After rebirth, I still experienced a mess
Chapter 58 New Ways to Practice Kung Fu
58 New Exercises
Replaying this game, Xiao Wei once again felt the wonder of this world. Everything before his eyes seemed to be destined.
After spending so much time and effort, I ended up losing my beloved's life in vain.
Is it true that fate cannot be changed?
The news that it cost five dollars to teach a song spread quickly. During the days when the four children were learning, Wen Yan must have heard that tuition was required. The gifts she gave were worth at most one dollar, so Wen Yan's cousin didn't feel comfortable visiting her.
Just like Wen Yan likes to peep, children like her cousin's sister can't stand it. Xiao Wei did the same thing, and Wan Jiang suffered again.
On the surface, she didn't mention the tuition fee out of consideration for Wen Yan's sake, but Bai Lianhua cared most about face, and seeing that the child had learned almost enough, she still forced five yuan into the tuition fee.
So, the younger sister-in-law once again became Xiao Wei's mobile advertisement and also acted as a rights protection representative. She soon complained to Xiao Wei that two boys were teaching others to sing.
No problem, let’s go to the door and confront each other.
"I said at the beginning that you are strictly prohibited from teaching others, otherwise you will be held accountable."
The parents defended themselves by saying, "I didn't teach my child that. Other children just listened to it and started singing along."
Lu Zhu said: "Isn't singing along teaching? You can even come up with such a reason. Do you still have any shame?"
Biyu said, "We have already said this, do you really think this is a joke?"
Luzhu reinforced: "Not to mention you, without approval, teachers don't dare to teach people casually."
Biyu said, "It takes a year or so to create a song. Is that easy? Once you spread the word, who will come to us to learn? Is our hard work for so long only worth five dollars?"
The parent knew he was in the wrong and asked, "How much do you want?"
"Let the children who secretly study pay the tuition. Of course, we will be responsible for the church."
Xiao Wei said: "If you don't pay, we will come to your house every day to make trouble. We will also report it to the district and let the officials judge the case."
Luzhu: "It's a must. Even our university leaders don't dare to do this. You are really brave."
Because of the guise of being a "good guy", Xiao Wei has nothing to fear.
Under the tyranny of a few girls, five or six students had to come to make up for the tuition. For several days in a row, the community did not come to cause trouble. They must have investigated the school.
Then, more and more students came, and Biyu Luzhu helped to teach them, and their life reached a new level.
When Biyu came back that day, she saw someone had delivered a cart full of small wine jars. There were already twenty or thirty of them lined up against the east wall. Xiaowei was directing a delivery man, who was moving the jars and stacking them neatly.
Biyu was very puzzled: "Why did you buy so many wine jars?"
"Practice."
Biyu was even more surprised: "Using a wine jar to practice, are you sure?"
Xiao Wei was very sure: "Sure."
"How to practice?"
Xiao Wei opened his five claws, grabbed the mouth of the small jar, and lifted it up. Although he didn't lift it up, Biyu immediately understood what he meant.
"See? This is called Eagle Claw Kung Fu."
Biyu tried to hold back her laughter: "I saw it, it's good."
Xiao Wei raised his foot and stepped on the altar mouth which was more than one foot high, and then he swung his other foot to step on the other altar mouth: "This is called the Foshan Shadowless Kick."
Jade's face turned red: "Yes. It is indeed like that."
After jumping down, Xiao Wei said seriously, "If you like, we can practice together in the future. It is said that you can practice to the point where leaves can fly and injure people, and snow can be stepped on without leaving any traces."
Biyu exhaled twice and tried to calm herself down: "How many jars did you buy in total?"
"You bought a hundred first?"
Biyu felt like she was going crazy: "What do you mean by buying a hundred first?"
Xiao Wei gritted his teeth and finally managed to pick up the jar weighing more than ten pounds. His whole body was trembling, and his face was redder than jade. He held his right wrist with his left hand and finally lifted it to a height of two feet. Finally, he could not hold on any longer, and he screamed. His hands loosened, and with a snap, the jar broke into several pieces at his feet.
After taking a few deep breaths, he said, "That's why I bought a hundred first."
"Fuck!"
The usually gentle Biyu cursed for the first time, and said to Luzhu who had just arrived with a sad face: "Hit me quickly, I feel like I have gone crazy."
After understanding the situation, Luzhu was also puzzled: "Sister Xiaowei, are you sure you want to practice like this?"
"of course."
After saying that, he wandered over to a pile of jars again. He wasn't paying attention and one of the jars next to him was kicked out. As expected, it hit the one that had just been broken and broke into three or five pieces.
Luzhu, like Jade, tried hard to hold back her laughter: "At this rate, a hundred will only last three days."
The delivery man said, "It's okay. The girl has made an appointment, and the cooperative will go to get the goods tomorrow."
"Fuck." Luzhu yelled, "I'm really crazy."
Biyu almost cried in anger: "Can't we use something else instead, such as a wooden stake?"
"No."
"why?"
"Because I would feel bad if the jar was broken."
The delivery guy was also amused: "You're so distressed that you still use a jar to practice?"
He turned around and pointed at his head, and asked Biyu in a low voice: "Is there something wrong with this little girl?"
Biyu asked back, "Didn't she give any money?"
"That's not the case. We'll deliver the goods only after you've paid in full."
"Then don't ask, just send it over quickly."
Luzhu finally came to her senses: "I understand. Only when you feel sorry for the paper, can your progress in practicing martial arts be improved rapidly. There is an anecdote that says the more expensive the paper, the better the handwriting will be, so you don't want to waste it."
Biyu was about to cry: "I feel like my intelligence has been severely insulted."
The delivery man muttered, "That can't be such a waste."
Biyu said nonchalantly, "I have money and I am willful. What's it to you?"
This incident immediately caused a sensation, and many people rushed to see the strange thing. No one could understand such an operation, and they all believed that Xiao Wei was a monster with a different mindset from ordinary people.
In any case, there is no rule that wine jars cannot be used as exercise equipment, and if they break, it is the owner's own problem. A hundred or so jars are stacked to form a dozen square meters of exercise area, and there is no support on the edge, so people can walk around whenever they want.
Then, Biyu and the others also stepped on it, and then, the students who went there for fun stepped on it one after another, and then, practicing martial arts turned into entertainment.
You know what, practice makes perfect. Before long, after falling dozens of times, Xiao Wei was walking on it easily and freely, as if he was walking on flat ground. Even the sound of the jars hitting each other became much nicer.
When dancing on the jar to the rhythm, there is clearly an additional musical instrument.
Xiao Wei guessed that those light-as-a-swallow dancing moves were probably developed in this way.
He bought another hundred jars at fifty cents each and stored them in the living room and his room so that he could replace them in time if they broke.
To this end, Xiao Wei asked the school to print out 200 disclaimers on a mimeograph machine. Anyone who wanted to play on the forum had to have their parents sign a "life and death statement" first, and there was a one-dollar fee for each play.
Even Biyu Guixiu was forced to sign the "life and death statement" even though she didn't ask for any money.
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