Siheyuan: Call the police at the beginning, the whole courtyard is the public enemy

Xu Damao really felt like he was about to cry.

"I said, Li Weidong, can you please listen to me and finish what I have to say?

"What I mean is, after I saw He Yuzhu's wife, I regretted it!"

Li Weidong: "Is there any difference between this and what you just said?"

Seeing Xu Damao staring at him with his eyes that were about to burst into flames, Li Weidong quickly covered his mouth.

Xu Damao glared at Li Weidong fiercely again, and then said, "What I mean is that after seeing He Yuzhu's wife, I regretted it!

After Xu Damao finished speaking, he looked at Li Weidong and found that he was still covering his mouth.

Then he nodded in satisfaction and continued, "I regret that I just wanted to tease He Yuzhu before, and didn't really fight with him."

"When he brought his wife back, I found out.

I want a wife like this, too!"

Li Weidong put down his left hand that was covering his mouth and patted his chest.

Then he said, "Look at you, why are you always breathing heavily when you talk? I misunderstood you just now!

Xu Damao...

"Is it me who is panting, or you like to interrupt too much? Don't you have any idea of ​​the ratio?"

Li Weidong reached out his hand, patted Xu Damao on the shoulder and said, "Damao, you actually have nothing to regret!"

"Because this girl was not introduced to you in the first place!"

"Hahahaha!"

Xu Damao looked at Li Weidong with a dark face.

"Li Weidong, this is how you comfort people, right?"

Li Weidong stopped laughing and said, "Don't be angry, Damao, I was just joking with you!"

"Actually, you really have no right to compete for He Yuzhu's wife!"

"Let me ask you one question: Do you have money?"

Although Li Weidong didn't know how much He Yuzhu gave as a gift, he estimated that it was at least 100 yuan.

This is not a small amount!

Although he had specifically told Zhang the matchmaker to help He Yuzhu lower the price so that He Yuzhu would not be cheated!

But Matchmaker Zhang also said that the starting requirement is one hundred yuan, and if you want to sign a marriage certificate, you will probably have to add a little more money.

Xu Damao said unconvincedly: "I have no money? Who am I looking down on?"

"When my parents moved away, they left me fifty dollars!"

"Isn't it just marrying a rural wife? How much can it cost?"

"Fifty dollars is enough!"

Li Weidong...

"Comrade Xu Damao, if you say that, how should I answer you?"

“You are actually right.

With our city hukou and a job,

Even if you don't pay a bride price, there will be many rural girls who want to marry you!"

“But it depends on the situation!

Liu Ruyan's father only cares about money and not people!"

"Or we can say that Liu Ruyan's father is selling his daughter!

As long as you can afford the price he wants, he doesn’t care what your conditions are!

As long as you can't afford the price he wants, he won't care what your conditions are!"

"I understand!"

Xu Damao curled his lips and said, "Why are you talking so much nonsense? Why don't you just tell me how much He Yuzhu paid as a gift, and that's it?"

Li Weidong...

"I don't know exactly how much He Yuzhu paid as a gift.

But I think it should be more than a hundred yuan!"

Xu Damao's eyes widened and he exclaimed, "What a joke! How can you get so much money to marry a country girl?"

Then, Xu Damao looked at Li Weidong with strange eyes.

"You are not...,

You think He Yuzhu is stupid, so you team up with others to cheat him?"

Li Weidong...

I remember the last time I was so speechless was last time!

Li Weidong looked at Xu Damao with dissatisfaction.

"Xu Damao, if you think I'm this kind of person, why the hell did you come to see me?"

"Aren't you afraid that I'll cheat you?"

Xu Damao chuckled and said, "Don't be angry, Li Weidong. I was just joking with you!"

"Weren't you joking with me just now?"

Li Weidong looked at Xu Damao with a smile on his face, and for a moment, he didn't know whether he should still be angry with him!

Anyway, he always felt that Xu Damao's words just now were not a joke!

After thinking about it, I decided to forget it!

When did I become so stingy?

After all, Xu Damao is a smart man, so it is normal for him to have such thoughts!

Thinking of this, Li Weidong smiled and said, "Okay, I'll just assume you're joking!"

