Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

Li Huaide grinned and said, "Zhu Zi, since you can drink so much, next time when there are guests in the factory, I will ask you to accompany them for drinks."

He Yuzhu chuckled and said, "No problem. If the factory director wants to force anyone to drink, just give me a wink and I will make sure he comes in standing and leaves lying down."

Li Huaide laughed and scolded: "What are you talking about? You're making our steel mill look like a bandit's den."

"Also, are you really that good at drinking? How dare you say something like that?"

He Yuzhu said confidently: "Director, I'm not bragging, but when it comes to drinking, I, He Yuzhu, have never been afraid of anyone."

Li Huaide nodded and said, "Since you said so, I feel relieved."

"By the way, Deputy Director of the Canteen, who do you two like?"

He Yuzhu said casually: "You should ask Director Ma about this matter?"

Ma Guangfu glanced at He Yuzhu and said calmly:

"You are the canteen director now, and we are selecting assistants for you, so of course we have to listen to your opinions."

He Yuzhu curled his lips and said, "Since Director Ma has said so, I will express my opinion."

"I think Sun Daqiang, the chef of the First Canteen, is the best candidate for deputy canteen director in terms of both qualifications and ability."

Li Huaide raised his eyebrows and looked at Ma Guangfu, and said softly: "What do you think?"

Ma Guangfu said without hesitation: "I also think Sun Daqiang is the most suitable."

Li Huaide lowered his eyes slightly: "Since you two agree, I will go back and communicate with the other people, and announce this news in a few days."

After Li Huaide and Ma Guangfu left, He Yuzhu suddenly felt bored and picked up the book "The Art of Thick Black" on the table and started reading.

Ever since he started attending night school and started dating Ran Qiuye, He Yuzhu rarely went to the library to borrow books. Firstly, he didn't have the time, and secondly, he didn't have the energy.

Now that his girlfriend has broken up and he has obtained his junior high school diploma, He Yuzhu has picked up his hobby of reading again.

"The Art of Thick Black" is the representative work of Li Zongwu, a miscellaneous writer in the Republic of China. Through historical figures and stories from the Three Kingdoms period, the novel demonstrates that only those with a thick skin and a black heart can become heroes.

He Yuzhu crossed his legs, reading a book and drinking tea, and his life was so comfortable.

Maybe because he drank too much tea, He Yuzhu suddenly felt the urge to urinate.

He Yuzhu had no choice but to put down the book and walk towards the public toilet.

He Yuzhu suddenly met Xu Damao at the corner of the stairs and immediately scolded him:

"Xu Damao, you are not working properly during working hours. Where are you going?"

Xu Damao's mouth twitched, and he said indifferently:

"I'm going to the toilet. Does Director He have to intervene?"

Hearing this, He Yuzhu put his arm around Xu Damao's shoulders and said cheerfully:

"I also need to go to the bathroom, let's go together."

Xu Damao struggled twice but failed to get free, so he had to be half-dragged by He Yuzhu to the public toilet.

"He Yuzhu, let's reconcile. I won't provoke you in the future, and you don't provoke me either. We should keep to ourselves."

He Yuzhu was stunned when he heard this, then he raised his hand and touched Xu Damao's forehead, muttering:

"Xu Damao, you don't have a fever, why are you talking nonsense?"

Xu Damao said seriously: "I am not talking nonsense, I really admit defeat. You are powerful now, I admit that I cannot defeat you. People have to bow their heads under the eaves, and those who know the current situation are heroes!"

He Yuzhu, however, was full of disbelief and shook his head, "Impossible, Xu Damao, you are not someone who would give up so easily."

"You have often threatened to fight me to the death. How could you possibly reconcile with me? This must be your strategy. You want to show weakness to the enemy first, and then give you a fatal blow when I let my guard down."

Xu Damao pursed his lips and said, "He Yuzhu, do you have paranoia? We have been friends since we were young, and we don't have any deep hatred. Is it necessary for us to fight to the death?"

He Yuzhu shook his head and said, "You are wrong. We didn't grow up playing together. I beat you up. With your vengeful character, how could you let go of your hatred and live in peace with me? It's absolutely impossible."

Xu Damao sighed and said, "When will the cycle of revenge end? I've figured it out. Letting you go is the same as letting myself go."

"As the saying goes, it is better to resolve a feud than to create one. Moreover, our feud was all started by that sinister villain Yi Zhonghai..."

"Xu Damao, something is wrong with you. This is definitely not something you can say."

"There's something wrong with you, and I really mean it."

"I do not believe!"

"You can't believe it if you want to!"

The two of them chatted as they walked and soon arrived at a public toilet.

Standing in front of the urinal, Xu Damao shook his arms and said dissatisfiedly:

"Take your hands off me, I need to pee."

"Go ahead and pee if you want to. My hand won't stop you from peeing."

Although He Yuzhu said this, he still took off his hand that was on Xu Damao's shoulder.

Xu Damao glanced at He Yuzhu, then took out the bird and started to drain the urine. While draining the urine, he deliberately shook the bird. The urine drew a graceful arc in the air and fell into the urinal. Xu Damao whistled proudly.

He Yuzhu sneered, "Xu Damao, what's there to show off about your little toothpick?"

Upon hearing this, Xu Damao was instantly stunned. You can say I am ugly, you can say I am short, you can say I have no money, but you must never say that I am small here, because this is what all men care about the most.

Xu Damao said hysterically: "Your thing is a small toothpick, your whole family is a small toothpick."

He Yuzhu said proudly: "Xu Damao, facts speak louder than words. Now I will show you my brother's capital."

As He Yuzhu spoke, he unzipped his pants and released the dragon. Xu Damao was stunned.

"so horrible!"

"Unthinkable!"

"Shocking!"

"Impossible, this is absolutely impossible!"

"He Yuzhu, tell me honestly, what did you eat? Why did you grow so big?"

He Yuzhu smiled faintly and said, "I didn't eat anything, just some grains!"

Xu Damao gritted his teeth and said, "Impossible. We have been playing together naked since we were young. I know exactly how big your thing is. It can't be that big."

He Yuzhu rolled his eyes at him and said, "Isn't it normal for birds to be small when they are young? As they grow older, they will naturally grow bigger."

"But why is your thing still so tiny? It seems to be no different from when you were a kid."

Xu Damao suddenly felt deeply inferior. He accepted that his salary was not as high as Sha Zhu's, and he also accepted that his official position was not as high as Sha Zhu's. But why was he not as good as Sha Zhu in the most important thing for a man - money?

Xu Damao suddenly felt hopeless and felt that his whole life was in darkness.

"why?"

"why?"

"Why am I inferior to Shazhu in everything?"

"Oh, Heaven! Oh, Earth! Who can tell me why this is happening?"

Xu Damao was roaring hysterically in his heart.