Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

"Da Mao, you can't have children. Isn't it because your thing is too small?"

"I heard that thing is too small and will affect fertility."

"Brother Damao, are you suffering from developmental retardation?"

"Da Mao, as a brother, I have to remind you that if you are sick, you must treat it. The sooner you treat it, the better. Don't be afraid to seek medical treatment. Otherwise, you will become terminally ill and regret it for the rest of your life."

"And I also heard that if the thing is too small, the wife will not be satisfied and will cheat on her husband or even run away with another man."

"Da Mao, listen to the advice and eat your fill. No matter what your purpose is, you should go to the hospital for treatment immediately."

"Da Mao, don't feel embarrassed or inferior. People get sick from eating all kinds of grains. Who doesn't have some physical defects?"

Xu Damao's face became uglier and uglier, and he kept repeating three sentences in his mind:

"I'm small?"

“Am I sick?”

"Is it because I can't have children?"

After a moment, Xu Damao came back to his senses and roared at the top of his lungs: "Silly Zhu, you bitch fart."

"First, my thing is not small, it's the normal size for most men. Your thing is abnormal, it's like a donkey's penis."

"Second, I'm not sick. The inability to have children is Lou Xiao'e's problem. It has nothing to do with me."

He Yuzhu said with disdain, "Xu Damao, can you please have some shame? It's obviously your health that's the problem and you can't have a baby, how can you put the blame on Lou Xiao'e?"

Xu Damao's eyes were red, and he gnashed his teeth and said, "Silly Zhu, you are the one with the problem. If you keep talking nonsense, I will fight you to the death."

He Yuzhu laughed and said, "Fight till death? That's what you, Xu Damao, should say! And you even want to reconcile with me, are you kidding me?"

"Neuropathy!"

After saying this, Xu Damao turned around and left with a gloomy face, muttering to himself as he walked.

“That’s abominable.”

"It's so frustrating!"

"It's so infuriating."

"You can show off this thing, you are such a piece of shit."

"I'm not afraid of having trouble walking when I'm this big."

"How can this bastard Shazhu be so big?"

"It's so scary. This is the first time I've seen something so exaggerated."

Xu Damao was envious, jealous and resentful, and was in a very bad mood.

When He Yuzhu saw Xu Damao leaving, he immediately chased after him and said with a smile:

"Da Mao, you don't need to feel inferior. As the saying goes, every inch has its own strengths and weaknesses. Although I have a big dick, but..."

Xu Damao instantly got furious and shouted angrily: "It's great that your dick is big. No matter how big your dick is, can it be bigger than a cow's? Can it be bigger than a horse's?"

He Yuzhu chuckled and said, "As long as it's bigger than yours, it'll be fine!"

Xu Damao was so angry that he suddenly raised his eyes and said sarcastically: "You don't even have a wife. What's the use of your thing no matter how big it is? It's just a decoration."

He Yuzhu still smiled: "Da Mao, do you think that with your brother's current status, he will not be able to find a wife?"

Xu Damao said coldly: "Wait until you really get a wife before showing off to me!"

He Yuzhu said with a smug look on his face: "It won't take me more than a few minutes to get a wife."

Xu Damao blurted out: "What do you mean, you are getting married?"

He Yuzhu smiled mysteriously: "Guess!"

Xu Damao went crazy instantly. He originally wanted to find out about He Yuzhu and his girlfriend's current situation, but he didn't expect the other party to not be fooled.

Yan Bugui once told him that he had written letters of denunciation to He Yuzhu's girlfriend's family, but he didn't know whether these letters of denunciation had any effect.

Xu Damao had no intention of destroying He Yuzhu's marriage, but He Yuzhu had just irritated him so much that he suddenly felt resentful and wanted to take revenge on He Yuzhu.

Xu Damao suppressed his emotions and pretended to be calm: "If you don't tell me, I can go ask Yan Laokou."

He Yuzhu asked in confusion, "Aren't you working in cahoots with Old Dog Yan to destroy my marriage? Why are you still trying to get information from him?"

Xu Damao said calmly: "When we checked your partner's identity before, we did work together. In addition to me and Yan Bugui, there were also Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu..."

He Yuzhu sneered: "You really went to great lengths to make me marry someone else!"

Xu Damao laughed dryly and said, "Zhu Zi, I have stopped at the brink. Ever since I was betrayed by Old Dog Yan and severely punished by the factory, I have become enemies with them. I have not participated in the subsequent events."

"So, I want to reconcile with you. It is really from my heart. I am not lying to you."

He Yuzhu said indifferently: "Xu Damao, your trust in me is negative. I will not believe you."

Xu Damao pretended to be angry and said, "Believe it or not!"

He Yuzhu looked at Xu Damao's back as he left angrily and said sinisterly:

"You didn't make the rules of the game. You can't choose not to play if you want to. You schemed against me and now you want to reconcile with me. How can such a thing be so easy in this world?"

"Damn it, let's collect some interest first."

After he finished speaking, He Yuzhu moved his mind and a bad luck talisman was stuck on Xu Damao.

This unlucky talisman was awarded to Yan Bugui by the system when he was expelled from school last time. There are three of them in total.

The moment Xu Damao was labeled with the bad luck charm, he suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart, as if something bad was going to happen to him.

Xu Damao was panicked and walked quickly to the office.

At this moment, the half-time bell rang, and the office staff walked downstairs in twos and threes.

Xu Damao didn't know who touched him. He lost his balance and fell down instantly, rolling down like a ball.

"what!"

Xu Damao screamed and tried desperately to grab something to steady his body.

God helps those who work hard. Xu Damao finally grabbed a man's trouser leg, but unfortunately the downward force was too great and the pants could not bear the weight. With a ripping sound, the whole pants were pulled off by him, revealing a pair of bright red underwear.

Xu Damao glanced at the person and his face changed instantly, because the person whose pants he pulled down was Aunt Cui, the leader of the "Six Female Devils" in the Propaganda Department.

"Ha ha…"

When the red shorts were seen, the audience burst into laughter that resounded through the sky.

Aunt Cui hurriedly pulled up her pants, and looked at Xu Damao with eyes as if filled with poison, her eyes bloodshot as she said:

"Xu Damao, I'll fuck your eight generations of ancestors."

Xu Damao said in a trembling voice: "Aunt Cui, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it."

As soon as Xu Damao finished speaking, a pair of size 40 shoes stepped on his face.

"what!"

Seeing their big sister being insulted like this, the other five demons naturally would not stand idly by. They immediately ran downstairs, surrounded Xu Damao on the ground, and stomped on him hard.

The six aunts moved in unison and with a strong sense of rhythm, which, combined with Xu Damao's shrill screams, was surprisingly pleasant to the ears.