Siheyuan: Call the police at the beginning, the whole courtyard is the public enemy

"In this case, what is the success rate?"

【Can】

【According to the system prediction, the success rate is as high as 50%】

Li Weidong...

Is this system using the wrong term? What does "up to 50%" mean?

It should be called, only fifty percent, right?

"System, if the wish is not fulfilled, the divine nail disappears.

Then, will the teaching materials I asked it to deliver automatically return to me?"

[Host, if you don't use your brain to think, can you give it to someone in need? ]

[The divine nails have all disappeared, who will return the teaching materials to you? ]

[If the God Nail disappears, the quest item will disappear along with the God Nail.]

After being scolded again, Li Weidong couldn't stand it anymore.

I couldn't help but retort: ​​"I'm talking to the system. If we talk nicely, we'll die, right?"

"Let's not talk about your ridiculously low success rate in the lottery."

"I finally got something.

It's just a disposable item?

The key is that the success rate is ridiculously low. How dare you criticize me for this?"

I want to ask: "Do you have any shame?"

【system……】

[This system feels that you, the host, are a little too sensitive.]

[I just said a few words to you and you broke down. How can you achieve anything great like this? ]

[Isn't it very happy when I see the host arguing with others? 】

[Why did you get so defensive after being criticized for a few words? 】

Li Weidong...

[And the host, I'm afraid there is some misunderstanding about this matter]

[It’s not that the success rate of the Divine Nail is low, but that this thing is too difficult]

Li Weidong retorted dissatisfiedly: "If the product is not good, just admit it. Why do you say that this matter is too difficult? In this case,

“It’s just a gift to an ordinary person. Even if he is well protected, it shouldn’t be that difficult, right?

No matter what, at least it's a divine nail, it won't be stopped by ordinary people, right?"

[Hehe, host, you underestimate your idol, don't you? ]

[Or host, you think too highly of these supernatural things]

[The target you are talking about is the greatest person since ancient times

There is national destiny to protect you! 】

[Plus, he himself is the spiritual belief of hundreds of millions of people in Dragon Country. ]

[It can be said that nothing can be violated, and the evildoer cannot be approached! ]

[With just one word, countless mysterious and spooky characters were suppressed. ]

[It is not an exaggeration to call him a demigod.

In some aspects, he has even surpassed the so-called gods! 】

[The 50% success rate mentioned by this system is just to hope that great people can have a sense of this matter that benefits the country and the people.

Willing to take the initiative to let the divine nail approach. 】

Otherwise,

Ha ha!

That broken nail doesn't even have the qualifications to get close to him! 】

Li Weidong...

"Yeah, I thought it was too simple.

Although I regard him as my idol, my vision is still too narrow!

It’s simply unimaginable how great he is!

Perhaps his only weakness is this mortal body?

After all, there is no escape from birth, aging, sickness and death!

but,

What he pursues,

Perhaps it has never been about transcendence of oneself,

But, the world is united!!!

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Li Weidong finally did not use the so-called magic nail to deliver the textbooks.

It’s not because of anything else, I just simply don’t believe in the ability of this nerve!

After a systematic explanation,

Li Weidong even felt that the system's so-called 50% success rate was a bit exaggerated.

Finally, he decided to wait a while just to be safe.

Anyway, the system is in hand, and there is a possibility that other abilities will be drawn later, so there is no need to rush.

If it fails, it will be a huge loss!

The next morning, Li Weidong, who woke up naturally from a good sleep, stretched comfortably.

If he remembered correctly, this seemed to be the first time he slept until he woke up naturally after traveling through time!

"Ugh!"

It's worthy of being the legendary courtyard full of birds, there are so many disgusting things!

After having breakfast, Li Weidong strolled around leisurely for a long time and finally returned to the courtyard.

There's no way, wandering around aimlessly is really boring!

There were so many troubles these days that Li Weidong felt a little annoyed.

Now that I have some free time, I realize that

I feel a little uncomfortable without my mobile phone and computer.

Li Weidong likes to read novels and watch Douyin in his spare time.

I always feel like there's something missing in my pocket.

Of course, the most important thing is,

It’s really boring!

When Li Weidong got home, he found

Xu Damao was actually working as a handyman for his own decorators!

Li Weidong joked: "Hey, Comrade Xu Damao,

You don't want to be a projectionist anymore, do you want to be a bricklayer instead?"

When Xu Damao saw Li Weidong, he was so excited that he almost cried.

He took two steps forward excitedly and said, "Li Weidong, you're finally back!"

"I've been waiting for you for more than two hours!

Why don’t you wait until after dinner before coming back?

This is your home renovation, why do I feel like you don’t care at all?”

Li Weidong smiled and said, "I knew it was our family. You were so excited that I thought it was yours!"

"Tell me what you want from me. Look how anxious you are!"

Xu Damao moved closer and whispered, "Actually, I don't have anything else to talk to you about!"

"This matter has something to do with He Yuzhu's wife.

Li Weidong looked at Xu Damao with a strange expression and said, "Xu Damao, are you attracted to He Yuzhu's wife?"

"Let me make it clear in advance that I can't help you with this at all!"

"I, Li Weidong, have a sense of dignity. I would never do such a thing!"

Xu Damao's face changed, and he quickly pulled Li Weidong aside.

Then he said, "Li Weidong, even if you want to talk nonsense, you have to look at the situation on the scene, right?"

"There are outsiders here, can't you speak a little more quietly?"

"If this gets out, won't He Yuzhu fight me to death?"

Li Weidong looked at Xu Damao with a strange expression. Although he also realized that it was not good to speak like that just now,

But isn't what Xu Damao is concerned about a little wrong? "

God damn, if He Yuzhu finds out, he will kill you?

Oh, aren't you afraid that it will get out and give you a bad reputation?

I was just afraid that He Yuzhu would come looking for me.

right?

Xu Damao was a little frightened by Li Weidong's expression.

Said: "Alright, alright, can you please stop looking at me like that? It gives me goose bumps."

"You misunderstood me, that's not what I meant.

What I mean is, after I saw the daughter-in-law you introduced to He Yuzhu yesterday,

I regret it! "

Li Weidong took a step back with a look of disgust on his face.

"I said Xu Damao, you still say that you don't mean that?"

"You said it yourself, that's He Yuzhu's wife, you regret it for nothing, you regret it!"

"Let me tell you, you should never cheat on your friend's wife!

"If you have this attitude, who the hell would dare to be your friend?"

"What's the difference between this and inviting a wolf into the house?"

Xu Damao...