Global Desertification: I am accumulating merit in another world

Shen Lishu gave them the middle finger

Come again

Don't you like teaching me the rules?

Is it my nature not to laugh?

Taohua also jumped out at this moment, "The master is amazing! He knocked him out in just two hits."

Shen Lishu suddenly dropped the whip and said, "It's boring."

"Taohua, pack up and let's go home."

Taohua hurried to pick it up, and looked up when she heard it.

"Ah? Then I'll go inform Dulong and the others right away."

Shen Lishu had just returned to the room when Yao Muchuan received the news late.

Yao Muling had gone to the battle with them, and now a weakling like him was in charge of the rear.

The always elegant young man was now terrified.

"Miss Shen, I just found out what Madam Yu did. I apologize to you on behalf of my master."

"If you hit her, you can't hit me..."

Shen Lishu didn't want to pay attention to anyone and just packed his things.

Yao Muchuan puffed, knelt on the ground, grabbed Shen Lishu's skirt and cried, "Girl, you can't leave!

If you leave, my master will chop me to pieces when he comes back!"

"Please be kind and don't bother with that old woman. I promise I won't let her bother you again. Don't leave!"

Taohua rushed in and kicked him away, "Screw you! If it weren't for my master, you might not even be in Wusu City.

You let an old woman talk nonsense in front of my master, you ungrateful bastard! "

Shen Lishu said calmly, "Okay, Taohua."

Then he looked at Yao Muchuan and said, "Do you feel the pain when a knife is placed on your neck?

A bunch of grown men don't dare to cause trouble to me, but they let an old woman do it. How cowardly of them."

"There are many men in the world who are as handsome as your master. Why should I hang myself on a tree like him?"

Yao Muchuan really cried this time, "Auntie, I was wrong, I was wrong, please don't leave, I'm scared...!"

Shen Lishu also kicked him and walked around him.

It was obvious that this man was afraid that the imperial army would make a comeback, so he left her behind to guard Wusu City.

Outside the door, Dulong and his brothers had already packed up everything.

Shen Lishu released the hover car...well...it can't be called a hover car anymore.

This is a fucking spaceship!

It’s a pink spaceship!

Shen Lishu looked at the sky-blocking, blinding-eye-blinding Barbie pink and murmured:

"Is my brother going to the military garbage dump to pick up trash?"

Explosive, so explosive.

Yao Muchuan who followed was so shocked that he was at a loss for words.

He swallowed, looked at Shen Lishu, and suddenly made an orchid finger gesture with his eyes full of affection.

"Miss Shen, do you like my style? If you really like the stronger one, I can practice that, too."

vomit!

Shen Lishu's expression was as if he had swallowed a fly, it was hard to describe.

Taohua kicked him again and said, "Get out, you pretty boy!"

"Master, let's go."

Shen Lishu nodded, and stepped onto the floating ladder as if escaping under Yao Muchuan's reluctant gaze.

This spaceship was originally a civilian spaceship, and its interior space is several times larger than that of the original hovercraft.

The spacecraft is divided into premium cabin, middle cabin and economy cabin, with a total of more than 600 seats.

It uses space folding technology, so it looks small from the outside, but it is actually very large inside.

As soon as Dulong and the others came up, they touched things left and right, full of exclamations.

Yao Muchuan shouted heartbreakingly from below, "Can you let me sit down too?"

Shen Lishu waved at the window and said goodbye!

"Sweetheart, close all hatches, target Langgan City, set off!"

A very lively electronic voice sounded, "Sweetheart received the order!"

That’s right, Shen Litian equipped this spaceship with an intelligent robot butler.

Shen Lishu only needs to dictate all the instructions, and the intelligent robot will help you handle everything.

Knew it!

The old will not go, and the new will not come.

Shen Lishu was sitting in the spacious space chair and hadn't finished sighing yet.

Sweetie's voice rang out, "We have arrived at our destination, Langgan City. The hatch is open. Please give us your instructions."

Shen Lishu stood up and straightened her skirt, "Everyone stay where you are and wait for me."

After saying that, he got off the spaceship with a swagger.

The automatic suspended ladder carried her down, her dress fluttering, the sunlight cast a layer of golden light on her body, as if she really was a goddess descending.

The spaceship landed above the military camp, its huge size visible to everyone.

Mr. Wen arrived first. He fixed his eyes on the emperor and quickly saluted respectfully.

Xiao Mu followed, wearing armor and looking particularly heroic and... charming.

Shen Lishu narrowed his eyes, and after landing, he grabbed the seam of his armor and walked away.

"Li'er, why are you here..." The words were swallowed in the air.

