whether she was embarrassed or wanted to help Xu Damao, so she grabbed Xu Damao's ear and cursed:

"You disgraceful thing, come home now!"

"Ouch! Ezi, be gentler, it hurts!"

Seeing that there was nothing exciting to watch, everyone left.

After a while, only Yi Zhonghai, Li Guifang, Qin Huairu and two cart drivers were left at the scene.

Li Guifang asked with concern: "Old Yi, are you okay?"

Yi Zhonghai said dissatisfiedly: "I won't die yet, why don't you help me go home, don't you think I'm embarrassing enough?"

Li Guifang woke up as if from a dream and carefully helped Yi Zhonghai get out of the car.

"Master, let me lend a hand too."

Seeing this, Qin Huairu hurried forward and held Yi Zhonghai's other arm.

"Comrade, you haven't paid me back yet!"

"Excuse me, I'll give you the money right away!"

With the help of Li Guifang and Qin Huairu, Yi Zhonghai limped into the courtyard.