Global Desertification: I am accumulating merit in another world

"You...didn't you take your medicine when you got up?"

Xiao Mu twitched his lips. You are the king of destroying the atmosphere!

It's you, it's you, it's you!

"Aman retreated into the mountains. Her location has not been found yet."

Shen Lishu put down his fist and said, "She ran fast, otherwise I would have to reason with her."

"I'll tell you as soon as I find out about her."

"Yeah." Shen Lishu stood up dejectedly and was about to leave.

"You have no conscience." Xiao Mu pushed the man onto his legs.

"What are you doing?" Shen Lishu struggled. She was very strong, but she was afraid of hurting Xiao Mu, so she didn't dare to use too much force.

"Don't move!" Xiao Mu suddenly hugged her tightly, his voice hoarse, as if he was trying hard to endure something.

Shen Lishu: “?”

No, this can also be done?

"It hurts!" Shen Lishu couldn't bear it any longer and struggled to break away from him.

The door of the meeting room opened, and Nanny Yu stood outside the door, stunned.

The tray fell to the ground with a thud, and the bowl of tonic soup was spilled all over, shaking like a sieve.

"You...you guys...in broad daylight..."

Finally, he rolled his eyes and fainted again.

Shen Lishu looked at her with sympathy.

Tsk tsk tsk, this heart has such a poor tolerance.

The next day, Xiao Mu's large army entered the city. There were dozens of generals and officers alone, all of whom brought their families with them.

Nanny Yu forced herself to come out despite her illness to greet the family members

Shen Lishu and Yao Muling stood beside Xiao Mu and watched the fun.

The crowd gradually approached, and in the front were two old men, sitting in wheelchairs pushed by Yao Muchuan.

Although he was sitting in a wheelchair, he looked very energetic. He was wearing a gray cloth shirt, his hair was half white, his back was straight, and his eyes were sharp.

Yao Muling quickly changed into a more ladylike posture and stood in it, her nervousness visibly evident.

The other one was dressed in white clothes and had white hair, with a gentle smile always on his face. He held a feather fan in his hand and looked like an immortal.

"These two are my civil and martial arts masters, Master Yao and Mr. Wen," Xiao Mu explained and hurried forward to greet them.

Shen Lishu thought about it and decided to follow.

When the two masters saw her coming, they just nodded gently and then pretended she didn't exist.

Shen Lishu always felt that something was strange; the looks in these two people's eyes were too identical.

As if it had been discussed long ago.

Logically speaking, she was the superior, but there was no respect in these people's eyes.

After a brief greeting, everyone was led into the mansion for a banquet.

Shen Lishu's people were also at the table as guests, but no one paid any attention to them.

Hmm... seems like you're isolating yourself?

Dulong and his men are a bunch of rough guys who can hardly read or write, so they don't care about their expressions.

Eat when you should, drink when you should

It’s time to talk and it’s time to laugh.

The noise from playing finger-guessing games and drinking was so loud that the roof almost blew off the house.

After three rounds of drinks, someone stood up and took the lead.

Well...at least that's what Shen Lishu thought.

"My Lord, I heard that the ruler of the Southern Barbarian Kingdom wanted to form an alliance, but you refused. Please consider the overall situation!"

As soon as he finished speaking, everyone knelt down, even the two masters stood at the bottom.

"My Lord, please consider the overall situation and agree to the marriage with the Southern Barbarians!"

The atmosphere suddenly became solemn. Xiao Mu's face was as gloomy as water, and he looked at the people below without saying a word.

This... Dulong and his men were stunned for a moment. In this day and age, are there still people who are looking for death?

"I have my own decision on this matter, there is no need to say more." Xiao Mu's voice was icy cold, with unquestionable majesty.

"My Lord, if we form an alliance, we will gain a hundred thousand troops, which will bring us a hundred benefits and no harm at all!"

"Enough." Xiao Mu said lightly, and no one dared to speak anymore.

Seeing this, Mr. Wen, who was holding a feather fan, turned his gaze to Shen Lishu, his fox eyes narrowed slightly.

"I think this girl is the one that the master likes. It is inappropriate for her to enter the house without a matchmaker or an engagement. As the saying goes, if you are engaged, you are a wife, if you run away, you are a concubine."

Shen Lishu suddenly felt that the snacks were not delicious anymore. He looked at Xiao Mu and asked silently, "What does it have to do with me?"

Xiao Mu covered his forehead, unable to bear to look directly at it. It was over...

Who would have thought that Master Yao in the wheelchair would laugh and join in the conversation

"If the master likes to take her as a concubine, then so be it! But the matter of marrying a wife must be handled with caution. I think..."

"Dad!" Yao Muling stood up suddenly and forced a smile out of fear, "Dad, you've drunk too much!"

Yao Muchuan seemed to have just woken up from a dream and nodded rapidly, "Yes, yes, yes! Dad has drunk too much, I'll take you to rest."

