Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

In the dark movie theater, a perfect couple sat in the corner, the man was handsome and the woman was charming, with melon seeds in their hands and soda in their pockets, chatting and laughing happily.

On the surface, they both stared at the big screen; privately, their hands were unconsciously held together.

An hour and a half later, He Yuzhu and Yu Haitang followed the crowd and walked out of the cinema.

At this time, everyone realized that it was raining heavily outside.

He Yuzhu looked at the raindrops as big as beans falling continuously, his eyes rolling around, as if he was planning something bad.

He Yuzhu pretended to be concerned and said, "Haitang, this heavy rain may last for a while. If you go back late, your parents will definitely be worried, right?"

Yu Haitang smiled sweetly: "No, I told my parents when I left that I was going to Yushui's house to play and might not come back at night."

"God is really helping me!"

He Yuzhu was overjoyed when he heard this, and said calmly:

"Haitang, my friend's house is nearby. He went to work in the south and asked me to look after his house, so I have the key to his house. Why don't we go to his house to hide from the rain?"

Yu Haitang hesitated for a moment, then nodded and said, "This rain may not stop for a while, so we can hide for a while. How far is your friend's house from here?"

He Yuzhu blurted out: "Just cross the alley across the street!"

Yu Haitang frowned slightly: "It's not far, but it's raining too hard now. How about we wait until the rain is lighter and then run over there?"

He Yuzhu suppressed his excitement and nodded calmly, "Okay!"

Fortunately, the rain gradually subsided after a while.

Yu Haitang smiled and said, "Brother Zhuzi, let's go!"

Upon hearing this, He Yuzhu pulled Yu Haitang and ran into the rain.

"Brother Zhuzi, your bicycle..."

"Wait until the rain stops before riding again."

In less than three minutes, He Yuzhu pulled Yu Haitang into the courtyard he had bought earlier.

Although the distance was short, some rain still fell on both of them.

He Yuzhu pulled out a towel from the closet and handed it to Yu Haitang, saying softly, "Haitang, wipe it off!"

Yu Haitang took the towel and started to wipe it, saying casually: "Brother Zhuzi, you seem to be very familiar with this place?"

He Yuzhu evaded the question by saying, "I often come here to clean the house and occasionally stay overnight here, so I am very familiar with this place."

Yu Haitang tilted her head slightly and untied the blue handkerchief tied to her pigtail, and her beautiful hair instantly fell to her shoulders like silk.

Yu Haitang held a towel in her hand and gently wiped the slightly damp hair. Her movements were soft and graceful, inadvertently revealing a kind of gentleness and charm.

Yu Haitang tilted her head, and her sexy collarbone was exposed to the air, which added a bit of charm to her.

He Yuzhu felt a surge of heat in his heart when he saw this, and quietly took out the aphrodisiac potion from the space.

Yu Haitang suddenly felt her heartbeat quicken, her cheeks became hot, and an inexplicable restlessness surged in her body...

He Yuzhu saw that Yu Haitang was breathing rapidly, his eyes were blurry, and his cheeks were flushed. He raised his hand and touched the other person's forehead, pretending to be worried and said:

"Haitang, your forehead is hot, do you have a cold?"

But Yu Haitang hugged He Yuzhu, stood on tiptoe and bit him, then tried her best to strip him of his clothes... (VIP chapter below)

After an unknown amount of time, sobbing sounds were heard from the room.

"Brother Zhuzi, how could you do this? How can I face people in the future?"

He Yuzhu pretended to be wronged and said, "Haitang, this is really not my fault. I don't know what happened. You suddenly changed your temper and tried to take off my clothes..."

"But, it has already happened, I will take responsibility to the end. When you reach the marriageable age, we will get married immediately."

Yu Haitang looked at He Yuzhu with tears in her eyes and whispered, "Brother Zhuzi, are you really willing to marry me?"

He Yuzhu said firmly: "Of course I am willing. You are so beautiful. If I could marry a wife like you, I would wake up with a smile in my dreams."

Yu Haitang burst into laughter and said, "Brother Zhuzi, you only know how to use sweet words to make me happy."

He Yuzhu said affectionately: "I'm not saying sweet words, these are all my true feelings"

"If you never leave me, I will be with you through life and death."

Upon hearing this, Yu Haitang was so moved that she kissed He Yuzhu passionately on the mouth. He Yuzhu immediately responded positively.

"Ouch!"

"what happened?"

Yu Haitang twisted He Yuzhu's waist angrily and said coquettishly:

"You are such a bad guy. You don't know how to be gentle with women. It was her first time, but you were so rude to her."

He Yuzhu chuckled and said, "It's all because you're so tempting. I got so excited that I forgot everything."

"Stop talking, it's so embarrassing."

"Okay, then I won't say anything."

"Don't look away. I need to get dressed."

"Why are you still wearing clothes? Let's just sleep like this!"

"Ouch! I have to go to the bathroom!"

"Oh! Then wear it!"

"Don't look away, I'm embarrassed!"

"What's there to be embarrassed about? I've already seen everything I should and shouldn't have seen."

"That's annoying! Turn your head away quickly, or I'll get angry."

"OK then!"

With a rustling sound, Yu Haitang had already put on her clothes.

"Brother Zhuzi, where is the toilet?"

"There is a toilet in the courtyard."

"What? There's a toilet right in the yard. Isn't that very convenient?"

“It’s really convenient.”

In the capital city of that time, there were generally no toilets in the courtyard houses. If one wanted to relieve oneself, one could only go to the public toilets outside.

He Yuzhu and Yu Haitang walked out of the room and found that the rain had stopped.

"Brother Zhuzi, where is the toilet in the yard?"

"I'll take you there!"

After using the toilet, Yu Haitang said enviously, "Brother Zhuzi, it would be great if we could have a yard like this."

He Yuzhu smiled and said, "When I save enough money, I will buy a yard like this."

Yu Haitang smiled and said, "Brother Zhuzi, I believe you!"

"Haitang, come with me to the kitchen. Let's boil some water, wash our faces and feet, and sleep here tonight."

"Brother Zhuzi, where is the kitchen? I'm going to boil some water, and you go push the bike back, or it will be stolen."

"That makes sense. I'll go push the cart first. No, I'd better take you to the kitchen first, otherwise you won't know where the water is."

After He Yuzhu finished working in the kitchen and walked out of the courtyard, a lewd smile appeared on his face, and he thought happily:

"This Yu Haitang is indeed a top beauty. This taste is indescribable!"

As the saying goes: When the weather is crazy, it will rain; when people are crazy, there will be disaster.

He Yuzhu suddenly stumbled and fell flat on his face.

Due to the heavy rain, the alley was full of mud. He Yuzhu looked at the mud all over his body and suddenly felt like crying but had no tears.

"My God, I just slept with a woman, there's no need to punish me like this, right?"

It seemed as if God heard He Yuzhu's complaints, and suddenly a loud thunder sounded, scaring He Yuzhu so much that he trembled all over.

He Yuzhu didn't dare to say anything more. He pushed his bicycle and quickly hid back in the yard.