"Which tent is yours?"

Xiao Mu quickly pointed to the one in the middle.

Shen Lishu dragged the man in, threw him onto the couch, and then pulled out a whip.

Xiao Mu's pupils shrank, and he quickly held her hand, "Stop, tell me, what happened?"

Shen Lishu lost interest immediately and threw away the whip. "Nothing, I just came to tell you that your nanny was knocked unconscious by me."

Xiao Mu picked up the whip while carefully observing her expression.

"Did she piss you off again?"

"She said she wanted to teach me the rules."

"Then... is Madam still alive?" Xiao Mu was speechless. If someone wants to die, there is no way to stop him.

"If I'm alive, I won't kill an unarmed old woman."

Xiao Musong nodded with a sigh of relief, "It's fine as long as you're alive. Are your hands tired?"

As he said this, he pulled Shen Lishu's wrist over and gently rubbed it for her.

Shen Lishu looked down at him, and the slender and broad hand was within his reach.

"You've never been so gentle to me."

Xiao Mu's heart trembled, and he spoke with a strong desire to survive.

"I am a cold person by nature, but I will learn to change."

Humph

"When did you learn to be so smooth-talking?"

"I can't help it. There are too many people who covet you. I'm afraid you'll fall for a better-looking man."

This is the truth. After what happened today, I'm afraid everyone wants to get close to her.

Didn't he look at Mr. Wen's eyes and wished he could marry into his family right away?

Shen Lishu smiled and suddenly she was no longer angry.

"Don't worry, I told you that you will always be the eldest wife."

Xiao Mu: Hehehe

"I see you haven't conquered Langgan City yet. How about it? Do you want my help?"

"No need." Xiao Mu refused without thinking.

"I know in my heart that this battle will not be lost. Your coming here is somewhat of a waste of talent."

His army has been lying dormant for many years, and now is the time to train.

"Okay, I'm going back to Phoenix City. The Turks are eyeing me covetously, so I can't leave for too long."

Xiao Mu nodded, "Just do your own thing with peace of mind. I will also take care of Nanny Yu. She will never come to you again."

Although he was reluctant to let her go, he also knew that he couldn't keep her.

Shen Lishu has never been a canary. She is an eagle soaring in the sky, and she should fly freely.

Shen Lishu threw him a watch and said, "Take this with you, and we can talk anytime."

She asked Shen Litian to help someone make this watch. The two watches are connected and share information.

Just like two modern mobile phones share one account, both parties can see the information on it, which enables long-distance communication without a network.

Xiao Mu turned the watch over and over again, "What is this?"

Shen Lishu stretched out his wrist and said, "I'll put the watch on for you."

"It's waterproof, so you don't have to take it off when you take a shower."

After Shen Lishu put it on him, he recorded his fingerprints and taught him how to use it.

"You can unlock it by pressing your index finger in the middle. The words on the screen are the time, and the one next to it is a dialog box. Click it and hold down the button to speak. When you're done speaking, let go and I'll receive the message."

After saying that, she demonstrated it to Xiao Mu again.

"This thing is a divine weapon. With it, the transmission of messages in the army will be extremely fast."

Even though Xiao Mu was a cold-hearted person, he was a little excited at this moment.

"Don't even think about it. This thing can't be mass-produced. There's only this pair."

……

In fact, she has a lot of space...

Each one was docked individually to her watch.

Xiao Mu gently stroked the watch. The black obsidian was dazzling and the more he looked at it, the more he liked it.

"In that case, this is the token of love you gave me."

Shen Lishu rolled his eyes. What are you thinking?

She had come to him with great urgency to settle the score, but once she saw his face, his hunky waist, and his perky little butt, she couldn't bear to leave.

In the end, he even gave away a watch.

Ah!

Damn my obsession with looks!

"gone."

Shen Lishu turned around and stepped onto the spaceship under Xiao Mu's reluctant gaze.

At this time, Mr. Wen brought over a large bowl of ginseng and wolfberry soup.

"Master, please have some soup."

Xiao Mu glanced at the big bowl of wolfberries and was completely puzzled. "Sir, there are too many wolfberries in this soup."

Mr. Wen smiled and shook his head, "Not much, not much."

It might be because of the poison they had been poisoned with before, the master and Miss Shen only stayed in for an incense stick before coming out.

The time was too short. Miss Shen must have left because she was not satisfied.

As servants, they should share the worries of their masters.

Make up

You must make up for it severely

Try to get the master to have sex seven times a night so that Miss Shen can no longer leave him.

From then on, Xiao Mu started eating wolfberries as his meals.

