I am in the courtyard, animals are just vegetables!

The public toilet in front of the courtyard was in a mess. People from Courtyard 95 and nearby courtyards came out to watch the fun, especially when they heard that Liu Haizhong and Jia Zhang were naked in the toilet pit...

I'm not leaving. It doesn't matter who is in Liu Haizhong. Although Jia Zhang is a little older and fatter, she is after all... I heard that she is relatively white!

It's free and there's something fun to watch, so why not watch it? It won't cost me a thing.

Everyone was shouting to save the two people, but no one moved. They were all waiting for Jia Dongxu and the second aunt.

There was even a busybody named Yan Jiefang, who notified the second aunt, Jia Dongxu, and actually... knocked on the door of Yi Zhonghai's house, asking Yi Zhonghai to come out and take care of the situation.

Yan Jiefang is so lucky!

Whether it was intentional or not is not important!

They actually knew to drag an old man named Yi Zhonghai into this. Are they planning to make Yi Zhonghai vomit blood and be hospitalized again?

This is the most important!

Look at your father, the third uncle, standing there with a leisurely look on his face, not caring about anything. It's obvious that he doesn't want to care about the mess in the backyard.

"What happened?" someone who came later asked.

"Liu Haizhong and Jia Zhang from Yard 95 are..." Someone told what happened.

"Fuck, this is so exciting. They really know how to have fun at their age. I can't compare to..."

“Hahahaha, even though I’m old, I still have ambitions!”

"It's a pity that Courtyard No. 95 has become famous again."

"It's okay. I didn't see them. The people in the front yard just watched the fun and didn't care. Look at that old man..."

“It’s so exciting to watch!”

......

"Dear neighbors, what happened to my son Lao Liu again?" The second aunt asked the people around her as soon as she came out.

"Haha, your old Liu is having a good time, swimming in the pit with Jia Zhang."

“Lao Liu knows how to have fun!”

"Second Aunt, what tricks did Lao Liu play at home? Tell me about it."

“I admire Lao Liu and Jia Zhang.”

"Idol bangs middle!"

"My mother is in the pit again, with the second uncle." Jia Dongxu, who had just come out, asked in disbelief.

"We are inside. We are not lying. If you don't believe me, go and have a look with your master Yi Zhonghai."

"Jia Dongxu, be careful! Yi Zhonghai will join you. You'll have another father."

Everyone: “…”

Hahahaha. Everyone who reacted burst into laughter.

"Huh, what's so funny? They are in trouble, so just lend a hand to rescue them. Next time it could be anyone." Yi Zhonghai said.

"It has nothing to do with us. You come and save it yourself. Why are you pretending to be so high and mighty?" The other people in the courtyard were not happy and fought back against Yi Zhonghai.

"You are just a 'little earthworm'. Go ahead. You have been a father before, and you can be a father now. No one will stop you."

"Maybe the 'little earthworm' will have its day. If someone gets pregnant accidentally, there is a 50% chance that the baby will be the 'little earthworm'."

Everyone' "......."

Hahahaha.

"Yi Zhonghai, 'Little Earthworm', keep going and work hard. We are optimistic about you."

"No wonder Yi Zhonghai is such a good fitter. It turns out that using 'little earthworms' requires a lot of skill."

"This time when we go back to the pit, it seems Liu Haizhong is also there, we can help each other."

"Come on! 'Little Earthworm'."

"Okay, stop talking, someone needs help now, everyone please lend a hand.

A distant relative is not as good as a close neighbor. Everyone will have difficulties, so we should unite and help each other. "Yi Zhonghai raised the moral stick again.

"Hahahaha, Yi Zhonghai, you put it nicely. If you help Jia Zhangshi, will Jia Dongxu also help you have a child?"

"Ha ha ha ha!

I am dying of laughter! Is this what Yi Zhonghai meant by helping each other? I have learned something new! "

"Yi Zhonghai is a big shot, Jia Dongxu is of decent height and looks, this time, Old Yi, you have a good eye!"

"The baby should be fine."

"Jia Dongxu, you must work hard. The opportunity your mother bought for you was not easy. You must live up to your master Yi Zhonghai. He is almost going crazy because of his longing for his son. It's a pity for 'little earthworm'.

puff!

Yi Zhonghai vomited blood and fainted again, but fortunately he was supported by Jia Dongxu.

......

"Alas, poor old Yi!"

"Vomiting blood again!"

"It's okay, isn't it?"

"Let's send him to the hospital quickly. The old man is in good health and nothing serious will happen. Spitting blood occasionally can lower blood pressure and is good for preventing hypertension." Cao Dongfang said in the crowd.

Everyone: “…”

Vomiting blood can lower blood pressure, which is good for people with high blood pressure. I don't go to school much, so don't lie to me. "

"I have learned a lot!"

