I am in the courtyard, animals are just vegetables!

Chapter 71 These two people are really good at having fun!

The facts were similar to Cao Dongfang's guess. Someone said that Jia Zhangshi had worked as a half-door keeper in the Eight Great Hutongs, so Jia Zhangshi was a half-door keeper.

Jia Zhang couldn't explain clearly, and Jia Dongxu was in big trouble!

Congratulations to Jia Zhang!

Jia Dongxu has many fathers. It has nothing to do with whether Jia Dongxu was born or not. Jia Dongxu's father can only be those people——

It has been confirmed that Yi Zhonghai went to the Bada Hutong. It is interesting that a "little earthworm" went to the Bada Hutong. There is no need to rush to have a baby, but your "little earthworm" cannot!

This matter will not end. Once the matter between Jia Zhang and Yi Zhonghai spreads in the compound, something big will happen. This kind of thing cannot be explained clearly.

Yi Zhonghai was in trouble this time too.

......

Cao Dongfang happily went home to read.

The next morning, he brought a chicken to visit Aunt Wei. After dinner, he went to Chen Xueru's shop, and then the two of them entered the room of the former enemy spy one after the other.

Don't think too much. Chen has seen blood, but Cao Dongfang is a gentleman and he won't fight to the death.

Cao Dongfang first gave Chen Xueru a food box. "Here, your fish, bird's nest and steamed prawns, as well as seasoning, for dinner."

"After three days away from home, Brother Dongfang must have gained a lot," Chen Xueru asked.

“Not bad! Less than 800 yuan.”

"That's pretty good, more than I make. Is Jia Zhang from your hospital that girl? Yi Zhonghai used to go there before liberation, so what did that 'little earthworm' do there?"

"Chen Xueru said with disdain.

Cao Dongfang: “…”

"Hehe, Sister Xueru is going too far. 'Little Earthworm' can also pursue beauty, can go and appreciate different scenery, and help the young lady get out of poverty and become rich.

As for Jia Zhang, she was just forced by life, well, that's understandable, a strong and great mother... so admirable." Cao Dongfang laughed.

"Haha, brother Dongfang, you are really good at talking. I almost believed it." Chen Xueru said contemptuously, and used her fingers to indicate how close she was to believing it.

“I’m telling the truth.”

“Haha, no one said you weren’t telling the truth.”

"Well, this kind of good news has spread to your shop. I'm sure you guys are moved by this noble behavior." Cao Dongfang said with a smile.

"I'm not moved at all. People say that Jia Zhang's house is half-closed, so who would go there? It's so scary.

Then he said it was a pity that the Eight Great Hutongs were closed, and that you men are no good, what are you thinking about every day. "Chen Xueru said with contempt.

“Ahem, that nostalgia for the Eight Great Hutongs… is just… just to pay homage to the glorious deeds of our predecessors. It’s not a big deal.” Cao Dongfang said somewhat embarrassedly.

"Let's not talk about them. When are you going out?" Chen Xueru asked.

"I seldom go out often. At most I'll be out for one day and come back before six in the evening," said Cao Dongfang.

“Not bad!”

......

In mid-August, Sha Zhu came back. Tomorrow he and Yu Shui will go to Baocheng to visit He Daqing.

"Dongfang, tomorrow I will take Yushui to Baocheng to visit my father." said Shazhu.

"It's time to go. Uncle He has been gone for a year, and things are stable over there. He also said in his letter that if you have time during the holiday, it would be a good idea for you to go and take a look." Cao Dongfang said.

"Well, it doesn't matter to me now that I'm older. The main thing is that there isn't much rain. Otherwise, I would wait until I get married before going." Sha Zhu still has a bit of a temper.

"When Uncle He told my mom he was leaving, he looked a little strange. Something must have happened, otherwise he wouldn't have left in such a hurry.

You can ask, does the widow really have something on your father?" Cao Dongfang said.

"Okay, I'll ask then." said Sha Zhu.

"Go to your dad's workplace, have a meal, and call him when he's not busy. Is there enough money to go to Baocheng?" Cao Dongfang asked.

"Thank you, brother Dongfang. The money is enough. I have also earned some money in the past six months." Sha Zhu said.

"Okay, take these two bottles of wine with you. They are gifts for Uncle He that I asked you to bring." Cao Dongfang took out two bottles of Fenjiu.

"Okay! Brother Dongfang, that...that Jia Zhang's door is half-closed?" Sha Zhu's face turned red.

"Brother Zhuzi is interested in being a cheap father. It's a small matter. It doesn't matter if it's true or not. No one wants her now. Jia Dongxu is more of a father." Cao Dongfang said with a smile.

"Hahahaha, Jia Zhang has come to this day. She is not a good person. I heard that Yi Zhonghai also went there." Sha Zhu is also very gossipy.