Listen to me saying thank you, because you are my blessing

……

It's already April, and there's still no sign of warming up in Phoenix.

The earth was desolate, with half-melted snow everywhere.

The trees did not sprout, the grass did not grow, and the hungry beasts came down the mountain to look for food.

Shen Lishu's stock was exhausted, so he had to exchange it with Bai Fangfang for another batch.

No big household can afford to provide free porridge for nearly half a year.

There were fewer and fewer porridge stalls, and in the end only Shen Lishu's stall was still standing.

The smell of Booger-flavored rice porridge wafts over towns every day.

Unpalatable?

nausea

That doesn't exist. People are almost starving to death, who cares whether it tastes good or not?

I'd be grateful if it could fill my stomach.

The areas affected this time are not limited to Phoenix City and the outside of the country.

All cities in the north are without exception.

According to the news from Liu Yu, the three northwestern cities have become like hell on earth.

Those Hu people imprisoned the people and raised them like cattle and sheep, killing them whenever they wanted to eat them.

Cannibalism has become a legitimate thing.

After reading the letter, Shen Lishu was silent for a long time and slowly burned it.

The situation in Tanzhou, Huizhou, Fengcheng and Huacheng behind her was not good either.

She is the only one who is keeping people going as long as they can't eat each other. But there is really no extra food.

Even Shen Lishu himself is also cutting back on his spending and dieting.

In Anhe Town where she lives, people die on the roadside every day.

Shen Lishu picked up the frozen little body on the roadside and handed it to Dulong.

"Old rules, burn it."

The dragon's back teeth were almost broken, "Bastard! If you don't want to raise it, just give it to a nursery, but you just dumped it in the alley.

Such a small child froze to death."

A tear fell from the corner of Shen Lishu's eye, and his heart felt heavy as if it was pressed down by a huge rock.

"In troubled times, there is no humanity to speak of."

"The master is right. We just ran into you. Otherwise, we might be worse than these people."

"You have a very clear understanding of yourself."

Shen Lishu rolled his eyes imperceptibly.

[God, when will the weather warm up? ]

The way of heaven trembles, weak, pitiful and helpless.

[I don't know. This is not something I can control. This is caused by the loss of luck. If disasters happen frequently in the world, I will also become weak.]

Shen Lishu was furious. How on earth did such a useless person like Tiandao get elected?

[Ayimo is clearly dead, why hasn't anything changed? 】

[Energy is conserved. Once the luck is lost, it will never come back. It's like a leaky balloon. If you plug a hole, it will just flow slower.]

Shen Lishu was very annoyed and was about to speak.

Suddenly, a man in black bumped into him.

The man scattered all the hot chestnuts in his arms into her arms. Shen Lishu didn't even frown. This little bit of heat was nothing to her.

The man in black quickly apologized, "I'm sorry, I didn't see clearly when I was walking and bumped into you. I'm really sorry."

Shen Lishu frowned and said, "It's okay," and then he was about to walk around him and continue walking.

The man suddenly covered his head and fell towards her, "Oh, my head hurts."

The corners of Shen Lishu's mouth twitched, but he still reached out to catch him, "Are you okay?"

The tall and strong man in black fell into the arms of the petite Shen Lishu, which looked funny no matter how you looked at it.

"It may be a relapse of an old illness. Miss, help me to rest over there, maybe I'll feel better."

The man raised his head slightly, and a face full of exotic charm was displayed in front of Shen Lishu without reservation.

She narrowed her eyes slightly. This person... looked so familiar.

"What are you doing!"

A slightly sharp female voice suddenly sounded

She pushed Shen Lishu away and hugged the man in her arms.

"Ah Sheng, what's wrong with you?"

Shen Lishu let her push him away and looked at the woman inconspicuously.

She was wearing a very old sky blue cotton jacket, and her hair was tied into a bun with a strip of cloth of the same color. She had an oval face and big eyes, and was quite a little beauty.

She looked at Shen Lishu with caution, as if... she had caught her cheating husband?

What the hell?

She is clearly dressed as an unmarried woman.

The man pushed her away calmly, "I'm fine."

He stood up slowly, and what a handsome man he was, with broad shoulders, narrow waist, long legs, and deep eyebrows and eyes!

Although he is dressed like a Han Chinese, one can tell at a glance that he is not Han Chinese at all.

Shen Lishu only took a moment to guess his identity, but he just couldn't figure out what he was up to.

In that case, I won’t play anymore. Thinking of this, she looked at the two of them indifferently.

"Since you're okay, I'll leave."

"No! You can't leave!" the woman stepped forward quickly.