I am in the courtyard, animals are just vegetables!

As soon as I entered the courtyard gate, I ran into the third uncle Yan Bugui. It seemed that Yan Bugui was very happy. I don’t know if something good happened or if he made money…

"Hello, Third Uncle. What good news do you have? Tell me about it." Cao Dongfang said with a smile.

"Dongfang is back, and Third Uncle has good news. Your Third Aunt is pregnant, isn't that a good thing?" Yan Bugui said with a smile.

"Yes, of course. Come, Third Uncle will give you wedding candy. Congratulations to Third Uncle for having another child. He is much better than someone else. Third Uncle is still as handsome as ever."

Cao Dongfang said with a smile and handed five candies to the third uncle. It was fair for each person in his family to have one candy!

Uncle San: “…”

My wife is pregnant, please give me wedding candy... The third uncle put the candy in his pocket. There were five pieces of candy, which was not a small number. He accepted them.

"Thank you Dongfang!" The third uncle is worthy of being a teacher. He is polite and did not forget to say thank you.

"Third uncle, how did First uncle and...them last night?" Cao Dongfang thought it would be better to ask Third uncle instead of asking He Yushui.

"Hahaha, what else could happen? The old man was sent to the hospital by the old woman and Lao Liu, Liu Guangqi, and Liu Guangtian. When they came back, Lao Liu said it was nothing serious, he just fainted due to the stimulation of his blood circulation, and he would be fine after two days of rest.

Old Liu and his son are back, and the older woman is staying with the older man in the hospital," said Yan Bugui.

"As for that old hag Jia Zhang, she didn't get drowned, I hope. I fell asleep and vaguely heard it took a long time before they came out. It's a pity that she wasn't drowned into a mute!" Cao Dongfang said with some gloating.

Uncle Three: "......."

Jia Zhang is unpopular!

"Jia Zhang stayed in the pit for more than an hour. At first, Jia Dongxu and Qin Huairu were pulling it. No one cared. Jia Dongxu had no choice but to pay, starting with 50 cents per person for two people!

Little money, no one wants to do it!

The last one was two dollars per person. After paying the money, my eldest son and Xiao Gao from the middle court went to pull Jia Zhang out of the pit.

Good fellow, what a good fellow! Jia Zhang is...disgusting from head to toe, and the stink is ten miles away against the wind. Fortunately, it is summer, if this... "The third uncle smiled.

Haha, the third uncle is not a good guy either. He is happy when Jia Zhang is in trouble.

"Uncle, see you later! Cao Dongfang knew what happened last night and went home for dinner.

“Goodbye, East!”

That's not right. "Tongzi, the character's age is wrong. Yan Jie Di is only slightly younger than Yu Shui. She should be five or six years old now. Why..."

"Master, don't mind it. This is a fusion world of dramas from various periods. The ages of the main and supporting characters are not important. Everything has a plot. Because the plots are in different periods, there are some differences..." said the system intelligently.

All right! You are the system, you are awesome, everything is up to you, I won’t argue with you.

It's normal to have an age difference of a few years. The screenwriter is not smart enough. The child and the father are both more than 25 years apart. Do you think they can get married and have children at the age of 23?

There are people who gave birth to children at the age of 16!

Before the founding of the People's Republic of China, 20 years old was considered late marriage!

Don't think about this 'little thing'.

.......

After lunch, I took a walk to Chen Xueru’s backyard home.

"Hahahaha, Yi Zhonghai was so angry at his neighbors that he vomited blood. It's so gratifying. That Jia Zhang is lucky for her. It would be nice for her to stay in the pit for a few days." Chen Xueru laughed.

Cao Dongfang: “….”

It seems that you, Chen Xueru, are more gloating than I am. So this is this kind of you, Chen Xueru.

"Haha, it's a small matter. I don't know who in our compound did it. I really want to... treat him to meat. It will make people happy. He did a good job." Cao Dongfang said with a smile.

"That's right. A lot of things have happened in your compound from last year to this year." Chen Xueru nodded in agreement.

"He Daqing wasn't robbed in front of our compound last year, but this year there have been three cases since March, which isn't a lot," Cao Dongfang said with a smile.

"It's only been four months, three times is not too many, you'd better be careful." Chen Xueru said.

“I have a toilet at home!”

"Forget it, you don't have to go to the public toilet. Yi Zhonghai is really unlucky this time. He will always be nicknamed 'Little Earthworm'. He was so angry that he vomited blood last night. This is another big topic." Chen Xueru said.

"Yi Zhonghai is not just angry enough to vomit blood. I always feel that something is wrong with the lady. Maybe she has passed the physical examination and can have a baby. There is hatred towards Yi Zhonghai in her eyes. It's really like this -

Yi Zhonghai is in big trouble!