Master Yao was confused and held out his hand, "How dare you! No... I didn't drink."

Yao Muling didn't even give him a chance to speak and fled away in his wheelchair.

Are you waiting to be struck by lightning if you don’t leave?

Mr. Wen, you're on your own, Yao Muchuan looked sympathetic.

Shen Lishu spat out the melon seed shells with a "pu" sound, and saw that they were all looking at him with some confusion.

"Why are you looking at me? Keep going."

Xiao Mu turned his head silently, feeling relieved but also a little confused.

You didn't get angry?

Shen Lishu: You were forced to get married, it’s none of my business.

“Mr. Wen, the marriage is not as simple as you think. Besides, Miss Shen is not someone you can speculate about at will.

She is our benefactor who helped us resist the Nanman army. She will be your mistress in the future. Seeing her is like seeing me. Anyone who disobeys will be killed without mercy!"

Xiao Mu's tone was not harsh, but it was extremely oppressive, and the whole room fell silent.

Only... click!

puff!

Click! Puff!

Xiao Mu turned around, unable to bear it any longer. Who on earth gave her the melon seeds?

"Drink some water and don't get angry."

Yao Muchuan lowered her head and held back her laughter, and her master didn't even dare to stop her.

Shen Lishu took a sip of chrysanthemum tea and said, "Hmm? Let's continue playing the music and dancing!"

Xiao Mu: It’s my blessing to fall in love with you.

A forced marriage was resolved silently, but things were not that simple.

Xiao Mu's army is about to go to war, but the morale of the army is in turmoil

The reason was that after being rejected, A'man spread rumors all over the world, saying that Shen Lishu, who was beside Xiao Mu, was a witch.

Xiao Mu was very good at bewitching people. For her sake, he would rather abandon an army of 100,000 to help her than let the woman suffer any injustice.

The soldiers below immediately complained, it was not just a few, but an army of 100,000 strong!

With these people, their chances of returning alive from the expedition will be greater.

But their master, for the sake of a witch, actually didn't care about the lives of his subordinates!

The entire Xiao family army was in low morale and had no fighting spirit.

Seeing that this was not going to work, Master Yao and Mr. Wen finally found Xiao Mu.

"It was wrong of us to force the emperor to abdicate at the banquet that day, but the master really needs to consider the overall situation."

"Yes, if Miss Shen really likes you, she won't make things difficult for you."

Xiao Mu's face suddenly turned as dark as the bottom of a pot. He was really talking about something that was not relevant!

She just considers herself as a prostitute, and maybe she is sincere to some extent, but she will never be a concubine.

The most likely thing is to turn around and leave and find another one.

Mr. Wen leaned over to look at his master, "Master, what are you thinking about?"

Xiao Mu came back to his senses, "Masters, do you know who the goddess was on the city wall that day?"

Master Yao was puzzled. "Is it the goddess who saved the entire Wusu City? What does this have to do with this matter?"

"Then do you know why I say Miss Shen is a benefactor?"

Mr. Wen thought of the most unlikely possibility, swallowed his saliva, and unconsciously clenched his fan.

"You mean, that Miss Shen is..."

Xiao Mu nodded gently, "Yes, she is the goddess in yellow on the city wall that day."

It is known that two goddesses appeared that day, one restrained the Azure Dragon and the other killed Aimo.

patter

The feather fan fell to the ground.

Mr. Wen stared with his eyes wide open, deeply shocked, "It's her!"

Xiao Mu nodded calmly, it was her.

"So, the two masters should understand that she is not someone who can be bullied. Even I dare not offend her."

The two looked at each other and bowed, "Then...should we prepare the betrothal gift...or the dowry?"

"Will the wedding be held at the man's or the woman's? How many tables do we need?"

Xiao Mu spat out a mouthful of tea and spoke with difficulty, "You two...get out!"

Oh, it turns out that Miss Shen hasn’t been conquered yet.

"Master, rest assured, we will take care of those people below, you just need to find a way to capture the goddess!"

The two looked at each other, and Mr. Wen pushed Master Yao away.

Xiao Mu touched his face and said, "An Yi, do I look so much like a gigolo?"

An Yi's scalp tightened and he quickly shook his head, "No, no, no, you don't look like that."

Oh, since ancient times, men have often been the backers of women, but you have Miss Shen's support in everything. No one is more suitable to be a gigolo than you.

"An Yi, why do I feel like you are scolding me in your heart?"

"No, no, how dare I!" An's back was soaked with cold sweat in an instant, and his head shook like a rattle.

"Don't dare or don't have it?" Xiao Mu narrowed his eyes slightly, with full of pressure, "I see that your concealment skills have regressed recently, go back and practice more."

"Ah?" An Yi was stunned.

"Yes" An felt that there was nothing left to live for and slapped himself hard.

Make you talk bad!

The next day, the army set out, and Xiao Mu personally led the troops to besiege the neighboring Langgan City.

