Siheyuan: All the birds want to die, I enjoy happiness

"Don't say anything, Dongxu, I was just possessed by a ghost. Besides, we just had diarrhea, nothing else. I will throw away the bacon later. Don't worry, someone will pay for it!" Jia Zhang immediately thought of a solution. The meat was lost in the compound, so it must have been lost by someone in the compound. Everyone in the compound who had a share in it must have to pay for it. No one can escape. No one can escape.

But Jia Zhang was just overthinking. If Yi Zhonghai was a great master, she might have a chance to ask for some compensation. But now Yi Zhonghai is not only not a great master anymore, but he can't even protect himself. How can he have the time to manage the Jia family?

"Okay, okay, whatever you want. I just hope my stomach doesn't hurt anymore." Jia Dongxu was too lazy to pay attention to him. Why did this chrysanthemum feel like it was about to fully bloom?

Jia Zhang said, "Okay, don't worry, I know how to handle this matter. Why hasn't Qin Huairu come to bring me the paper yet? I'm almost done."

As soon as Jia Zhang finished speaking, she heard Qin Huairu say, "Mom, Dongxu, I'm here to bring you two some paper." As she spoke, Qin Huairu pinched her nose and walked to the front of the women's restroom and handed the paper to Jia Zhang. This toilet was already quite smelly, and the smell of these two mother and son was like poison, the stench was so strong that it could be smelled from a long distance away.

Jia Zhang took the toilet paper and said unhappily, "Why are you dawdling? What are you doing? Don't you know breakfast? Really."

"Okay, go and cook." Jia Zhang was about to curse, but when she thought of what Jia Dongxu had just said to her, she swallowed it immediately. It was okay for him to say a few words to her at home, but it was a bit embarrassing to be scolded outside. Jia Zhang had never been scolded by anyone else in this compound except the deaf old lady!

"Hey, I'll go now." Qin Huairu said and stuffed some toilet paper into Jia Dongxu's pocket before going home.

Jia Zhang stayed for a while before she picked up the paper and wiped it. She felt her anus was even more painful. She just endured the pain and was about to put on her pants when she felt the pain in her stomach again. She squatted down in a hurry, fearing that she would pee in her pants.

"Oh my, oh my, that's not right. Why do we have to continue after the last lesson? Is it never-ending?" Jia Zhang squatted down and wailed.

"You deserve it! I'll see if you pick up things randomly next time. If you didn't pick up things, would there be so many problems now?" Jia Dongxu couldn't help but complain. Now he just felt that he was about to die. His leg was not healed to begin with, and he was squatting to poop. How could he do this? No, no, Qin Huairu had to make a stool for him. Thinking of this, Jia Dongxu endured the pain, wiped it, and hurried back home.

"Hey, Dongxu, are you ready? So soon?" Qin Huairu couldn't help but ask when she saw Jia Dongxu coming back so quickly.

"I'm not well yet. Please find me a stool. My leg is not well yet and I can't squat. I'm going to have diarrhea again soon!" Jia Dongxu said with a flushed face.

"Hey, you'd better hold it in!" Qin Huairu said and turned to get a stool.

"No need!" Qin Huairu seemed to have guessed the result, but was still unwilling to look back. Sure enough, when Qin Huairu looked back, she saw Jia Dongxu holding the door frame with a blank look on his face, and yellow liquid was flowing out of the corners of his legs.

Qin Huairu stared at him with her eyes wide open. How could she know that the mother and son had already pulled their trouser pockets once? You just pulled it in front of the house like this?

Maybe squatting limited Jia Dongxu's performance just now, because he defecated completely while standing. He felt much better in his stomach except for the pain and itchiness in his anus.

"Hurry, help me into the house. We can't let anyone see us, otherwise how can I stay here this month?" Jia Dongxu was about to come in holding the door frame, but Qin Huairu took two steps back with a look of disgust on her face.

Just as Jia Dongxu was about to rush into the house, he heard someone outside shouting, "Fuck, someone is pooping in the courtyard!"

In the Fangshan Villa here,

After serving the last soup, the waiter said, "Hello, comrade, all your dishes have been served."

"OK, thanks."

