Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

Liu Guangtian was skeptical and asked, "Brother Zhuzi, is this method really useful?"

He Yuzhu smiled and said, "I don't know either. You try it!"

"Also, I will persuade your father not to be so harsh on you and your brother."

When Liu Guangtian heard this, his body trembled like a sieve and he said in a trembling voice:

"Brother Zhuzi, please don't do that. My father will beat me to death."

He Yuzhu chuckled and said, "Guangtian, don't worry, I won't say I've seen you. I'll just say I couldn't stand it, so I spoke out to persuade him."

"I am now the boss of the orphanage and have the obligation to maintain harmony within the orphanage. If he abuses the children, I have every right to reprimand him."

"Besides, your father still trusts me very much, he should be able to listen to what I say."

Liu Guangtian was overjoyed when he heard this: "Brother Zhuzi, thank you so much."

He Yuzhu sighed and said, "Guangtian, I am an outsider after all. I can help you temporarily, but I can't help you forever. In the end, you have to rely on yourself."

Liu Guangtian said with a determined look on his face: "Brother Zhuzi, don't worry, I will overcome my fear of my father as soon as possible."

"Brother Zhuzi, do you think there are really fathers in this world who don't love their sons?"

He Yuzhu said seriously: "As the saying goes, even a tiger won't eat its own cubs. Most parents in this world still love their children."

Liu Guangtian said with a sad face: "Yes, just like in our hospital, except for my parents, all other parents love their children very much."

"For example, the Yan family. Although Yan Bugui was stingy and calculating, he treated all his children equally and rarely beat them."

"And the Jia family. Although Jia Zhang and Qin Huairu are not good people, they love Bang Geng to the core. They hold him in their mouths for fear that he will melt, and hold him in their hands for fear that he will fall. They are reluctant to let him get hurt in the slightest."

"And Yi Yongxiao, who was adopted by the Yi family, also received Li Guifang's meticulous care."

"Guangfu and I are not even as good as an adopted child. I have doubted countless times whether Guangfu and I are my father's biological sons."

He Yuzhu patted Liu Guangtian on the shoulder and sighed, "Guangtian, you and your brother should be your father's biological sons, but your father may have been influenced by your grandfather and only loves the eldest son."

"Even though your parents don't love you, you can love yourself."

"It's getting late, Guangtian. I have to go to night school. I'll talk to you later."

Liu Guangtian bowed respectfully to He Yuzhu and said with gratitude: "Brother Zhuzi, thank you for your enlightenment. I will love myself."

He Yuzhu nodded slightly, turned around, got on his bicycle, and soon disappeared into the night.

……

In the blink of an eye, it was Saturday.

After get off work, He Yuzhu pushed his bicycle out of the steel rolling mill, thinking about how to coax Liu Lan and Liang Ladi into bed at the same time tomorrow, so that he could have two women at the same time.

He Yuzhu thought about it for a long time, but still couldn't think of a good solution.

He Yuzhu was so absorbed in his thoughts that he didn't notice there was someone in front of him and accidentally hit him with his bicycle.

"Ouch!"

Hearing the cry of pain, He Yuzhu immediately realized that something was wrong. He looked up and saw Dr. Pi from the infirmary looking at him unfriendlyly.

He Yuzhu hurriedly apologized, "Doctor Pi, I'm sorry, did I hurt you?"

Doctor Pi grinned and said, "I'm not injured, but I was hurt."

"I'm so sorry. I'll help you back to the infirmary now."

"No, it doesn't hurt now."

"But Director He and I should have no grudge against each other, right? My goodness, the bicycles are hitting my buttocks!"

"No, absolutely no. I can't make enemies with anyone except you, Doctor Pi. Everyone has headaches and fevers from time to time."

"How about I treat you to dinner tonight to express my apology?"

"Director He, you are treating me to a meal. I must give you this honor, but I hope you can cook it yourself instead of going to a restaurant."

"no problem!"

"Unfortunately I'm not free tonight. Can I contact you when I'm free?"

"That must work!"

The two exchanged a few polite words and then parted ways.

"Doctor? Medicine?"

He Yuzhu suddenly had an idea and slapped his head in annoyance.

"How stupid! How could you forget that there is an aphrodisiac potion in the space? As long as I spray the potion in front of them, they will let me pick them, right?"

“Quack, quack, quack…”

When He Yuzhu was feeling secretly proud of himself, he suddenly heard someone calling him.

"Director He, hello! I'm Xiao Gao, the secretary of the big boss. Our boss wants you to go to his house to cook a meal tomorrow at noon."

"Secretary Gao, may I ask who your leader is?"

"Our leader's surname is Xu. He is your Director Yang's old leader."

"It's Chief Xu! No problem, I will be there on time tomorrow."

"He Yuzhu, I'll pick you up when the time comes."

"No need, I know Chief Xu's home, I can go there by myself."

"also!"

……

The next day, He Yuzhu got up early, went to the pigeon market, and carried a big rooster to the yard.

He Yuzhu came to the courtyard and found that Liu Lan and Liang Ladi had already arrived and were cleaning the room.

"Where are Liu Lan, Liang Ladi, Xiaobao, and Damao?"

"They are playing in the park not far from the courtyard."

"God help me too!"

He Yuzhu was delighted, then he quietly took out the aphrodisiac potion from the space and pressed the bottle cap without hesitation.

After a while, Liu Lan and Liang Ladi's faces turned red, their breathing became rapid, and they began to pull off He Yuzhu's clothes.

He Yuzhu smiled with a look of success, then, holding one in each hand, he strode into the bedroom.

Suddenly, the room was filled with spring colors.

After the rain and sex stopped, Liu Lan and Liang Ladi regained their consciousness. When they discovered what happened on the bed, they were filled with shame and indignation.

Liang Ladi said angrily: "He Yuzhu, you bastard, how could you do this to us?"

Liu Lan echoed, "He Yuzhu, you are simply a pervert, despicable and shameless."

He Yuzhu said with a face full of grievance: "How can you two turn the tables? It was clearly you two who rushed towards me and frantically stripped my clothes. I fought back desperately, but I couldn't escape your clutches."

Liang Ladi: "I'll strangle you to death if you stop talking nonsense!"

Liu Lan: "Ladi, I agree, let's beat this bastard together."

He Yuzhu said anxiously: "Can you two be reasonable? It's obviously you two who ruined me..."

"I let you talk nonsense..."

"Ouch!"

"I let you get away with it..."

"Ouch!"

"Baga Yalu, it hurts so much, if you two keep doing this, I will fight back."

"You son of a bitch, you still want to fight back? Look at me, the monkey stealing peaches!"

"You are such a jerk, how dare you show off your skills in front of an expert? Look at me, the mighty Heavenly Dragon!"

"Ah! You rascal..."

"Haha, you are nothing to fight with me."