Here, Shen Lishu greeted the heroic and high-spirited Nanny Yu.

This time she didn't come alone.

In addition to the two older maids she brought with her, there were also a few younger maids from the mansion.

Shen Lishu was sleeping on a tree, with a copy of "Ningguo Handsome Men Appreciation Picture" covering his face.

Taohua called out cautiously a few times before she opened her eyes with an impatient look on her face.

Disturbing people's sweet dreams is a heinous crime!

"You better be fine!"

Taohua pointed at Nanny Yu, turned around and ran away. She was afraid that blood would splash on her!

Nanny Yu stood under the tree and looked up at Shen Lishu with a frown. All the people she brought were just decorations and were of no use.

"Girls should be gentle and polite, but how can you climb so high? Come down quickly!"

Shen Lishu lazily turned slightly to the side, wearing a floral gauze skirt with hundreds of butterflies, looking elegant and light, like an elf among the trees.

"Mammy keeps talking about propriety all the time, but it's like the governor is allowed to set a fire but the common people are not allowed to light a lamp.

Not to mention those far away, in the whole city of Wusu, is there any servant who dares to yell at guests?

If you ask me, you are the most unreasonable person. "

Nanny Yu raised her chin high with an arrogant look on her face, "I am the master's wet nurse, so naturally my relationship with the master is different.

Besides, before the master left, he entrusted all the affairs of the inner courtyard to me, so I have to take on this responsibility!"

Shen Lishu clicked her tongue. Did she think it was an honor that Xiao Mu gave the backyard to her instead of herself?

"You are only qualified to pick up things I don't want."

What's so great about this shabby backyard? It's so poor and there's no pretty sister.

"You!" Nanny Yu was so angry that she was shaking like Parkinson's disease, but after a moment she suppressed her anger.

"I am not here to argue with you today. Since you are the future mistress acknowledged by the master, you should shoulder the responsibilities that a mistress should have.

Please ask Miss Shen to come down and follow Yan who is beside me to learn the rules every morning. In the afternoon, I will teach you how to manage the accounts.

In addition, you must copy the Women's Virtues and Women's Rules every day. Please bring out the Women's Virtues and Women's Rules that I punished you to copy a few days ago."

Shen Lishu slowly sat up straight, his round eyes narrowed into a slit, "Did I give you face?"

"As a woman, you should speak softly and gently, not so vulgarly."

Shen Lishu sighed softly, "I really gave you face."

With a flick of the whip, the whole person floated down the tree like a butterfly.

Shen Lishu quietly made a "yeah" gesture, this wave of showing off was perfect!

Is it okay to use the Wind Talisman for the next tree?

Seeing someone coming down, Nanny Yu became excited, "Quick! Catch her!"

Several maids immediately rolled up their sleeves and stepped forward.

Nanny Yu smiled more and more proudly, "Today, this old servant must teach you some rules!"

Shen Lishu smiled meaningfully, it was not certain who would teach whom.

The next second, the maids rushed forward and pinned down Madam Yu and her two maids.

A flattering voice sounded, "Girl! We have him pinned down. What do you think we should do with him?"

Nanny Yu was stunned, shocked and angry, "You...you guys let me go right now! How can this be disgraceful!"

Shen Lishu grinned and threw out a purse. "Well done, take it and share it."

She has not been idle during this time since she came to Wusu City. Not only is she generous, but she also teases the little girl every day and says nice words to her without paying for them.

The residents of the border town are very tough, and these little girls are especially tough.

Awesome!

They are not afraid of Nanny Yu, but prefer the rich and lustful Shen Lishu.

"Let them go, stay away and don't hurt them by mistake."

The maids hurriedly thanked them and stood in the corridor while laughing and dividing the money!

Miss Shen is so generous!

Unlike this old woman, not only does she act arrogantly as soon as she arrives, but she also sets strict rules.

Shen Lishu turned his gaze to Nanny Yu again and smiled sinisterly, revealing his big white teeth.

“Originally, I don’t like to hit old people, but I can’t stand people barking in my ears all the time.

Let me teach you some rules today."

After saying that, there was a loud snap and the whip hit Nanny Yu hard.

"Ah!" Yu Mama screamed while covering her bloody arm.

He fell to the ground, sweating profusely. He was in so much pain that he couldn't utter a word, and his eyes were filled with fear.

Her hair, which was always neat and tidy, was now messy and stuck to her face, and her clothes were wrinkled.

Taohua showed her little head with a gloating look on her face, she deserved it!

Shen Lishu was a little surprised, "Oh, you haven't fainted yet."

She knew her own strength, and a whip would only cause skin and flesh to break.

It seems that she didn't work hard enough.

Snapped!

After another whip, Nanny Yu rolled her eyes and finally fainted.

When the two girls met Shen Lishu's gaze, they trembled and hurriedly got up and ran away.

I don't know whether it was intentional or not, but they didn't even bother to carry away Nanny Yu who was lying on the ground.