"Now there are three of us, what should we do with them?"

"I don't know. I'm here to watch the fun. I'll take a rest tomorrow."

Seeing Yi Zhonghai fainted again, Cao Dongfang smiled slightly, said something, turned around and went home without watching the excitement.

......

The mess in front of the public toilet in the courtyard did not affect Cao Dongfang's rest. He slept until dawn and woke up before seven in the morning.

Breakfast was prepared for Cao's mother and Cao Jiajia, including milk powder, fried eggs and meat buns.

Cao's mother and Cao Jiajia woke up, had breakfast and went to work, leaving Cao Dongfang alone at home.

I feel a bit bored and it’s a little early for me to go out. I’ll go out to the street at nine o’clock.

Cao Dongfang’s idea is good, but unfortunately I can’t do it!

Director Wu and two safety workers arrived at the courtyard just after eight o'clock. Ten minutes later, they convened a meeting of the entire courtyard, which was notified by the third uncle Yan Bugui.

Director Wu and the two safety workers had interesting expressions on their faces, showing anger, helplessness, disappointment, and even... gloating!

This is interesting, Cao Dongfang thought as he stood beside Director Wu.

Except for Yi Zhonghai and Auntie who were in the hospital, the other 15 families in the compound were all present, including the deaf old lady.

Director Wu and two security workers went to the place where the three old men used to live.

"Humph, your elders are doing this in meetings, even in court, so impressive."

Director Wu said dissatisfiedly. "At seven o'clock this morning, someone knocked on my door and reported to the police that something happened in your compound again.

This time there are still people without clothes, what's going on? Tell me, I will ask the two workers' safety comrades to find out.

Everyone below could see that Director Wu was very angry. In this day and age, having an affair is a bad behavior and a big deal.

"Uncle, please tell me what's wrong. If there's anything wrong, others can add to it!" Director Wu said again.

The third uncle named, Yan Bugui, had no choice but to stand up and say, "Last night, a little after eleven o'clock, I heard someone shouting for help again, and ran out...

The first aunt, Xiao Gao, and Xu Fugui sent Lao Yi to the hospital. Finally, at the request of the second aunt and Jia Dongxu, they woke Liu Haizhong and Jia Zhang up with water.

Jia Dongxu, Qin Huairu, the second aunt and Liu Guangqi pulled the two of them out of the pit. They were both naked. That was all I saw.

"Yan Bugui, you bastard, how dare you say that about me..." Jia Zhang was very angry.

"Ms. Jia Zhang, shut up. I didn't ask you, comrades, is there anything wrong with what the third uncle said?" Director Wu scolded Ms. Jia Zhang.

Seeing that Director Wu was very angry, Jia Zhang also became obedient and dared not curse anymore.

"Ms. Jia Zhang, you dare to be naked, why don't you dare to let the third master say it."

"I saw you and Liu Haizhong were naked, you are worthy of being the half-closed door."

"It's such a shame, and you still don't allow people to talk about it. Who do you think you are, a chicken!"

“Get out of the courtyard!”

“Get out!”

Jia Zhang started to curse the third uncle, which aroused the anger of the people in the front yard.

"Okay, okay, wait a moment, everyone. Let's first find out the situation before taking any action. Now, Liu Haizhong, do you have anything to say?" Director Wu asked Liu Haizhong.

"I went to the toilet and squatted, and was knocked unconscious. When I woke up, I was in the pit and Jia Zhang was there too.

We...we...I can't possibly look for her. I'm too hungry to choose what to eat. Liu Haizhong said hesitantly.

"He was knocked unconscious! Did anyone see it?" asked a security guard.

"I didn't see it. I fainted when my neck hurt. I was squatting in the toilet at that time." Liu Haizhong said.

"Are you sure?" Gong An asked again.

"Sure!" Liu Haizhong nodded affirmatively.

"Ms. Jia Zhang, please tell me about your situation." Gong An asked.

"Like Liu Haizhong, I was knocked unconscious while squatting in the toilet. Everyone knows what happened after I was poured with water to wake myself up." Jia Zhangshi was more shameless than Liu Haizhong.

"Ms. Jia Zhang, are you sure that everything you said is true?" Gong An asked.

"It's all true. If I catch who it is, I'll scratch him to death. He's such a wicked guy, he deserves a horrible death..." Jia Zhang started cursing again.

"Ms. Jia Zhang, shut up. I asked you to talk about what happened last night, not to curse anyone. Be honest." Director Wu said loudly to Ms. Jia Zhang.

"This old bitch, what else can she do besides scolding people?"

"That's right, lazier than a pig!"

“Eat more than a pig!”

“Whiter than a pig!”

brush!

Everyone looked at the man who spoke—Xu Fugui!