Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

"Ha ha…"

Yu Haitang saw He Yuzhu in such a mess that she laughed so hard that her body shook.

"Hehe...Brother Zhuzi, is this what you did?"

He Yuzhu glared at the other person and said unhappily, "How can you do this? You just fell down!"

"Haha...you fell too hard, didn't you?"

Seeing Yu Haitang laughing non-stop, He Yuzhu raised his hand and slapped her on the butt.

"Snapped…"

"Ouch!"

Yu Haitang scolded, "Brother Zhuzi, why did you hit me?"

He Yuzhu rolled his eyes at him: "What do you think? Then go get me some water."

"Hot or cold water?"

"Just cold water!"

He Yuzhu quickly took off his clothes and stood naked in the yard to take a bath.

"Ah! Hooligan!"

Yu Haitang quickly covered her eyes, but then couldn't help but peek through the gaps between her fingers. Looking at He Yuzhu's muscular body and well-defined muscles, her heartbeat instantly accelerated and her pretty face flushed.

He Yuzhu said with a smile: "If you want to see it, just look openly. There is no need to be sneaky or cover up."

"Who peeked at you? How shameless!"

After Yu Haitang finished speaking, she shyly ran back to her room.

Seeing this, He Yuzhu smiled and said, "Haitang, help me get the clothes and towels out of the closet."

"I'm not helping an exhibitionist like you get it!"

Although Yu Haitang said that she would not help, she still took out the clothes and towels in the end, and also brought him a pair of slippers.

He Yuzhu put on his clothes and began to wash the dirty clothes by hand.

Yu Haitang said shyly: "Brother Zhuzi, let me help you wash?"

He Yuzhu smiled evilly and said, "No, you've been badly injured down there and can't move easily, so I'll do it myself."

"Bad guy!"

Yu Haitang punched He Yuzhu angrily and changed the subject: "Brother Zhuzi, why do you still have clothes here?"

He Yuzhu evaded the question, "Didn't I tell you? I occasionally stay overnight here, so isn't it normal to leave a set of clothes for replacement?"

"Oh!"

Yu Haitang always felt that something was wrong, but she couldn't tell what it was.

After hanging up the clothes, He Yuzhu looked at his watch. It was eleven fifty.

"Haitang, it's almost early morning, shall we go to bed?"

Upon hearing this, Yu Haitang nodded shyly.

Returning to the room, He Yuzhu took out a pillow and a blanket and said with a smile, "Haitang, do you want to sleep inside or outside?"

Yu Haitang blushed and said in a voice as soft as a mosquito: "I'll sleep inside."

After saying that, Yu Haitang climbed onto the bed and covered her head with a blanket.

The rustling sound of He Yuzhu taking off his clothes made Yu Haitang unable to help but stick her head out again. She found that He Yuzhu had already taken off his shirt and was now taking off his pants. She was horrified and said:

"Brother Zhuzi, why are you hiding from the clothes?"

"Your question is a bit unnecessary. Of course, you take off your clothes to sleep!"

As soon as he finished speaking, He Yuzhu had taken off his pants, leaving only a pair of underwear on his body.

Yu Haitang hesitated and said, "Brother Zhuzi, can you sleep with your clothes on?"

He Yuzhu said casually: "I feel uncomfortable sleeping with clothes on. I like to sleep naked."

"Besides, it's hot in the summer and it's too hot to sleep with clothes on. Why don't you take them off too?"

Yu Haitang hastily refused: "I'm not afraid of the heat, I'll just sleep like this!"

He Yuzhu smiled and said, "Don't worry, baby. I know you are seriously injured. I won't touch you again tonight."

Yu Haitang hesitated and asked, "Really?"

He Yuzhu nodded sincerely.

Yu Haitang probably believed what He Yuzhu said, and started to take off her clothes quickly under the quilt.

He Yuzhu smiled and then lay back on the bed.

After taking off her clothes, Yu Haitang shyly lay in He Yuzhu's arms, rubbing his chin like a kitten.

He Yuzhu took the opportunity to hug her, stroked her smooth back with his big hands, and a comfortable smile appeared on his face.

This is the first time since my rebirth that I have slept with a sweet-smelling woman in my arms. It feels really good.

As He Yuzhu was thinking, his big hand had unknowingly touched the other person's buttocks.

Yu Haitang immediately noticed something was wrong with He Yuzhu and said in a trembling voice, "Brother Zhuzi, you said you wouldn't bully me again tonight."

He Yuzhu smiled and said, "But with a beauty in my arms, it's hard for me to remain calm!"

Upon hearing this, Yu Haitang immediately sat up, exposing a large area of ​​her body.

"Brother Zhuzi, but it really hurts there, why don't I sleep on the other side of the bed..."

He Yuzhu swallowed his saliva, pulled Yu Haitang into his arms, and said calmly:

"I'm kidding you. I'm not a sex-hungry ghost. I won't do anything without caring about your health."

Yu Haitang showed a shy but happy smile, "Brother Zhuzi, you are so nice..."

He Yuzhu smiled and said, "You are my woman now. If I don't treat you well, who else can I treat well?"

Yu Haitang said in a tender voice: "Then you can only be nice to me from now on."

He Yuzhu touched Yu Haitang's head lovingly and chuckled, "Okay! I will only be good to my baby in the future!"

"Husband, you are so kind."

As Yu Haitang spoke, she smacked He Yuzhu on the face.

"Okay, go to sleep!"

"But I can't sleep."

"Can't sleep? How about we do some exercise?"

"Brother Zhuzi, tonight is really not possible, how about tomorrow night?"

"Okay, then you take a nice shower and wait for me at home tomorrow night."

"Damn it! Will you still be here tomorrow night?"

"Of course. There are many people in our compound and they will gossip."

“I heard from Yu Shui that there are a lot of bad guys in your courtyard.”

"Indeed, almost all the bad guys in Nanluoguxiang are concentrated in our courtyard. Except for my family, our courtyard is basically full of bad guys."

"You are wrong. In fact, you are also a bad person, and the worst one."

"What's wrong with me?"

"What do you think? Sleeping with someone on the third date, isn't that bad?"

"Did you say it the other way around? It seems like you were asleep, right?"

"Bullshit, you slept with me."

"You sleep with me, I sleep with me, isn't it the same thing?"

"How can this be the same thing? There is an active and passive issue here."

"You were the one who took the initiative. You kissed me first and took off my clothes first. I was so scared at the time."

"I never dreamed that you, despite your delicate appearance, could be so wild in doing this."

"Tell me the truth, have you been lusting after my body for a long time?"

"What are you talking about? She just turned 18, how could she be greedy for your body?"

"So what's wrong with you today? You hugged me and nibbled on me, looking so hungry and thirsty, and I couldn't push you away."

"I don't know what's going on. I just feel hot inside and my blood is boiling. It's like I'm possessed. I don't know what to do at all."

"It's obvious that you're in heat."

"You're in heat."