I'll do it as soon as I open my eyes. If the villain doesn't do it, I'll do it.

Chapter 286

The system put its hands on its hips and said arrogantly: "Whoever advocates, shall provide evidence."

Ji Jinzhou: “…” This damn kid.

"Who are your parents? What are their names?" Ji Jinzhou was already ready to call the nurse to take this naughty kid to find his mother.

"My mother is Ji - my father is Ji Jinzhou, and my mother is Guan Yu!" He raised his chin slightly, his little mouth pouting in dissatisfaction.

Ji Jinzhou paused, pinched his small chin, and looked at him unkindly, "You still know our names? What's your purpose?"

"That's right. I don't believe in DNA." The system was not panicked at all. During the billions of light years since the main system existed, it had been able to synthesize maternal and paternal DNA sequences and reproduce offspring without giving birth.

Ji Jinzhou really didn't believe it, so three people pulled out two strands of hair each and took them to the laboratory for testing. The test results came out quickly, and the results made him dazed and autistic for two hours.

The test results showed that one of the people, that is, the hair of the system, and several other hairs showed a parent-child relationship.

For two whole hours, Ji Jinzhou wrapped himself tightly in a quilt and lay on the bed like a silkworm cocoon, not moving at all, not even sticking his head out to breathe.

"Will it really be okay for him to do this?" the system worried.

"Oh, he uses double quotes when speaking, not square brackets." Guan Yu was relieved, "He's fine. He likes to wrap himself up and think when he encounters something."

Ji Jinzhou finally came out from under the quilt, his hair was a little messy, and he had returned to his usual cool and indifferent look. "If that's the case, then let's do it this way. It can't be like that anyway."

But why?

Why does he lay eggs?

Another child will hatch from the egg!

"Really? Then can you give me a name?" The system was quite satisfied with his acceptance.

"Egg baby." Ji Jinzhou said almost without hesitation.

"......" The system widened its eyes, "I don't want to be called Egg Baby!!"

"Little brat has no right to choose." Ji Jinzhou said with a sour face.

"What if I were a girl?"

"Egg girl."

“…” Why doesn’t he call himself Dan Daddy?

"Now go get some fruit for us two." Ji Jinzhou raised his chin towards the table not far away. He suddenly felt that it would be a good idea to hatch a child of this age directly, so that he could be used right away.

"Oh."

The system moved its body out of bed, and was pleasantly surprised to feel the soles of its feet touching the ground for the first time. The next second, it lost its balance and fell forward to the ground.

Ji Jinzhou: "......"

Still interested in walking, he got up and fell to the ground again.

It uses a method of moving forward that is similar to that of a caterpillar, but more violent than that of a caterpillar. It stands up and then falls to the ground, slowly moving forward.

Ji Jinzhou looked at his movement trend, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he turned to Guan Yu and said, "I now believe that he was born from an egg."

"To be honest, like a fake person."

No normal person could think of walking this way.

"Guan Yu, it seems like we gave birth to a moron." He sighed.

Guan Yu: “…”