Siheyuan: Qin Huairu relies on me

It’s a nice night tonight.

Zhao Xiyan brought Qin Huairu and others to climb onto the roof and looked at the toilet in the backyard with sharp eyes.

When he was building the southwest corner, he was careful and decided to build the house higher.

So in this house where the average floor height is less than three meters, Zhao Xiyan's house is nearly six meters.

"Xiao Zhao, nothing would happen, right?" Qin Huairu asked worriedly.

"It doesn't exist..."

Boom!

A loud bang resounded throughout the courtyard.

Zhao Xiyan and others looked at the public toilet in the distance in horror and it trembled, but fortunately it did not collapse, which made them breathe a sigh of relief.

"You...your firecracker is so powerful?" An Xin asked in surprise.

"How should I know? I didn't let it go."

Zhao Xiyan rolled his eyes.

"Did Bei Qing give it to you?" Qin Huairu asked with a squint.

"This……"

Zhao Xiyan smiled awkwardly and didn't dare to respond.

"Eighty percent of the time he gave it to me."

Qin Huairu reached out and patted him, "Don't play with him. Such a small firecracker... has such great power. If I gave you a big one, the toilet would collapse."

"I……"

Zhao Xiyan was about to speak when there was a knock on the door.

"Who is it?"

Qin Huairu shouted.

"Huai Ru, come out quickly...something happened." Director Zhang said urgently.

"Eh."

Qin Huairu rolled her eyes at Zhao Xiyan and was the first to climb down the stairs.

After Zhao Xiyan came down, he stroked his chin and looked at his room.

This seemed too high. He had always wanted to build a basement to store some rare things. He didn't have the money before, and now he can't buy them even if he has money.

Since there are no illegal buildings now, why not build a layer under the roof?

"Xiao Zhao, hurry up...Yan Jiecheng was almost killed in the explosion." Qin Huairu reached out and grabbed Zhao Xiyan, then ran towards the compound.

compound.

Yan Jiecheng lay on the ground, gasping for breath.

Yan Bugui and the third aunt, along with the two brothers of the Yan family and an unknown girl, were constantly pouring water on him. A strange smell filled the yard, causing many people to cover their mouths and noses.

"Minister Zhao..."

When Captain Chen saw Zhao Xiyan, he handed him a cigarette.

"What's going on?" Zhao Xiyan asked curiously.

"What else could happen?"

Director Zhang said without any curiosity, "When Yan Jiecheng and Jia Dongxu went to the toilet, they found a firecracker on the ground... Yan Jiecheng lit it and threw it into the toilet."

"Fuck."

Zhao Xiyan, Qin Huairu and others took a step back in horror.

Is this guy so brave?

"You didn't hear what Yi Zhonghai said just now."

Captain Chen said with lingering fear, "Xu Damao had just entered the toilet when he was blown five or six meters away by the feces... Yan Jiecheng and Jia Dongxu were blown against the wall on the spot."

"It's a good thing the manure collector was sick and didn't come to collect manure... otherwise he would have been hit on the head and had a bloody mess."

"No, this firecracker is so powerful...they are both fine?" Zhao Xiyan said with a guilty conscience, "Just now I heard from Qin Huairu that Yan Jiecheng was almost killed in the explosion."

"fart."

Director Zhang rolled his eyes, "Your septic tank is almost full...it will overflow and cover the two of them."

vomit!

Qin Huairu couldn't help it first and started vomiting.

An Xin and Lou Xiao'e also retched. It was really too exciting.

"It's terrible. It's terrible."

Yan Bugui said angrily, "Who the hell threw firecrackers in the toilet...If anything happens to my eldest son, I won't have any fun with him."

"Old Yan, you better make your words clear," Sha Zhu said gloatingly, "It was Yan Jiecheng who threw the firecrackers into the toilet... If we want to find someone to be held accountable, your eldest brother is primarily responsible."

"Yan Jiecheng, you beast..."

Xu Damao rushed over from the backyard, cursing, "Are you fucking crazy? Standing in the toilet and throwing firecrackers."

"you do not say."

Jia Dongxu, who was soaking wet, appeared out of nowhere.

"Fuck you uncle."

Yan Jiecheng, who was lying on the ground, sat up immediately. "Jia Dongxu, did you tell me that I lost it? I didn't bring any matches with me, and you lent them to me."

brush!

Everyone looked at Jia Dongxu.

"No, don't look at me."

Jia Dongxu said dissatisfiedly, "How the hell did I know... a firecracker as thick as a little finger could be so powerful."

“It’s not that big actually.”

Zhao Xiyan said sincerely, "This toilet didn't collapse... If the force was really strong, the toilet would be gone."

"Get lost."

Everyone glared at him angrily.

Zhao Xiyan immediately shrank his neck.

"Xiao Zhao, stop it...Other people are in such a miserable state, and you are still gloating over their misfortune." Director Zhang said unhappily.

"Damn it, I'll report it."

Xu Damao said angrily, "In our yard, the only one who can make this thing... is Liu Guangfu."

"Fuck you."

Liu Guangfu seemed to have his tail stepped on, and shouted angrily, "In this yard, only you and Zhao Xiyan can't do it... Who else can't do it?"

"Cough cough cough."

Liu Guangqi coughed twice and said, "I can't do it."

"I can't do it either." Sha Zhu sighed.

"Liu Laoer, not everyone is as clever as you." Jia Dongxu's eyes rolled, "But... although some people can't make it, they have money to buy it."

brush!

Everyone looked at Zhao Xiyan who was lighting a cigarette.

"No, what do you mean by looking at me?"

"Zhao Xiyan, is that you?" Yi Zhonghai said angrily, "You can play with firecrackers normally, but firecrackers, no, detonators, detonators are so dangerous, how dare you play with them?"

"Yes."

Liu Haizhong glared and said, "Just wait... I will report you tomorrow."

"Zhao Xiyan, you better pay me compensation." Yan Bugui said unhappily.

"No... you're blaming me for this?" Zhao Xiyan said aggrievedly, "I've never been to the toilet in your backyard. Is it right for you to blame me?"

"Hmph, has anyone seen Zhao Xiyan go out?" Yi Zhonghai asked loudly.

……

Everyone was silent.

For a long time.

"I……"

Sha Zhu raised his hand timidly.

"Zhao Xiyan, why don't you admit it?"

Yan Jiecheng immediately became excited.

It’s Zhao Xiyan.

This bastard has plenty of fucking money. If he extorts a thousand or eight hundred, he won't have to worry about anything for a few years.

"Xiao Zhao, what are you doing?" Director Zhang said, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, "Even though they report you every day, you don't have to..."

"Wait, what does it mean to report me every day?" Zhao Xiyan widened his eyes.

"Cough cough cough..."

Captain Chen coughed twice and said, "The district, the joint defense office, and the street office have received reports of you for half a month. Some say you are extravagant, some say you beat people, and some say you are an adulterer."

"Fuck, are you still human?" Zhao Xiyan said unhappily.

"Don't rush, don't rush."

Director Zhang comforted him, "The comrades from the district will go to the steel mill to investigate tomorrow and will clear your name..."

"And...still going to the steel mill to investigate? Am I still going to be the minister?"

Zhao Xiyan was completely numb.

Yi Zhonghai and others all looked at him with gloating feelings.

Let you go fucking crazy and kill you.