After rebirth, I still experienced a mess

134 Bad guys also like to play white lotus

Xiao Wei was walking quickly in front, and Xu Yongzhong was following slowly behind.

A quarter of an hour later, they left the main road and turned to a not-so-narrow ridge in the field. Xu Yongzhong finally couldn't help asking, "Where are you going?"

Xiao Wei looked at the west sky and asked, "Is the sunset beautiful?"

Xu Yongzhong answered mechanically: "It looks good."

Xiao Wei asked again: "Have you watched it with anyone?"

"a lot of."

Xiao Wei didn't even respond: "Very philanthropic."

Xu Yongzhong asked with a smile: "Don't you want to know who you watched it with?"

Xiao Wei answered without hesitation: "No."

"What?"

"When I was a kid, I watched the sunset with many other kids, counted the stars, and caught fireflies."

Xu Yongzhong sarcastically asked, "Did you also go through the sorghum field and the grove?"

"Of course. But it's not romantic to do it in the sorghum field. There are too many insects and they sting people."

"You have a lot of experience."

Xiao Wei's tone was full of contempt: "What do you think? Damn, you are not still a rookie, are you?"

"of course not."

Xiao Wei was very happy: "That's good. No one will suffer any loss."

Xu Yongzhong shrugged: "Can you speak seriously?"

Xiao Wei smiled and said, "What happens between men and women is just about the lower body, don't you still believe in the idea of ​​mutual affection?"

Xu Yongzhong reluctantly replied: "That's not the case."

Seeing Xiao Wei really walk towards the forest ahead, Xu Yongzhong asked angrily, "Where are we going?"

"Where else can we go? As you said, we can go into the woods."

Xu Yongzhong didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Can we talk frankly?"

Xiao Wei asked with a smile: "I've brought you to the woods, am I not being honest enough? Are you not capable of that?"

Xu Yongzhong suddenly stopped and said, "Then go alone."

Xiao Wei tried hard to hold back her laughter: "What do you mean? At this critical moment, you're still letting me down?"

Xu Yongzhong didn't answer, but followed in anger.

When he saw the fish pond and the fish farmer's hut, he said, "I haven't eaten fish for a long time. I should buy some to try."

Xiao Wei snorted coldly: "Who said to buy fish? I won't buy it."

"Then what are you doing here?"

"I told you. Go into the woods."

Seeing a new courtyard built near the woods, Xu Yongzhong was even more surprised: "How could someone want to live in such a remote place? Is there something wrong with their brain?"

"Do you feel stupid?"

"It's a big taboo to live in a single village. It's very inconvenient. It's either stupid or dumb."

Xiao Wei praised: "It seems that you don't like this kind of idiot, so forget it."

Xu Yongzhong was stunned: "What do you mean? Do you know this family?"

"Yes, I am familiar with him."

Xu Yongzhong kindly reminded: "Anyone who chooses to live here is either stupid or bad. You'd better avoid them."

Xiao Wei nodded: "I think so too."

Hearing the footsteps, the fish farmer came out, saw it was Xiao Wei, greeted him and went back into the house.

When Xiao Wei reached the door, the fish farmer had already taken out the key: "We have almost bought everything, go and see if there is anything missing."

Xiao Wei took the key and said, "Thank you for your hard work, uncle. Catch two fish and cook them over there. Let's try the stove together to see if it works."

The fish farmer looked at Xu Yongzhong and said with a smile: "The craftsman has made it many times, it is very useful. I will help you catch the fish and send it to you later."

Seeing Xiao Wei walking towards the courtyard with a few keys, Xu Yongzhong asked in surprise, "It would be a pity to go and make trouble when your acquaintance is not here, right?"

"It's okay. Go and help me see if there's anything else I need to buy."

Xu Yongzhong was stunned: "What do you mean?"

Xiao Wei shook the key: "Isn't it obvious?"

