I'll do it as soon as I open my eyes. If the villain doesn't do it, I'll do it.

Chapter 285

"What should we do with this egg man?" Ji Jinzhou looked at the fat child lying on his bed with shock and disgust, "Could it be a stinky kid who ran over from some ward?"

Egg man.

This egg man is her system.

"Why don't you wake him up and ask him first?" Guan Yu pinched the child's mouth and nose until his face turned red. Finally, she was willing to open his grape-like eyes and sat up curiously.

He looked at his hands, shook his feet, and finally touched the back of Guan Yu's hand curiously.

[Xiao Guan, this is the first time I meet you, it's amazing. ]

Ji Jinzhou slapped his claws off and pinched the flesh on both sides of his cheeks unhappily, "You little pervert, you take advantage of girls as soon as you wake up."

The system struggled to save its own flesh from his clutches, rubbing its red face in pain, "To be precise, it should be called a young woman."

Guan Yu: “…” Young woman?

A clenched fist came down on his head.

[No wonder everyone wants to change their bodies and be a human for once, even if it means losing everything they have. It turns out that being a system is totally different.] The system sighed.

[Then you are the human now, and it's my turn to be the system.] Guan Yu turned around, cleared her throat, and imitated the electric sound of the system message.

[Ding——System message: Congratulations to the host for completing the quest "Reincarnation into an Adult". The quest rewards 0.1 Evil Girl Points.]

Guan Yu's fake system message triggered the real system message, and the familiar emotionless sound of electricity rang out, [System message: Warning! Please do not imitate the main system task distribution message prompt at will! ]

System Weak: [Xiao Guan, I am a subsystem. The system message that distributes tasks to you is directly under the main system - I can't beat it. ]

If the main system is a heart, then [system messages] are its aorta, and these systems scattered in various sub-worlds are capillaries, relying on [system messages] to connect with the main system.

[System Message] is a near-perfect and mechanical main brain part, without emotions, language programs, and only pre-set functions.

Guan Yu imitated again: [System message: Warning! The host can imitate the main system task release message prompts at will! ]

The system thought: She really has learned it exactly the same.

The system message warned again, but Guan Yu continued to imitate, and it seemed like they were in a confrontation.

Finally, [System Message] was defeated. [System Message: Randomly drop the task "Don't learn the main system task distribution message", the task reward is 500 points. ]

Actually bribed her.

Don't want it for nothing.

【accept. 】

System: [......] This is also possible.

"What's wrong?" Ji Jinzhou snapped his fingers in front of the two silent people and joked, "It is said that if you replace the double quotation marks with square brackets, I won't be able to hear it. Are you guys secretly saying it in your mind now?"

For example:

If you say it in double quotation marks: "Handsome Ji Jinzhou," he can hear it.

If you use square brackets to say: [Ji Jinzhou is a handsome guy.], he won’t be able to hear it.

Guan Yu coughed heavily with a guilty conscience, "How could that be? We are not in a system and host relationship. Do you think you are in a system context? You still need to speak with your heart."

"Of course I know." Ji Jinzhou gave her a strange look, then turned his attention to the child who seemed to have secretly climbed onto their bed, "Which ward are you from? Which floor? I'll ask the nurse to take you back."

"I came out of an egg." The system stretched out a finger from its fat arm like a lotus root node and pointed at the eggshell on the bed, the sound was crisp.

"How do you prove it?" Ji Jinzhou frowned and narrowed his eyes slightly with an aggressive look, which gave a very oppressive feeling.