Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

Xu Damao sneered, "He Yuzhu, are you suffering from Alzheimer's? Yi Zhonghai is infertile and will never have his own children."

He Yuzhu patted his head in annoyance and said with a wry smile:

"Zhong Hai, I'm sorry, I actually forgot that you are a eunuch."

"But it doesn't matter. You married Qin Huairu, so her children are your children, right?"

"Oh my, Yi Zhonghai, this is a great idea! By marrying Qin Huairu, not only will you have a beautiful bride to warm your bed, but you will also have three and a half children. It's like killing two birds with one stone!"

Xu Damao joked, "He Yuzhu, you are wrong again. It's not killing two birds with one stone, but killing three birds with one stone. He now has someone to support him in his old age."

"The only regret is that Bang Geng is useless and has become a eunuch like him."

"Haizi, why don't you have a son?"

He Yuzhu said earnestly, "Haizi, Buddhism emphasizes karma. You don't have a son in this life. It's probably because you did too many evil things and you're being punished."

"Haizi, listen to my advice and stop doing evil things. Otherwise, not only will you not have a son in this life, but you will also not have a son in the next life or the next life."

Liu Haizhong tried hard to suppress his laughter and said, "Haizi! Zhuzi is right. God is watching what you do. Good will be rewarded with good, and evil will be punished with evil. Haha..."

"Ha ha ha ha…"

The laughter from Liu Hai immediately triggered a chain reaction and everyone burst into laughter.

Yi Zhonghai's face turned pale, veins bulged on his forehead, and his fists clenched so hard that they made a crackling sound. He really wanted to rush up and beat up these guys who were making fun of him.

Qin Huairu was no less angry than Yi Zhonghai. Yi Zhonghai was her husband now. They shared weal and woe. If everyone laughed at Yi Zhonghai, it was a slap in her face.

What made her even more angry was Sha Zhu's attitude towards her getting married. She thought that Sha Zhu was so infatuated with her before, he would be sad to see her getting married, but Sha Zhu was not sad, but very happy. This was hard for her to accept.

Liu Haizhong couldn't help laughing and said, "Haizi! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make fun of you, it was mainly because He Yuzhu and Xu Damao said so funny that I really couldn't help it, haha..."

"Liu Haizhong, I'll fuck your eight generations of ancestors..."

Yi Zhonghai was furious and raised his hand to hit Liu Haizhong, but was stopped by Qin Huairu, who said urgently:

"Old Yi, you have to calm down. Today is our big day. If you start a fight, you might spend the night in jail."

Xu Damao joked, "Lao Yi, your wife is right, you must not do it, otherwise you won't be able to enter the bridal chamber tonight."

Yi Zhonghai snorted coldly and left without looking back.

Seeing this, Qin Huairu also followed Yi Zhonghai away.

Sun Jinfeng laughed and said, "Zhu Zi, you have a really vicious tongue. You almost pissed off the couple to death."

Li Cuihua smiled and said, "Zhu Zi, well done. This is how we should deal with this adulterous couple. They did such a shameless thing and even had the nerve to show off in front of us. What a shameless thing."

When Yi Zhonghai returned home, he threw the enamel cup on the table and said with gritted teeth:

"He Yuzhu, Xu Damao, Liu Haizhong, I will never let you three bastards go."

Qin Huairu consoled him: "Old Yi, don't be angry, they envy us for getting married and living in harmony..."

Yi Zhonghai said angrily: "It's all your fault. I said I didn't want to buy wedding candy, but you insisted on giving it to everyone. Not only did I spend money, but I also got angry. It's really a loss of both the wife and the army."

Qin Huairu said angrily: "Old Yi, I did make a mistake in this matter. I will try my best to listen to you in the future."

"Okay, let's not talk about these boring things. A night of spring is worth a thousand gold. Let's go to the bridal chamber quickly!"

"Isn't it still a little early?"

"It's getting late, I can't wait any longer!"

"Hate!"

……

He Yuzhu's home.

He Yuzhu looked at the exhausted Xu Huizhen and asked with a frown:

"Why did you come back just now? I went to your store after get off work to look for you, but they said you were not there. What on earth were you doing?"

Xu Huizhen said with a depressed look: "Hubby, pour me a glass of water first. I'm dying of drinking."

"Let me drink some water and then I'll tell you slowly."

Upon hearing this, He Yuzhu suppressed his curiosity and quickly poured a glass of water for Xu Huizhen.

Xu Huizhen picked up the enamel cup and started drinking. In a blink of an eye, the water in the enamel cup was drunk up by her.

"anything else?"

Xu Huizhen took out a handkerchief and wiped her mouth, then said softly, "No more."

"Hubby, I went to the countryside with Master Niu today."

"What are you doing in the countryside?"

"Mrs. Niu said there was someone selling antiques in the countryside. I followed her and climbed three mountains and crossed four rivers. We finally arrived at our destination, but people there told us that we were too late and the items had been bought by someone else."

"They say antiques are bought in prosperous times, and gold is bought in troubled times. Now is not a prosperous time, so why are there so many people buying antiques?"

"There is no shortage of smart people in this world. They all know that antiques will be very valuable in prosperous times, so they naturally want to stock up more antiques during difficult times."

As a reborn person, He Yuzhu naturally knows that antiques will be very valuable in the future, but he does not try to buy antiques now. He just goes to places like garbage stations when he has time to shop and pick up bargains.

Because he knows that now is not the best time to collect antiques. In another one or two years, a special period will come, and the antiques will become very cheap at that time, which will be the best time to purchase them.

"Wife, you can never make enough money. Since you didn't buy it, forget it."

"You look very tired, go take a shower and go to bed! By the way, why didn't you bring your daughter back?"

"My daughter is at my house. I have already told Aunt Zhang that if I don't go to pick her up, she will take care of her for one night."

"We can't go to bed yet, you still have to accompany me to go somewhere?"

"Where are you going so late?"

"Master Niu also knows that a family is going to sell antiques, and he wants to take me there. The seller this time is in the capital, so you have to accompany me and help me identify the authenticity."

"Don't you already have a certain level of identification? Why do you still need me to go?"

"The antiques this time are very precious and expensive. I'm afraid I'll suffer a big loss if I don't grasp them well, so I want you to do it yourself."

"What antique makes you so cautious?"

"It is a Tang Sancai."

He Yuzhu's eyes trembled slightly when he heard this. The value of Tang Sancai is indeed very high. After the millennium, a piece of Tang Sancai is usually worth millions or even tens of millions.

"Then what are we waiting for? Let's go quickly. Don't be too late or someone else will get there first."

"Hey, where did the candy on this table come from?"

"Qin Huairu gave it to me."

"Why did Qin Huairu give you candy? Did you do something to let me down?"

"What are you thinking? This is the wedding candy Qin Huairu and Yi Zhonghai gave me. Everyone in the hospital has it."

"What? Did Qin Huairu really marry that old man Yi Zhonghai?"

"Qin Huairu made a good marriage. She basically emptied out most of Yi Zhonghai's family assets."

"It seems there is a story here. Tell me in detail."

"Let's talk as we walk!"