I am in the courtyard, animals are just vegetables!

Chapter 61: Footbath! Go! It’s fun!

When the aunt and uncle started calling out for Yi Zhonghai, Cao Dongfang finally came out. It would be fun to just watch for a while, it would be more comfortable to watch from close up, especially the fun of Yi Zhonghai.

Cao Dongfang stood outside the crowd without saying much, just looking at Yi Zhonghai. Seeing that the old man's breathing was stable, he knew that nothing serious had happened and that he had just been stimulated and his qi and blood attacked his heart, causing him to fall into coma.

As he walked to the front of the crowd, he said, "A woman and a man have a heart attack. They are stimulated. Let's borrow a cart to take them to the hospital for a checkup."

"Okay, okay, I'll go borrow a wrench." The auntie said quickly. She then ran to a middle-aged man in the neighbor's yard and said.

"Brother Feng, can you lend me your cart? I'll take Lao Yi to the hospital."

An old lady was crying, with a look of pain on her face, as if an old man, Yi Zhonghai, was about to die. Women are all good actors.

"Well... okay, wait a minute, I'll go get a car over." The middle-aged man surnamed Feng thought that he had no deep hatred with Yi Zhonghai and could not just stand by and watch him die, so he agreed to lend the car.

"Auntie, the car is here, let's go to the hospital. Vomiting blood and falling into a coma is no small matter, it's possible that he had a stroke.

If you are sick while in hospital, you should get checked out thoroughly." Cao Dongfang said intentionally or unintentionally.

Cao Dongfang also thought that the old lady had never checked her own body and underestimated the wisdom of ordinary people!

"Thank you Dongfang!" After hearing what Cao Dongfang said, the aunt felt relieved.

.......

As for Jia Zhang in the toilet pit over there, she started wailing and cursing again.

"You are a bunch of conscienceless beasts who watch people die without helping them. You are a bunch of people who will not have any offspring. You bully us orphans and widows every day. You have no conscience at all...

"Jia Zhang is cursing again. Who cares if someone like her saves her? Even an ungrateful person is better than her.

"If she didn't fall into the shit pit, she would be cursed and beaten to death."

"The 'old man' in Compound No. 95 is only in his forties, it's hilarious."

"Old people only know how to curse, why don't young people learn from them? Cursing her to death, hitting her, beating her to death, all these are problems!"

As soon as Jia Zhang opened her mouth, she angered everyone again.

"Huai Ru, go in and see what's wrong with our mother, and tell her to stop swearing. I'll go save her right away. Alas, my master..." Jia Dongxu said to Qin Huai Ru in a low voice.

Qin Huairu nodded helplessly. She was the only one who could go into the women's restroom for convenience. As the daughter-in-law, she couldn't escape her identity. It was in keeping with her status to go in and take a look.

Qin Huairu endured the overwhelming stench and entered the women's restroom with a flashlight. She was extremely reluctant but had to go anyway.

Cao Dongfang saw Qin Huairu go into the bathroom, turned around and went home, no longer watching the fun, "What are you watching so disgustingly?

Everyone: “…”

Yes, what's the fun in watching? It's bad enough that he was blackmailed by Jia Zhang, and now he fell into the shit pit and it stinks. I'm not going to watch it anymore and go home.

Jia Zhang is fine, at most she drank a little... Yi Zhonghai is in a little danger, it's not a big deal to send him to the hospital, this little thing can't bring down the 'moral god'.

The harm will last for thousands of years!

This is no joke. Cao Dongfang believes that Yi Zhonghai will rise up, cheer up, and take control of the compound with a fearless spirit and shameless "morality". Cao Dongfang is looking forward to it!

There is ample time!

I'm going to Hong Kong to buy a plane ticket tomorrow and have a rest.

I won't watch it anymore. It's too disgusting!

......

Cao Dongfang knew in a daze that Jia Zhang had been dragged out. It took at least an hour, and it was estimated that no one cared about her. Finally, Jia Dongxu paid someone to help.

Tomorrow the people in the compound will have something to do. Today, two more "big shots" in the courtyard got into trouble, and two more "big shots" also got into trouble!

The more things to do, the more fun it is!

......

At dawn, Cao Dongfang said goodbye to the third uncle and went out.

"This kid went out early again, he went hunting again. Cao Dongfang has a promising future, but it's a pity for Jie Cheng..." The third uncle said, Yan Jie Cheng shook his head secretly.

"There's no comparison, really no comparison. He has been good in all aspects since childhood. We should make better friends with him in the future. The Cao family has a very big background, which is very different from the ordinary people in this yard." After the third uncle finished speaking, he started watering the flowers again.

brush!

