Siheyuan: Qin Huairu relies on me

"Zhao Xiyan, why are you always causing trouble?" Liu Haizhong said dissatisfiedly, "Look how badly you threw the old lady... Hurry up and send her to the hospital."

"Wow, you are such a 7th-level blacksmith, you are so arrogant."

Zhao Xiyan sneered, "It was obviously Shazhu who fell, and you are so blatantly blaming me? Someone go to the street office and call Director Zhang over... I want to see if there is still law in this yard."

"I go."

As soon as Liu Guangfu shouted, he was slapped in the face.

"You beast, which side are you from?" Liu Haizhong said angrily, "Zhao Xiyan...Okay, I'm wrong this time, you guys continue."

"Keep going."

Sha Zhu looked at Zhao Xiyan with resentment, "Zhao Xiyan, you are so disloyal... You have a wife, and you still stop me, are you still a human being?"

"Don't you like Director An?" Zhao Xiyan asked in surprise.

"Ah? This..."

Sha Zhu blushed immediately.

He indeed prefers to be more at ease. After all, he, He Yuzhu, is a young man with a bright future. He has become an eighth-level cook at such a young age.

Looking at the entire courtyard, only Zhao Xiyan can compete with him.

"Zhao Xiyan, what nonsense are you talking about?" An Xin pushed Zhao Xiyan in dissatisfaction and said angrily, "If you dare to talk nonsense again... I will burn your house down."

"what?"

Everyone looked at her in astonishment.

This girl adapts to the environment so quickly. It’s only been a few days and she’s already starting to order other people’s houses?

"No, where did you learn that?" Zhao Xiyan said helplessly, "You're a girl, how can you point fingers at other people's houses... Is that appropriate?"

"Shhh."

Almost everyone looked at him with disdain.

"I?"

Zhao Xiyan was a little bit unbelievable.

"What do you think?" An Xin said disdainfully.

"No, what's that look in your eyes?" Zhao Xiyan said angrily, "I'm a damn polite person... I'm warning you, don't go around ruining my reputation."

"Here."

Sha Zhu and others immediately raised their middle fingers.

The same is true for the three uncles in the yard.

"you……"

Zhao Xiyan was about to speak when two people came in from outside the door.

"Hey, what's going on?"

"Aunt, is someone here?"

The three aunts immediately went to greet them.

When Xu Damao saw Matchmaker Li, he immediately looked at Liu Guangqi and ran quickly to Zhao Xiyan.

Sha Zhu also pushed the deaf old lady to the old man, and he and Jia Dongxu surrounded her.

"Stop it."

Zhao Xiyan nodded towards something not far away.

"Ok?"

Xu Damao and others looked sideways and saw Yan Bugui carrying a hoe and looking at them sternly.

"No, Third Uncle...what do you mean?" Sha Zhu said dissatisfiedly.

"You better behave yourself."

Yan Bugui sneered, "If I knew who came to make trouble today... I would smash his head."

"Uncle, you are boring now."

Jia Dongxu said unhappily, "Xu Damao, Shazhu, Liu Guangqi...when they go on blind dates, Yan Jiecheng always follows behind to watch the fun. Why are you doing this?"

"Yes."

Xu Damao also said disdainfully, "Old Yan...don't interfere in the affairs of us young people."

Bang!

There was a loud noise, which startled everyone.

Gulu!

Everyone took a step back, intending to push Zhao Xiyan out, but when they turned their heads, they found that Zhao Xiyan had already slipped back to the southwest corner and the door was closed.

"What a coward, ugh."

Sha Zhu and others spat towards the southwest corner.

"Humph."

Yan Bugui sneered and stood at the door carrying a hoe.

……

That night.

After taking a shower, Zhao Xiyan was lying in the rocking chair under the eaves.

Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, he immediately had an idea.

In the supermarket, the huge roulette wheel is ready to start.

He looked at the empty supermarket, sighed, and stretched out his hand to spin the roulette wheel.

"The first lottery begins."

The roulette wheel began to spin rapidly, making people dizzy.

"I drew a 'Future' refrigerator."

"refrigerator?"

Zhao Xiyan's face was full of black lines.

It’s almost the end of the fucking summer before I get the refrigerator, what’s the point?

"The second lottery begins."

"I got a cow."

"A cow?"

The corner of Zhao Xiyan's mouth twitched.

Although he had already told Bei Qing that the situation was tense and there was no stock recently.

But even if he doesn't make money, he still wants to eat candy, right?

"The third lottery begins."

"I got a firecracker."

"firecracker?"

Zhao Xiyan took a look at the firecrackers as thick as his thumb and suddenly hesitated.

Which man doesn’t have some “bad habits”?

Shit exploding in the toilet is a speed bump for men, but he doesn't dare to set off firecrackers.

"Hey, what are you thinking about?"

A fragrant breeze blew by.

Zhao Xiyan turned his head and met An Xin's bright eyes.

"What are you looking at?"

An Xin was quite angry.

"I have a firecracker, can you throw it into the septic tank for me..."

Snapped!

An Xin slapped him on the leg.

"Get lost. If you want to set off firecrackers, go by yourself."

"Hiss, be gentle."

After Zhao Xiyan complained, he sighed and said, "I think this firecracker is too powerful... I don't dare to set it off."

"You're stupid."

An Xin rolled her eyes prettily, "You don't dare to put it away... Why don't you let someone else do it? If you throw it at the door of the men's toilet and someone picks it up, then there will be ghosts if you don't put it away."

"Fuck, you're so smart."

Zhao Xiyan slapped her on the thigh.

"Hiss...you bastard."

An Xin yelled angrily, rushed over and pinched his face.

"Stop it, stop it."

Zhao Xiyan hurriedly pushed her away, but when he supported himself with his hands, he immediately felt something was wrong.

An Xin widened her eyes and covered her chest with her arms.

"Zhao Xiyan, you stinky hooligan..."

"I said I didn't mean it, do you believe me?" Zhao Xiyan said embarrassedly.

"Do you think I believe it?"

An Xin pounced on him again and pinched his face with both hands.

"Don't make trouble, don't make trouble."

……

Fortunately, the rocking chair is sturdy, otherwise it would have fallen apart after two people sat on it.

"Cough cough cough..."

A sudden cough startled An Xin.

When he turned his head, he met the smiling eyes of Qin Huairu and Lou Xiao'e.

An Xin's face immediately became panic-stricken.

He pushed him and sat on the chair next to him.

"What are you doing?" Qin Huairu asked with a smile.

"I got a firecracker and wanted to throw it in the toilet... but I wasn't sure about its power, so she just gave me an idea." Zhao Xiyan said with a smile.

"firecracker?"

Lou Xiao'e came over to take a look and was immediately shocked, "How can this be a firecracker? Isn't it a detonator?"

"This head is a bit too big."

Qin Huairu said helplessly, "Xiao Zhao, please don't do anything stupid. This toilet has just been rebuilt... If you do something stupid again, what will happen if it collapses later?"

"I know that too, so I decided to throw it at the door of the men's restroom." Zhao Xiyan said with a wicked smile.

"hiss."

Qin Huairu took a breath of cold air.

It’s not that what Zhao Xiyan did was bad, but when she looked at Lou Xiaoe and An Xin with shining eyes, she couldn’t help but be frightened.

This yard will be lively from now on.