"Maybe, it's hard to say. It's normal for an old lady who can't have children to try her luck there. But an old man is more worried." Cao Dongfang said ambiguously.

"Hehehehe." Sha Zhu grinned foolishly, showing a smile that all men understand.

Shazhu is gone!

.....

Cao Dongfang was studying at home in the evening. At ten o'clock in the evening, he heard footsteps again, coming from the middle yard towards the front yard.

Cao Dongfang took a look and saw Liu Haizhong going to the toilet again.

Send him swimming.

While Liu Hai was thinking, footsteps were heard in the middle courtyard again. Who was it again?

I rub!

Jia Zhang!

Now that we are together, we can go swimming together.

Swimming together seems to be more fashionable, so let’s do it!

A little disgusting, not important!

Cao Dongfang saw Liu Haizhong enter the men's public restroom first, and followed him in in the "virtual world". He slapped Liu Haizhong on the neck while he was squatting on the toilet, knocking him unconscious.

They were put into the 'virtual world', stripped of all clothes and taken to the women's restroom. Jia Zhang was also preparing to squat on the toilet. They were knocked unconscious, stripped naked and sent to the men's restroom.

Pfft!Pfft!

There were two noises, and Liu Haizhong and Jia Zhang were thrown into the pit respectively. A man and a woman in their forties were playing games in the pit.

Both of them were upside down. There was not much gold juice in the pit, only less than half a meter deep. It had just been cleaned, so nothing serious would happen.

After finishing the exercise, go home and have fun.

I don’t know when the two people lying naked in the shit pit will wake up. Alas, this is another topic. I am worried about the entertainment industry of the general public.

......

"Ah! Someone come quickly, there is someone in the shit pit."

"Hurry up, help!"

“Someone come!”

A heart-wrenching scream was heard from the public toilet.

"What's wrong."

"what happened!"

"What happened again!"

Everyone: “…”

Everyone in the compound ran towards the public toilet in the front yard in a chaotic manner.

"Oh my god, I was so scared. I was going to the toilet and before I even squatted down, I saw someone in the pit below from the light of the flashlight.

The two people didn't know whether they were dead or alive, and they quickly shouted for help. "Uncle Fan from the neighboring yard said.

"Old Fan, look carefully, there are really two people in the pit."

"There is definitely someone there. The wooden boards are gone. I brought a flashlight with me. It's so scary. How can I dare to use a public toilet in the future!" Uncle Fan said with lingering fear.

"Who is it, who is it, who is inside! Let's take a look first to see who is inside and whether he is alive or dead. If not, call the police." said a neighbor.

"Just to see who it is, whether he is alive or dead!"

"Let's go and have a look together."

"More people, more courage!"

Everyone: "......"

God, so brave!

See through but don’t tell!

Hey! It’s Liu Haizhong, this woman is… Damn, Jia Zhang.

"Ms. Jia Zhang is a bit pale and fat, just like a big white pig."

"No way, no way, Jia Zhang has turned his business into a scam, these two are really good at playing it!"

"Hahahaha, I'm old, fat, and ugly now. It's not easy to make money. The competition is fierce. I have to do some tricks."

"Both of them are alive."

"To be alive is to have something to vent, just pour a basin of cold water on it."

"Then pour it. Saving people is the first priority."

"Everyone, it seems that Liu Haizhong and Jia Zhangshi are both... a bit immoral!"

"Hmph, bring them up first and let the street handle it. These two are immoral and shameful! They should all be paraded through the streets."

“There are so many troubles in Courtyard 95!”

"They are all from the middle and back yards. Even the people in the front yard have a lot of trouble with them."

"No. 95 compound is interesting. This time, without Yi Zhonghai's 'little earthworm' joining, it seems like something is missing."

"Liu Haizhong, Yi Zhonghai....to Jia Zhangshi, you are still good at playing, brother, awesome!"

Hahahaha, you know how to play. Go out and talk about saving people! "

Oh my god, when everyone outside the toilet heard that the two people in the toilet were Liu Haizhong and Jia Zhangshi... the key point is that they were naked... what were they doing in the pit?

To save people, we must first wake them up, and also call Jia Dongxu and the second aunt, as their relatives may be in the pit.

"Mrs. Jia Zhang is too shameless. She has given up everything. Her business is right outside her home. I will go to the street and sue them tomorrow."

"Tomorrow we will go to the streets and sue them. Shameless people, get out of the courtyard."

"Yi Zhonghai went to the Eight Great Hutongs, and Liu Haizhong did something like this again. What the hell are our uncles!"

"They are all bad people, let the streets spare them."

"Yes, spare them!"

Yi Zhonghai is caught in the crossfire again!

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