After rebirth, I still experienced a mess

152 Fish Playing the Piano

Xiao Wei was so anxious that he scratched his head. If the case was traced back to Director Zhou, the consequences would be disastrous.

Thinking of this, he immediately ordered Biyu to take Chenxia and the others to school: "Meet up at school, and go to the hospital after dinner. Don't come back before four o'clock in the evening. I want to set up a trap at home and try to deceive the investigators."

How could Biyu not know the seriousness of the situation, so she immediately did as she was told.

After the others left, Xiao Wei ate some tea and bacon and began to dig under the bed. He dug out four jars of bacon and mixed them in a row of jars against the wall of the room, on top of which was a mat rolled into a cylinder.

If you don't pay attention, you can't see the soil sealing the mouth of the jar.

Then he dug back the soil that had been transported out from the alley and filled the gap, and finally restored the bricks to their original positions. This took him two hours in total, and he checked it carefully twice before he stopped.

When a dozen people came back, Xiao Wei was already lying on the swing, playing the erhu enthusiastically.

Biyu felt a little relieved when she saw Xiaowei was calm.

Qian Xiuwen sighed, "Is this the legendary tanking? He's so useless at such a young age."

Xiao Wei shook his head without even opening his eyes: "What else can I do?"

Chenxia said, "We've already agreed to go fishing tomorrow."

Xiao Wei kept her hands busy: "Then let's go. Anyway, there's nothing to do during the day, and there's nothing to do at night."

Qian Xiuwen cursed: "Fuck. Is this what a lady should say?"

Mao Tongxian shook his head: "Rude. Too rude. This is not a popular person, this is a person everyone hates."

Of course, the location is still the one at the entrance of the village five miles away, mainly because it is convenient for eating fish.

There are very few people fishing in winter, and it really feels like fishing in the snow on a cold river.

There are few people who go fishing, and it is unheard of to bring an erhu with you when fishing. Xiao Wei can be said to have set a precedent in the fishing world.

Several girls, big and small, took turns playing the instrument, calling it "playing the lute to fish" to lure the fish into the trap, and thousands of people from the village came to watch the fun.

Then many villagers taught how to fish: "We will help you fish, please ask some girls to sing more songs."

"That's right. These girls sing so beautifully. They can't compare to that bullshit on the speakers."

Xiao Wei smiled and said, "We can not only sing, but also dance. Do you want to see it?"

Someone joked: "Several girls are so beautiful, at least they are one in a hundred, they look good even if they just walk around casually."

Xiao Wei said, "You provide us with food, and we will perform for you."

Someone clapped and shouted, "Great. It's New Year's Day so let's have some fun."

Someone asked, "Are you the same girls who sang for money last year?"

Guixiu readily admitted: "It was us."

"Ah. I heard that a concert costs two or three hundred yuan. If we only provide meals, we will make a lot of money."

"Should I ask the captain about this?"

"The captain went to a meeting and won't be back until noon."

The young man encouraged: "No need to ask, feeding more than a dozen people is not a big deal."

"That's right, at worst, we can just skip a meal."

Someone greeted me, "You all look like girls from wealthy families. We don't eat well."

Guixiu replied: "Just eat what you normally eat, no need to add any extra dishes, at most we'll just cook the fish we caught."

Qian Xiuwen had no idea about the singing for money thing and was shocked again.

Looking at Haitao's expression, he didn't show any surprise.

It seemed that someone in the school passed the message to him, or to Yinmei, and then it was shared as a joke.

But Haitao hasn't asked in the past few days.

Are you afraid of causing yourself unhappiness?

Or is it that he simply doesn't care about the danger he faces?

At the end of the song, Qian Xiuwen started to act up again and asked Xiaowei to improvise a new song.

Xiao Wei looked at the walking hormones and sang a song "Turning around and leaving, life is like a play": I am afraid that I will not know who you are once I turn around, I am afraid that I will forget who I am once I turn around, I am afraid that I will not be able to find you again once I turn around, I am afraid that it will be another reincarnation once I turn around. I am afraid that once I turn around, I will shed tears for someone again, I am afraid that once I turn around, I will feel that the sea is no longer a water, I am afraid that once I turn around, I will be a lone goose flying southeast again, I am afraid that once I turn around, I will drink this cup of forgetfulness. The face is getting old and the years cannot be retrieved. Looking back at the past, my face is already full of tears. The things that were once yes and no, always come and go in the dream. The paper is short but the feelings are long, and it cannot write all the beauty of a lifetime. The aged wine comes and he will not return until he is drunk. He will leave in a hurry and face the rest of his life calmly from now on.

After hearing this, Qian Xiuwen started to curse again: "Damn it, who the hell can stand such sentimentality. I can't take it anymore, I feel like I've fallen in love with the Yin-Yang head, no one of you is allowed to compete with me."

Mao Tongxian said: "Don't worry, we won't be as dissatisfied with our lives as you are."

Liu Jianan echoed: "Old Qian likes to run into the muzzle of the gun. This kind of heroic spirit of forging ahead is worth learning from."

Deng Benjun said with a smile: "Come on, Lao Qian, we are counting on you. Let's put on a show that will shock the world and make the gods weep."

Mingqin said: "The sound was so loud that it frightened people. When they looked back, they had turned into ashes."

Mao Tongxian: "One or two shouts startle hundreds of ghosts; three or four shouts destroy the ghost nest."

Chenxia said: "Ten chants and a hundred chants bring peace to the gods, and peace will prevail in all directions."

Mao Tongxian almost cried again: "You know such obscure things?"

Chenxia pretended to be calm: "What's wrong with me learning a few sentences with Sister Jiang?"

Mao Tongxian jumped up and said, "I want to jump into the river. Don't stop me."

Qian Xiuwen cursed: "I've told you to be low-key and stop showing off, but you just wouldn't listen. I feel ashamed of being slapped in the face all the time. Get away from me, or you'll get struck by lightning and implicate me."

Guixiu smiled and said, "Old Qian doesn't really want to fall in love with Xiaowei, does he?"

Qian Xiuwen disagreed: "Can't I think about it?"

Gui Xiu replied: "Of course I can think of it. But Xiao Wei has a catchphrase: Dating is too troublesome, it's better to become sworn brothers."

Qian Xiuwen asked seriously, "How do we worship? Do we kowtow to each other on the bed?"

Biyu burst out laughing and imitated Xiaowei's tone and said, "I treat you as a brother, but you actually want to sleep with me. We must end our friendship."

Mao Tongxian laughed: "The meaning of friendship is that we can become husband and wife."

Guixiu cursed: "Fuck! Biyu has been fooled by Xiaowei again."

Xiao Wei looked at the group of lunatics and laughed, then sang "Wild Flowers", which caused another group of young people to either exclaim "Fuck" or shout "Help".

When the captain came back and saw what was happening, he was also surprised and blamed the young people in the village for acting on their own initiative: "You are asking for your lives, how dare you invite them to perform? Haven't you heard about what happened last year? More than a dozen people were arrested."

"He just flirted with her because she was pretty. We are decent people, so it doesn't matter to us."

When the captain heard that they only needed to provide food and no extra dishes were needed, he almost cried: "These people can't even be invited to the Municipal Propaganda Department. How shameless of you to sing for free."

“I think they get along well.”

"You are blind."

As a result, not only was the lunch sumptuous, but the captain also took out two hundred yuan as an apology before leaving.

Of course Xiao Wei and the others refused to accept it.

I was in a good mood, but because of the captain's paranoia, I became depressed.

It was clearly another case of shooting oneself in the foot. It was impossible for him to have another dinner, so he had to go back in disappointment.