Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

Under He Yuzhu's hooligan attack, Liu Lan and Liang Ladi blushed and screamed.

"My dear ladies, I am not satisfied yet. How about another try?"

"You're dreaming!"

"Don't even think about it!"

"Why? You two were so horny just now, why don't you want to do it again?"

"You're thirsty?"

"If you're not horny, why did you take off my clothes when we first met?"

"This was not our intention. You must have drugged us."

"Nonsense, I didn't even give you water to drink, how could I give you drugs?"

"I don't know how you drugged me, but you definitely did. Otherwise, we wouldn't be so shameless."

"Lady is right, you must have drugged her."

He Yuzhu felt guilty and pretended to be angry:

"That's unreasonable. If you don't want to come, forget it. I'm going to the boss's house to cook."

Liu Lan was surprised and asked, "What? You are going to the big boss's house to cook. Why haven't I heard you say that before?"

He Yuzhu explained: "After get off work last night, the big boss's secretary came to see me."

Liu Lan pouted and said, "What should we do if you leave?"

He Yuzhu glanced at Liu Lan and said, "Without me, you two won't be able to cook? I've already bought the big rooster, you can cook it however you want."

Liang Ladi said in a tender voice: "Brother Zhuzi, you are a good cook, stew the chicken for us before we go."

Liu Lan immediately agreed: "Yes...Yes, it won't take long anyway."

He Yuzhu smiled and said, "It's not impossible, but you two must agree to one condition of mine."

"What conditions?"

"When I come back from the big boss's house, the three of us will do it again."

"He Yuzhu, don't go too far!"

"He Yuzhu, don't even think about it. We will never do such a ridiculous thing with you again."

"It's already been done. What's the difference between doing it twice and once?"

"We did it when we were unconscious. It doesn't count."

"Is it interesting to deceive yourself and others?"

"If you say no, you can't!"

"Yes, absolutely not."

"No, forget it. I'm leaving now."

After saying this, He Yuzhu prepared to put on his clothes and leave.

Liang Ladi hugged He Yuzhu's left arm, rubbing the two lumps of soft flesh against his left arm, and said delicately:

"Brother Zhuzi, please help them!"

Seeing this, Liu Lan hugged He Yuzhu's right arm and said with seductive eyes: "Brother Zhuzi, please help me!"

He Yuzhu couldn't stand it any longer, so he threw Liang Ladi to the ground, then picked up his gun and mounted his horse.

Liu Lan screamed and tried to escape, but He Yuzhu would not let her do as she wished. He raised his hand and grabbed her back.

The war was about to break out. In an instant, there were lightning and thunder, strong winds, raging waves, flying sand and rocks...

He Yuzhu fought one against two with ease, sweating profusely, and only called off the battle after an hour.

Looking at Liu Liang and the other man lying like a puddle of mud on the bed, He Yuzhu smiled smugly.

Liu Lan said angrily: "You still have time to laugh, aren't you going to cook for the big boss?"

"Oops, I almost forgot about the important matter."

He Yuzhu's face changed drastically. He stood up and was about to put on his clothes, but Liang Ladi grabbed his underwear.

"Baby, give me your panties, I'm really running out of time."

"Do you know it's too late now? What were you doing before? You can have the underwear, but you have to stew the chicken for us."

"Baby, I really don't have enough time. Can I bring you some delicious food when I come back?"

Liang Ladi wanted to embarrass He Yuzhu, but Liu Lan said:

"Ladi, give your underwear to Zhuzi! We can't afford to offend the big boss."

After hearing this, Liang Ladi reluctantly threw her panties to He Yuzhu.

He Yuzhu put on his clothes and left the bedroom without looking back.

After He Yuzhu left, Liu Lan and Liang Ladi looked at each other, with a hint of embarrassment on their faces.

Liu Lan was a little older and more open-minded about this kind of thing. He quickly recovered and said jokingly:

"Lady, are you okay?"

Liang Ladi rolled her eyes at Liu Lan and said stubbornly, "I'm fine. How about you?"

Liu Lan smiled and said, "If you are fine, then I will be fine too. You know, I have been dealing with that bull alone before."

Liang Ladi's eyes flashed with cunning, and she said in a mean way: "Does your balls still hurt? He hit you there quite a bit just now."

Liu Lan blushed when she heard that, and said shyly, "Does your mimi still hurt? He grabbed you there quite a lot just now."

"Snapped!"

Liang Ladi slapped Liu Lan in anger and said with a smile, "It really feels good. No wonder that barbarian likes to hit her."

"what!"

Liu Lan screamed and said angrily: "How dare you offend me, you bastard? I will grab your breast with my dragon claw hand."

"what!"

"Ha ha…"

Then, the two girls started to play and fight on the bed shamelessly, which was very spectacular for a while.

He Yuzhu had no time to appreciate the time in bed. He walked out of the bedroom, got on his bicycle, and pedaled non-stop to the leader's house.

As He Yuzhu was pedaling, he suddenly felt a pain in his waist and weakness in his feet. He couldn't help but smile bitterly:

"The ancients were not lying to me. There are no fields that are ruined by plowing, only cows that are worked to death. Even a body like mine that is weak in defense can have backaches one day."

In about ten minutes, He Yuzhu arrived at the leader's house.

When he entered the kitchen, He Yuzhu saw the leader's wife Liu Fangchun pacing back and forth anxiously.

When Liu Fangchun saw He Yuzhu, he was delighted, but then he complained, "Zhuzi, why did you come just now? The guests have all arrived, and you, the cook, are just here."

He Yuzhu hurriedly apologized: "Aunt Liu, I'm sorry, I encountered some trouble on the way and wasted some time."

Liu Fangchun raised his wrist to check the time and said in a serious tone, "It's three minutes to eleven. Dinner is at twelve o'clock. Is time in a hurry?"

He Yuzhu said confidently: "No problem at all, I'm quick."

Liu Fangchun nodded slightly and continued, "Zhu Zi, today Old Xu is inviting fellow villagers from his hometown to a banquet. Please cook some authentic Sichuan dishes."

He Yuzhu responded while tying an apron: "No problem, I'm best at cooking Sichuan cuisine."

"Auntie Liu, do you want it mildly spicy, medium spicy, extra spicy, or super spicy?"

Liu Fangchun smiled when he heard this. "I've heard of slightly spicy, medium spicy, and extra spicy. When did this abnormally spicy one come out?"

He Yuzhu suddenly remembered that the term "abnormally spicy" didn't seem to exist in that era.

"Aunt Liu, abnormally spicy means even spicier than super spicy. It's a new term I created."

Liu Fangchun half-jokingly said: "Zhu Zi, you are really versatile. Not only can you create classic songs, but you can also create new terms."

He Yuzhu was slightly surprised and asked, "Aunt Liu, do you also know that I compose songs?"