Xu Yongzhong's eyes popped out of his head in shock: "This house?"

Xiao Wei nodded: "It's me who is either stupid or bad."

"Are you crazy?"

"Right on."

The floor is paved with blue bricks, and the mats and mosquito nets are in place, so you can move in at any time.

Xu Yongzhong kept walking around, not knowing what to say.

Xiao Wei started to fetch water from the well and wash the pots and pans, and Xu Yongzhong had no choice but to follow suit.

Xiao Wei teased deliberately: "Don't you want to stay away from an idiot like me? Why are you still here?"

Xu Yongzhong sighed: "I didn't expect you to be so rich. You can do whatever you want."

"It only cost six or seven hundred, which is not expensive."

"Are you really going to live here?"

"Who said we should live here? This place is only for vacation. Come here to fish, wander around the sorghum fields and small woods, watch the sunset, and count the stars."

Xu Yongzhong was about to cry: "Can you please stop talking about that?"

"No. I hold grudges."

"No wonder everyone says you're a monster. I really can't understand your thinking."

"Are you afraid?"

"A little bit. It feels like you have too many secrets."

Xiao Wei admitted: "There are quite a few secrets."

Xu Yongzhong suddenly said: "I like you."

Xiao Wei remained calm: "I know. Because I seduced you on purpose. From the moment I saw you, I have been laying out the bait, waiting for you to take the bait voluntarily."

Xu Yongzhong couldn't help but hug Xiao Wei and kiss her on the hair: "You win."

The fish farmer also brought his erhu: "I'll prepare the food, Xiao Ji, play a few pieces for me to learn."

Xiao Wei had to pull twice to turn into a butterfly.

Xu Yongzhong asked in confusion: "Wen Yan wrote this song, how come you sing better than her?"

Xiao Wei said angrily, "It's not strange that I can compose but not sing. Besides, what do you mean by mentioning her in front of me?"

The fish farmer smiled and said, "That Wen Yan said that Miss Ge Ji also participated in the writing."

Xiao Wei cursed inwardly: Bai Lianhua is indeed very cautious in every step and always avoids putting herself in danger. Isn't she tired?

Xu Yongzhong looked at Xiao Wei deeply and said, "I see. This is another case of a substitutionary act. Sister Jiang is truly a saint. No wonder she is admired by so many people."

Xiao Wei snorted coldly: "You are the only one who is smart."

Then he said, "This song is not suitable for you boys to sing. I will teach you another one."

He sang the Flower Fairy again: "I'll give you the lyrics later."

"One song is not enough. You need to teach me a few more."

"Fuck. Don't push it any further."

The fish farmer is very fast at slaughtering fish and is also very good at eating them.

People who love literature and art are more particular about food.

Four large crucian carps, two braised and two simmered in soup, ready for fish soup noodles.

I also made some cowpea and eggplant stew.

Xiao Wei opened a bottle of liquor and asked the two men to drink two taels each.

After the three of them had enjoyed themselves comfortably, they cleaned up a bit and the fish farmer wisely left first.

Xu Yongzhong whispered, "Shall we go too?"

"Humph. Stop pretending to be a gentleman. A man should sleep in the new house on the first night."

"No. This won't work."

"It's just for fun, and I don't want you to be responsible. I can't marry you either. You can continue to pursue Wen Yan and marry her."

"Do you know what you're talking about?"

Xiao Wei pushed him hard: "Do you need me to repeat it? Go and boil some water."

Xu Yongzhong still hesitated: "I haven't done it yet."

"I will teach you."

"You'll get pregnant."

"Don't worry, I have a way to avoid it."

“I still think it’s inappropriate.”

"Do you think you can get away with it if you enter a den of bitches? They are not good people, why are they playing the white lotus game?"

How could Aunt Xiaowei let go of the top-notch young meat that she had finally caught?

Damn, playing a game of pretending to be reserved and reluctant is the most wonderful experience in life.