I am in the courtyard, animals are just vegetables!

At five o'clock in the afternoon, Cao Dongfang went home to prepare dinner. In the evening, the main meal was big meat buns, a bowl of winter melon and dried shrimp soup, which everyone liked, a plate of braised meat, and a plate of cold tomatoes.

Finally, there was a small dish of pickles that took the four members of the Cao family half a month to finish. They just put on a show and took a bite occasionally, as it wouldn’t go bad easily anyway.

Just treat it as an appetizer. Among appetizers, Cao's mother and her friends like to eat pickled garlic.

Cao Dongfang feels average, so he hardly needs to cook these dishes. Occasionally, Cao Dongfang stir-fries some pickles for everyone to smell. My family also eats pickles.

He Yushui laughed so hard that she said Cao Dongfang was deceiving everyone and it was bad. She also thought that it was a waste to put too much oil in frying pickles.

Seeing Cao Dongfang looking at him in confusion, He Yushui said.

"I've seen my dad fry pickles many times. He only put a little oil in it, less than half the oil that Dongfang put in, but he put more than three times as many pickles. My dad is a cook."

“So, your dad’s cooking isn’t as good as mine because he uses too little oil. Uncle He has been gone for almost a year.

Ask your brother, if you have time during the holidays, you can go to Baocheng to visit your father and see how he is doing. If you can’t find the answer, come back. "Cao Dongfang said.

"I miss my dad too. I'll ask my brother if he has time when he comes back on Saturday night." He Yushui nodded, her eyes red again.

"Your father probably wanted to have a child, so he went with that woman. Don't tell your brother about this," said Cao Dongfang.

"I won't tell you." He Yushui didn't understand the reason, but that didn't stop her from writing it down.

......

In the evening, Cao Dongfang goes for a walk and then studies after returning home.

Today I have a 'virtual world' and can do things again. What should I do tonight...

Cao Dongfang has been thinking about what to do. Rob the toilet. He has done this before. Swim in the toilet or take their cash. Which one is better?

As for money, Cao Dongfang didn't care about their little bit of money. He just wanted to make the compound lively and have some fun for himself.

Go to the toilet to swim first, it’s a bit disgusting. For people like Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhangshi, that’s a good place for them!

Next month, let them exchange their money and belongings. By the way, let an old man be a collector again. Let him be so hypocritical that there is no way he can establish his own personality.

Let’s see who’s unlucky enough to have to go to the toilet tonight. Unfortunately, there are no talismans in the system to deal with these beasts.

"Master, after level 150, the system will have various talismans, which are not expensive." said the system intelligence.

"Tongzi, it's because I didn't ask that you didn't tell me." Cao Dongfang said speechlessly.

"Yes Master.

“Haha, you’re awesome.”

......

Here she comes, here she comes, she held her head high and walked with vigorous steps...towards the toilet outside the door.

I rub!

It's not even ten o'clock yet, little guy, you are the one under Jia Zhang today. So what if you go to the women's restroom? I've been there several times in my previous life.

That's no problem!

With the 'virtual world', one hundred yuan per minute is nothing. When Cao Dongfang went out in the 'virtual world', he followed Jia Zhang directly to the women's restroom.

Jia Zhang entered the women's restroom, and Cao Dongfang also went in. Before squatting, Jia Zhang wanted to turn around and squat.

Cao Dongfang stretched out one leg and kicked Jia Zhang's big butt.

Pfft!

"what!"

Jia Zhang originally rushed down into the pit with her head held high, but was blocked by the wooden board above, and her head got stuck and did not fall down.

Cao Dongfang kicked Jia Zhang twice again and finally kicked her into the pit, making her dance with the golden juice in the pit, like a big fat fish swimming hard in the pit.

After Jia Zhang's efforts, the fat man finally came out. He shouted, "Help, someone has carried me into the pit, help me!"

After seeing Jia Zhang's head coming out, Cao Dongfang went home. He just wanted to have fun and didn't want to kill Jia Zhang. Jia Zhang had not committed many crimes now. Reality was not a TV series.

You can use these people for fun, but you can't kill them now, unless they seek death themselves.

"Help!"

"Someone come quickly!"

"Help!"

People in Sijiu City basically go to bed at 10 o'clock in the evening, and it is not noisy. Jia Zhang's shouting is very loud, but only slightly louder than the sound of Liu Haizhong.

"What happened?"

“Has anyone been robbed again?”

"Who was robbed? Is he dead?"

"Let's go and have a look."

Cao Dongfang did not step forward, but just stood at the door and looked at the people leaving. He did not want to go in. Jia Zhang was rich in rice and fields, and asked Cao Dongfang to step forward to help, but he didn't know whether he would help or not.

Let's just stay away from the fun and not let it get to us.

"Dongfang, what happened outside?" Cao's mother, who hadn't slept either, came out and asked.

"It seems like Jia Zhang is shouting for help. She was kicked into a pit and asked for help. Go back and don't watch it. It will be too disgusting if you really fall in." Cao Dongfang said.