Cao Dongfang came to the port city through a "teleportation" and bought a plane ticket to the Nanny Country or the Foot Basin Country. The Nanny Country has a flight every four days, but there is no plane to the Foot Basin Country, only by boat, which returns every seven days and the flight is three days and eight hours.

Go! The foot basin must be taken. It is bearable in less than four days. First go to the nanny country, and then go back to the shipping company to see the next departure time.

Damn! They need all kinds of proof, not just proof of residence.

I'm careless!

It is not like the visa-free policy that will be available decades later. You have to go to the country’s Hong Kong office to register and only get permission can you go.

Damn it!

Humph! I have booked a flight for two days later, taking off at 12pm. The flight takes two hours in total. I can afford to spend cash in the 'virtual world'.

Cao Dongfang needs to pay 1000 yuan per minute to use the 'virtual world'. This is fixed and will not change. He can no longer buy plane tickets, and the boat ticket to Jiaoben is also troublesome. So he will not buy them and will just take a boat to Jiaoben.

Coming out of the shipping ticket hall, Cao Dongfang felt a little ashamed. There were quite a few people in the hall, but he was the only one who didn't know how to fly abroad and only had an ID card with him.

Cao Dongfang walked out of the hall and took a look to see if there was anything happening in Hong Kong these two days.

It was still early at noon, so Cao Dongfang ordered a cup of tea and some snacks in the tavern and listened to the conversations of people around him. Taverns and brothels are good places to get information.

"Mr. Sun, have you heard? Several banks were robbed the night before, and the losses were heavy."

"Mr. Zhao, I heard that all the banks are owned by foreigners. It's great that they were robbed. It's great!"

"Heavenly thief! He doesn't steal from our own people, he only steals from foreigners. Come and have a drink."

"Some of us are following the foreigners and should take their money."

"Well, they are Chinese after all. Let's see how they perform in the future."

"Too!"

Most people in the bar were talking about the bank theft case early yesterday morning, where the thief came and went without a trace again.

Difficult to detect!

"Assholes, trash, all trash. The thieves stole more than 600 million yuan and more than 100 tons of gold. Without a few vehicles, they can't take it away. Don't you think about it?

These occupy a lot of space, go check, check the car from last night, all the idiots go check! I'm so pissed! "

The police chief Fang Yang was angry and afraid. This time the matter was serious. If he couldn't get the stolen money back, he would definitely resign. Hong Kong City was good and he didn't want to step down.

In just over a day, everyone from the boss of Hong Kong City to the big shots in his own country took what he said on the phone very seriously.

If he doesn’t get his money back, he will be judged!

The foreign officer in the police station hated those thieves so much at this time that he wanted to catch them and kill them!

The foreigner thought of the comfortable life in Hong Kong, with small amounts of money coming in from time to time. When he returned to his country, he was nothing. He had no chance of being an official, and he would not get any small amounts of money. But...

.......

It was almost half past eleven when Cao Dongfang returned to Sijiu City through a "teleportation". He found a deserted place near his home, walked out of the "virtual world" and looked around.

This place is very close to Chen Xueru's shop. Let's send her some food first. What? The fish we agreed on yesterday!

Ten Yangtze River knife fish, deboned!

There is also a bowl of bird's nest!

I'll let Cao's mother drink some of this bird's nest when I get back tonight to replenish her body.

When you have something delicious to eat, you can either get a big food box and say that the food is made outside. You can steam the bird's nest, and it won't taste good. I don't need to steam it, I can just heat it up.

Swish!

A large food box appeared in my mind, with three layers, the top two layers were large plates with five Yangtze River saury, and the bottom layer was a bowl of bird's nest porridge. The bowl was large, enough for Chen Xueru to eat alone.

Chen Xueru saw Cao Dongfang passing by her shop and walked towards the backyard, so she followed him.

"Here, remove the bones from the Yangtze River knife fish! Eat it with confidence and drink a bowl of bird's nest soup." Cao Dongfang said.

Chen Xueru took the lunch box and asked, "Won't you eat with me?"

"You eat first. I'll go back and ask Yu Shui how Jia Zhang and Yi Zhonghai got along last night. Come over around one o'clock." Cao Dongfang said.

"Something happened to Jia Zhang and Yi Zhonghai. Could it be... Hey! Jia Zhang also used Yi Zhonghai's 'little earthworm'. Is she so hungry that she will eat anything?" Chen Xueru asked curiously.

It's just what you think. Things are a bit disgusting. I haven't finished reading it. I'll go back and ask. You can eat first and don't have to wait for me. "Cao Dongfang said.

"Then I'll eat first and won't wait for you. You must tell me what happened in Taiyuan last night." Chen Xueru looked very curious.

Women are such gossips!

Curiosity has no size!

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