Oh, there should be a deaf old lady too! "

"Auntie Yi Zhonghai is not a good person. It depends on her own decision. It would be great if Liu Haizhong could end up in the shit pit one day." Chen Xueru said.

"It is also possible that if it was done by someone from our compound, the target should be these three people. They are unpopular in the middle and back yards." Cao Dongfang said.

"Brother Dongfang, if you have the chance, help me tidy up my bangs, or I'll make him do bad things!" Chen Xueru said gritting her teeth.

"It's very easy for me to deal with them. It's just a piece of cake." Cao Dongfang said.

"You have to be careful. Wait until the storm has passed." Chen Xueru said, showing concern for Cao Dongfang.

Cao Dongfang nodded, said nothing, and pulled Chen Xueru to exercise as soon as possible.

......

In the afternoon, Cao Dongfang went home and Chen Xueru went to the shop.

As luck would have it, Yi Zhonghai and an old lady bumped into each other at the gate of the courtyard.

"Hello, uncle and aunt, you are back. Are you feeling better? Why don't you stay in the hospital for a few more days and get a good checkup?"

"Dongfang, you're back now. Old Yi is in good health. The doctor at the hospital said that you should go home and rest for a few days and avoid any stimulation." Before Yi Zhonghai could say anything, an old lady said from the side.

"Auntie, please help the uncle in quickly and go home to rest and recuperate," said Cao Dongfang.

"Thank you Dongfang!" said an old lady as she helped Yi Zhonghai into the compound.

"Hey, uncle is back. Are you okay? He was so scared last night when he vomited blood." It was aunt Yang Ruihua.

"It's okay, thank you, Auntie?" Auntie said as she walked home.

"Auntie, congratulations, you are pregnant again." Cao Dongfang did not lower his voice.

"Thank you Dongfang. I'm already 40 years old and I didn't expect to be pregnant again. Let's give birth to the baby." The third aunt said proudly.

The old man and the old woman who were walking in front stopped at the same time, looked at each other, and walked towards the central courtyard.

These two want to have a baby again, but it's not easy for Little Toothpick to have a baby.

As for the aunt's idea, Cao Dongfang didn't consider it. The more severe the revenge on Yi Zhonghai and the deaf old lady, the better!

......

"Brother Dongfang is back. Let's eat. I have heated up the food." He Yushui said.

"This is fish, let's eat it together." Cao Dongfang took out a lunch box. It was not Yangtze River knife fish, but just a very ordinary braised hairtail.

Change the taste and try what everyone likes to eat, and make more of it in the future. Cao Dongfang has no interest in oily food like braised pork, but He Yushui and Cao Jiajia at home like it.

.......

If I promised Chen Xueru to deal with Liu Haizhong, then I would deal with him. Should I go to the pit? It doesn't seem right, and there's no fun in it.

It is better to...

Just like that, first Liu Haizhong, then Jia Zhangshi were the people to be dealt with, starting with their money.

Cao Dongfang has made up his mind!

The action started at 11 o'clock in the evening. I don't know how Liu Haizhong would react if she lost the money, but Jia Zhang, who is a money-grubber, would be heartbroken if she lost the money.

The two families come together tonight!

At eleven o'clock, Cao Dongfang entered the 'virtual world' and went to Liu Haizhong's house to look for money. The 'virtual world' can divide any place within a hundred meters.

At Liu Haizhong's house, Cao Dongfang did not start. Fifteen minutes later, he followed the system's instructions and found two places to keep the money.

He kept it, left a note, and went to Jia Zhang's house, where he also started looking for money.

Damn, this old hag Jia Zhang is really good at hiding money. I put it under her toilet in the corner. It smells so bad. She took it away and recharged it without leaving any money.

After finding the money and not leaving a note, Cao Dongfang returned home and lay on the bed.

"Tongzi, click on the money from both families separately and recharge." Cao Dongfang said to the system.

"Okay, Master!"

"I have counted the money in Liu Haizhong's house, which is 857 yuan, five small yellow croakers, and 1850 yuan in Jia Zhang's money. The total recharge is 2707 yuan, five small yellow croakers, and a 10.8-gram gold ring."

Damn! There is more than 1300 yuan in the bangs, which can be explained. I have worked in a steel mill for ten years, and my salary is not low. The money I saved in the past five or six years can make up for it.

but--

You, Jia Zhang, who cry poor every day, have 1850 in savings, a gold ring, and five small yellow croakers. This is interesting. Let's see what you say when you report to the police.

The husband of Mrs. Jia Zhang died ten years ago. For four or five years before Jia Dongxu started working, she had no income. That was before the founding of the People's Republic of China, so she could not support Jia Dongxu until he was 18 years old.

What is Jia Zhang's occupation?

Haha, interesting!