"But it's better to avoid such jokes in the future!"

"After all, if He Yuzhu heard it, it would easily lead to unnecessary misunderstandings!"

"But in order to prove my reputation, I think it is necessary to explain it!"

"Xu Damao, I just want to ask you one question.

If you have a hundred dollars, you can spend so much money to marry Liu Ruyan as your wife.

Would you be willing to do that?"

After hearing Li Weidong's question, Xu Damao couldn't help but imagine,

If Liu Ruyan was his wife...

Slurp,

Oops, I can’t take it anymore, I’m drooling!

Xu Damao first raised his hand to wipe his saliva, and then said excitedly: "I would accept a hundred yuan to marry a wife like this!"

"Comrade Li Weidong, please let me ask you.

Please help me find a wife like Liu Ruyan!"

Li Weidong spread his hands and said, "Xu Damao, don't even mention that you are willing to pay a hundred.

Even if you offer me 1,000 now, I don’t have any girls I can introduce to you!”

"I'm not a matchmaker, you've got the wrong person!"

Xu Damao said dissatisfiedly: "Li Weidong, this is a bit unkind of you, isn't it?

Why is it there for He Yuzhu but not for me?"

"At least I helped you once.

In terms of relationship, the two of us should be better than you and He Yuzhu, right?"

"Ugh!"

Li Weidong sighed helplessly and said, "Xu Damao, are you crazy?

Why don’t you go find a professional matchmaker when you can find a middleman like me?

I've noticed that your IQ has recently been getting closer to He Yuzhu's!"

Xu Damao thought so too.

It seems that I have been dazzled by Liu Ruyan's beauty!

Xu Damao smiled and said, "Alright, alright, I won't make it difficult for you!"

"Isn't it just looking for a matchmaker? That's easy. I'll go find one in a minute."

"Hey, that's right!"

"I heard that you are looking for Zhang the matchmaker, right? What do you think about me looking for her too?"

Li Weidong thought for a moment and said, "If you ask Matchmaker Zhang, it might not be a good idea!"

"I guess there's no hope for her!"

"And I think you should consider your parents' problems first, right?"

"Otherwise, even if there is a reliable girl introduced to you, your little money may not be of much use!"

Xu Damao said: "I think fifty yuan should be enough, right?

It's impossible for every beautiful girl to ask for a very high gift, right? "

Li Weidong thought about it and felt that what Xu Damao said really made sense!

But after Xu Damao said this, he suddenly had an urge to show off to Xu Damao!

After all, if you don't return home when you're rich and powerful, what's the difference between that and traveling in luxury?

And today was indeed a bit boring, so Li Weidong also wanted to have some fun!

So, Li Weidong deliberately put on a smug look, looked at Xu Damao and said: "I have to say, Comrade Damao, you are indeed a smart man!"

"There's nothing wrong with what you said!"

"Oh my, I'm not afraid that you'll be jealous and envious if I tell you this!"

"My wife's family is attracted to me because of me.

That means I don’t even want a penny of the betrothal gift!”

Or I said: "No, no gift, isn't this a slap in my face?"

“So I ignored their objections and insisted on leaving fifty yuan as a betrothal gift!

There is no way, we Beijing men are just like this!"

"Now we just have to wait for the house to be renovated, and then we can go pick up our partner!"

Xu Damao was very unhappy when he saw Li Weidong showing off in front of him!

I couldn't help but retort: ​​"I say, Li Weidong, who is better at bragging than you?"

"Do you believe that I can find a father-in-law who will give me a dowry?"

Li Weidong...

"I want to share my happiness with you, but it's a pity that you can't receive it!"

Xu Damao said: "Alright, alright, Li Weidong, you are not done yet, right?

"Keep your happiness to yourself, I don't need it!

I just want to ask you one question!

When did you find your partner?

Li Weidong said: "It was the day after He Yuzhu brought his wife back!"

Xu Damao...

"Since you can find someone who doesn't want a dowry, it doesn't make sense for me to do this!

After all, my conditions are no worse than yours!"

"Your living example is right here, proving that what I, Xu Damao, think is absolutely correct!!"