Auntie has been with Yi Zhonghai for so many years, when has she ever eaten such delicious food? This was the imperial meal for the emperor before, and now she can be said to be enjoying it!

It was really delicious, and the lady picked up the chopsticks and started eating. Are you kidding? Why should I be polite to Yi Zhonghai? I have been thrifty for so many years, but now it seems that it is completely unnecessary. I must drain his blood and make him miserable.

"Eat slowly, Lihua. Come here, don't choke. I'll get you some soup." Yi Zhonghai said as he took a bowl of soup and handed it to the aunt.

"Lihua, if you like me, can I bring you here every month?" Yi Zhonghai took the opportunity to put forward his own ideas. Now the key is to please the aunt. Money? Money is shit. He can't live without a wife. It's not a problem to come here once a month with such a large salary. Besides, how can I bring the aunt here after she is coaxed? Eating for three or five months is a big deal. What kind of family comes here every month to eat Fangshan?

The auntie knew what Yi Zhonghai was thinking, "Let's talk about it later, let's finish the meal first." She didn't care about Yi Zhonghai anymore, if you don't eat, I will, who knows when we can have such a delicious meal next time. Even if she received so much salary from Yi Zhonghai, it didn't mean she was willing to come here for a meal.

"Okay." Yi Zhonghai thought that the auntie was relieved, but he didn't know that the auntie did it on purpose. Otherwise, do you think I am really determined to leave? What should I do if I want the money back? Yi Zhonghai saw that the auntie ate so fast. If he didn't eat, he would probably only have some soup, so he quickly picked up his chopsticks and ate.

Although Yi Zhonghai's monthly salary was nearly 100 yuan, he had never eaten such delicious food. He only asked the aunt to cook meat twice a week. Logically, they didn't have any children, but Yi Zhonghai was reluctant to spend money. Of course, eating meat twice a week was already considered the top level. After all, many people only eat meat once a month.

In a short while, the aunt and Yi Zhonghai had eaten up all the dishes, even the soup. It was the first time for both of them to eat such delicious food, so of course they were starving.

They both felt like their stomachs were about to explode, and they leaned back and burped. After a long while, the aunt finally said, "Let's go back."

"Okay." Yi Zhonghai said as he was about to ask someone to pack up the food, but when he saw the food on the table, he remembered that he had eaten it all and still asked someone to pack up the food for the old lady. What was the point of packing anything?

The two men came to the counter and prepared to pay, "Hello, comrade, how much is our table?" Yi Zhonghai said as he reached into his clothes and started to take out money.

"Let me check first. You ordered five dishes and one soup in total. Ta-da-da-da," the waiter said, calculating, "35 yuan!"

"How much?" Yi Zhonghai was obviously shocked. He knew that this store was expensive, but he didn't know why it was so expensive?

"Comrade, 35 yuan." The waiter had already begun to doubt whether Yi Zhonghai could afford the money. After all, there are many people who dine and fly these days, but you don't know if they will survive after eating such a free meal.

Yi Zhonghai saw that the waiter was beginning to show hatred, so he quickly counted out 35 yuan and handed it over. "Comrade, it's exactly 35, can you count it?"

"Oh, that's right, comrade, don't leave yet. The festival is coming soon here, and if you come to consume, we will give you a box of pea yellow to try. You can try other dishes next time. By the way, after New Year's Day, food coupons will be required, and we will mark the corresponding prices at that time." The waiter took the money handed over by Yi Zhonghai and his face changed immediately. He counted the money and handed him a bag of pea yellow.

"Okay." Yi Zhonghai said yes, but he was cursing in his heart. It's so expensive, I won't come next time, and I even need food coupons next time? Whoever wants to eat it can eat it. I'm not coming.

"Lihua, let's go." Yi Zhonghai said to the old lady with a smile.

The old lady didn't say anything and just walked out the door. As soon as he walked out the door, Yi Zhonghai remembered that he hadn't bought food for the old lady yet, but don't expect him to buy food for the deaf old lady at Fangshan. It was so expensive, he couldn't bear to spend it.

"Lihua, let's find a place to buy a bowl of noodles for the old lady and bring it back."

See, I told you that Yi Zhonghai was stingy. He spent 35 yuan on his own food and only gave a bowl of noodles to the deaf old lady.