Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

Qin Huairu came to the living room and saw Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhangshi were on edge. She asked curiously, "What are you two going to do?"

Jia Zhang smiled awkwardly and said, "I didn't do anything, just chatted."

"My dear daughter-in-law, is the braised pork and potatoes ready? Bring it out so I can taste it."

Qin Huairu said disdainfully: "Don't act like a starving ghost. Today is the day Zhong Hai and I get married. Please save some face for me."

“Zhong Hai, follow me to the kitchen and serve the dishes!”

"Good daughter-in-law, I'll help you carry it."

"No need, you can just stay in the living room."

"That won't do. How can I let you suffer alone? I'll take care of the meal tonight."

When Jia Zhang came to the kitchen, she was stunned. There were five bowls of cornmeal porridge and five bowls of braised pork and potatoes on the chopping board.

"Qin Huairu, why did you divide the braised pork and potatoes into five bowls?"

Qin Huairu said calmly: "Because I'm afraid that if I put the braised pork in one bowl, you'll eat all the meat before we even start eating."

"It's only fair to divide the meat into five portions, one for each person."

Jia Zhang said dissatisfiedly: "Qin Huairu, you have schemed against me to the core, but I am your mother-in-law!"

Qin Huairu ignored Jia Zhangshi and left the kitchen with the food.

After a while, all the food was served on the table.

There are five bowls of braised pork and potatoes, and two of them are obviously less.

Qin Huairu handed the two smaller bowls to Xiaodang and Huaihua, and said seriously:

"Xiaodang, Huaihua, eat quickly, or your grandma will come and snatch your food."

Xiaodang and Huaihua had been drooling over the food for a long time. When they heard that Jia Zhang was coming to grab some more, they hurriedly gobbled it up.

Jia Zhang said indignantly: "Qin Huairu, how can you say that to me? Even if I am Jia Zhang, I will not snatch my granddaughter's food!"

Qin Huairu said coldly: "Haven't you snatched enough before?"

"I don't want to talk to you about this useless stuff now. There are three bowls of braised pork left. I'll give you a chance to choose first."

"There are three bowls of braised pork with the same amount of food. What's the point of picking the first one?"

Although Jia Zhang said this, her eyes kept scanning between the three bowls.

Seeing that Jia Zhang was unable to make a decision, Qin Huairu picked a bowl at random and placed it in front of herself.

Seeing this, Jia Zhang took the meat bowl in front of Qin Huairu and said with a grin, "I want this bowl."

Qin Huairu glared at Jia Zhang, then took another bowl and started eating.

Jia Zhang took the bowl of meat and started to gobble it up like a wild dog. In less than a minute, she had finished most of the bowl of pork belly stewed with potatoes.

Jia Zhang patted her belly contentedly, then looked at Qin Huairu and the other three with a sly look.

Seeing that they had not finished eating, Jia Zhang had evil thoughts in her mind and said to Xiao Dang with a smile:

"Xiaodang, children can't eat so much meat, otherwise they will have diarrhea. Grandma will help you eat the remaining pork belly."

Upon hearing this, Xiaodang hurriedly protected the bowl of meat and looked at Jia Zhang with a vigilant look.

Seeing this, Huaihua followed suit, protecting the meat bowl with both hands and looking at Jia Zhang with a defensive look.

Jia Zhang glared at the two money-losing guys with fierce eyes. Although Xiaodang and Huaihua were a little afraid, they kept protecting the meat bowl with their hands and refused to let go.

Jia Zhang had no choice but to look at Yi Zhonghai and said in a friendly manner:

"Zhong Hai! Don't you always talk about respecting the elderly? Now is the time for you to take action."

Yi Zhonghai glanced at Jia Zhang coldly, picked up the bowl, tilted his head back, and the remaining braised pork and stewed potatoes all fell into his mouth.

Jia Zhang's eyes widened in anger, and she cursed in a low voice: "You are an unfilial person, you deserve to have no descendants."

Yi Zhonghai was so angry when he heard this that he raised his hand to slap Jia Zhang, but Qin Huairu stopped him and consoled him in a gentle voice:

"Master, today is our big day, so please don't make it unpleasant."

After Qin Huairu persuaded Yi Zhonghai, she glared at Jia Zhang and said sternly:

"Shut your stinky mouth. If you keep causing trouble, I don't mind having a mixed doubles match with my man against you."

There was a flash of resentment in Jia Zhang's eyes, but looking at Qin Huairu's cold eyes, she trembled a few times and never uttered the words she wanted to curse.

……

When He Yuzhu returned to the hospital after get off work, Sun Jinfeng pulled him aside and said:

"Zhu Zi, let me tell you a piece of explosive news. Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu have obtained their marriage certificate."

He Yuzhu's expression froze when he heard this. After a long while, he smiled and said:

"This is great. If the sluts are locked up, they won't come out to harm others."

Sun Jinfeng said sourly: "Zhu Zi, you don't know that Qin Huairu used marriage to extort a large sum of money from Yi Zhonghai."

He Yuzhu raised his eyebrows slightly and chuckled, "Oh, how much money did Qin Huairu defraud from Yi Zhonghai?"

Sun Jinfeng said with a look of disdain: "One thousand yuan, and Yi Zhonghai will have to share half of his future salary with Qin Huairu."

He Yuzhu was surprised and asked, "How could Eunuch Yi, who is so stingy, give Qin Huairu so much money?"

"In addition, this Qin Huairu is quite capable. She actually sold herself at such a high price."

Liu Haizhong suddenly interrupted and said, "Zhu Zi, you may not know that Yi Zhonghai is not only a miser, but also a sex-hungry ghost. Before liberation, he would rather not eat and spend money to go to the Eight Great Hutongs."

Xu Damao said, "Uncle Liu, I understand what you said now. Yi Zhonghai is just like redeeming a top prostitute from a brothel. It is understandable that he has to spend a little more money."

"Bah, with Qin Huairu's looks, she's just an ordinary bastard in a brothel, how can she be considered the top prostitute?"

"Those top performers are proficient in playing all kinds of musical instruments and singing. What can Qin Huairu do? She can't even read a single word. She didn't even know the shape of a shoulder pole lying on the ground."

"Qin Huairu is so shameless. She married an old man and still had the nerve to give us wedding candy. If I were her, I would be so embarrassed."

"Hush...the adulterous couple is coming."

Qin Huairu came up to the crowd, without any embarrassment, and greeted them cordially: "What are you talking about, neighbors?"

He Yuzhu smirked and said, "We were talking about you and Yi Zhonghai getting married, and when you can have the wedding banquet."

Qin Huairu smiled and said, "The country is advocating frugality now, and since we are both getting married for the second time, we won't hold a wedding banquet, but we will definitely have wedding candy."

Qin Huairu said this and took out a handful of wedding candies from her bag and handed them to He Yuzhu.

He Yuzhu was stunned for a moment, but finally took the wedding candy and said with a smile:

"Qin Huairu, congratulations on marrying a good husband. You won't be lonely at night anymore, but you have to be more restrained. After all, Yi Zhonghai is old, and his arms and legs are weak. If you are not careful, you may hurt your waist."

"Yi Zhonghai, congratulations on marrying a wonderful young woman. If you work hard tonight, you may be able to have your own child in your lifetime..."