"Yeah, it's too disgusting. I won't watch it anymore. I'm going back to rest. You should go to bed early too." After saying this, Cao's mother went back.

Cao Dongfang was also preparing to go back to his room to check, but he didn't expect He Yushui to come out again and was woken up just as he fell asleep. Now He Yushui lives in Cao's house, so there is no need to light a fire in the summer.

"Brother Dongfang, what's going on outside? Who is shouting?" He Yushui asked.

"Ms. Jia Zhang is shouting, and she's still shouting now. Didn't Jia Dongxu come out? Didn't Uncle Yi Zhonghai come out either? No way, no way! Is there no one in the toilet taking care of Mrs. Jia Zhang?" Cao Dongfang laughed.

"Hey! So disgusting, Brother Dongfang, I'm going to take a rest." He Yushui went back.

Cao Dongfang was right. No one in the yard wanted to pull Jia Zhang up. Neither Jia Dongxu nor Yi Zhonghai came. The second uncle and the third uncle did not want to get involved in Jia Zhang's affairs, using the excuse that it was not appropriate for men to enter the women's restroom.

"Liu Haizhong, Yan Bugui, you damn bastards, come and rescue me. Be careful or I will fight you two to the death." Jia Zhang threatened in the pit.

"That's the women's restroom at Jia Zhang's. How are we grown men going to get in? Don't worry, I'll go call Old Yi. He's the boss of the Central Courtyard." After Liu Haizhong said that, he went to call Yi Zhonghai.

"Ms. Jia Zhang, I'll go find a rope to pull you up. Don't worry, it will be done in a moment." After saying this, Yan Bugui turned around and ran away.

"Hahahaha, Jia Zhang from your courtyard is so awesome. She asked people for help and even threatened others. Why should we care about her?" someone from another courtyard said loudly.

"The bad habits that come with it are what deserve a beating!"

"It's none of our business whether he lives or dies. The women's restroom is full of shit again and cannot be used."

"When Jia Zhang falls into the toilet, the force will be huge, and thousands of layers of shit will be blown out at once."

"Hahahaha, Jia Zhang is indeed just like a pig, no different."

No one cared about Jia Zhang who was struggling in the pit, and everyone just watched the fun from outside.

Soon Yi Zhonghai, Jia Dongxu and Qin Huairu arrived. When Jia Dongxu heard that Jia Zhang had fallen into the shit pit, he was speechless. It was hard to say whether a person in her forties with healthy limbs had fallen into the shit pit.

Yi Zhonghai heard this and shouted, "Jia Zhang fell into the toilet. Everyone, please help and pull Jia Zhang out."

"Forget it. You can't even talk properly when saving people, and you even threaten the second and third uncles."

"That's right. I've never heard Jia Zhang speak human language before. Why should we save her?"

“Stay away, it stinks.”

People from other courtyards were making sarcastic remarks, and those in Yard 95 stood far away, unwilling to rescue Jia Zhang. The third uncle Yan Bugui handed Jia Dongxu a rope and then ran away.

Awkward!

So embarrassing!

Except Jia Dongxu and Yi Zhonghai, no one is willing to save Jia Zhangshi. This guy has a very bad popularity.

Yi Zhonghai called out again, but no one came to rescue him, so he called Liu Haizhong, who said, "This is your Intermediate Court's business, and you and Jia Dongxu are two grown men, enough.

"Ms. Jia Zhang is very fat and fell into a shit pit. She is too heavy to be pulled out," said Yi Zhonghai.

"Mrs. Jia Zhang is so fat because her family is so poor that she eats so much. If she is not fat, she is still an old lady, so arrogant."

"He's just over 40, he's not that old. If he keeps saying that, the old man will beat him." said a 70-year-old man.

"Yi Zhonghai's theory is that anyone older than a young person is an old person."

"Yi Zhonghai, Yi Zhonghai, that 'little earthworm' hypocrite, you can believe what he says."

"It's better to trust what the pig says than what Yi Zhonghai says."

"Yi Zhonghai has no credibility as a pig, he is a hypocrite."

"Yi Zhonghai is..."

Puff! Yi Zhonghai spat out a mouthful of blood.

Plop! A sound.

Jia Zhang was not rescued, and Yi Zhonghai was so angry that he vomited blood and fainted. Now things got lively.

The one called Yi Zhonghai is Yi Zhonghai. Is anyone going to the Central Court to find another one? Jia Dongxu was a little confused. My mother was not saved, and my master fell down again. This time it was a big deal.

An old lady rushed out with her clothes in disarray. She didn't want Yi Zhonghai to die like this. She was still angry and didn't want Yi Zhonghai to die easily.

You heard it right, an old lady went to the hospital secretly and knew that she could have a baby. The one who couldn't have a baby was Yi Zhonghai, not her!

The old lady is looking for another opportunity to deal with Yi Zhonghai and the deaf old lady!