Siheyuan: All the birds want to die, I enjoy happiness

If Yi Zhonghai hadn't mentioned that he would bring food to the deaf old lady, the old lady would have almost forgotten that there was someone hungry at home.

"It's up to you. Go buy it. I'll wait for you here." The old lady stood there motionless after saying that. She thought Yi Zhonghai would go to Fangshan Villa to buy her a bowl of noodles.

Yi Zhonghai could only smile awkwardly and said, "Just buy it from our alley. It's close there. Otherwise, the noodles will be cold when we take them back. The old lady can't eat cold food. She's not well yet."

The aunt even wanted to laugh after hearing what he said. Isn't it just because he was worried about the money? As for finding an excuse to say that he was afraid that the noodles would get cold? Come on, she now felt that Yi Zhonghai was more and more hypocritical. No wonder they say that those who are involved are confused, while those who are on the sidelines can see clearly. She was immediately disenchanted with Yi Zhonghai. Although he helped her with her parents' funeral, she had served him for so many years, so it was fair.

After hearing what he said, the aunt did not reply, but turned around and walked towards the courtyard, and the lackey Yi Zhonghai hurriedly followed. They had no idea that the courtyard was already in chaos. Someone shouted and attracted everyone at home. It was dinner time, and there were many people in the courtyard. Those who did not cook were all driven out to join in the fun.

Who could do that? How could he yell to half the people in the yard? Of course, there was no doubt that it was Su Xingchen who did it. But he was not stupid. He deliberately raised his voice to yell in the yard, so that no one could tell it was him who yelled even if they listened carefully.

Since he knew that the Jia family mother and son had eaten his special bacon, how could he not go to see them make a fool of themselves? Sure enough, as soon as Su Xingchen walked into the middle courtyard, he saw Jia Dongxu standing at the door of his house and pooping. When he saw him finish pooping, he was about to go back to the house.

How could Su Xingchen let him have his way? He just screamed at the top of his lungs, and then he took out a pile of shit from the space and asked the system to process it and throw it in the yard. He even picked a thin one. The main reason was that otherwise what he did would not match what Jia Dongxu did. He was just a good person to the end, and sent the Buddha to the west.

After shouting this, Su Xingchen hid his merits and fame, slipped away, and just ran away. Just kidding, he definitely couldn't be the first one to come. This must clear his suspicion anyway.

Sure enough, as soon as Su Xingchen walked into the house and closed the door, he saw the third uncle coming out of their house. Hey, shouldn't he have class today? Why didn't the third uncle go? How could he know that he didn't not go, he was on holiday. He had a whole morning of classes today, and after the homework was assigned, it was completely a holiday. He would go to get the notice in two days and then he could have the winter vacation.

Seeing Third Uncle leaving the door, Su Xingchen didn't wait any longer and directly opened the door. "Third Uncle, shouldn't you be at work today? Why are you back at this time?"

"Hey, it's vacation time. Why do we have to go to work during vacation time? Do you know what's going on in this Intermediate Court?" The third uncle pointed at the Intermediate Court and said.

"Look at what you said, Third Uncle. Didn't I just go out like you? I don't quite understand what's going on. Let's go and take a look together." As he said that, Su Xingchen followed the Third Uncle and walked into the central courtyard.

As soon as I entered the middle courtyard, I saw a large pile of loose feces. I don't know who had defecated in the middle of the courtyard. How could it not smell? This is genuine pig feces (yes, it has been specially processed by the system). I saw that there were already quite a few people in the courtyard, all holding their noses and pointing at the pile of feces. The mother and son of the Jia family had just had loose feces in this courtyard a few days ago. Who is making trouble today?

After entering the middle courtyard, the third uncle couldn't help but cover his nose. He frowned and walked forward and said, "Hey, everyone, tell me who did such a wicked thing? This kind of thing has never happened in our courtyard. How could it be pulled here when the toilet is only two steps away? Whoever did it, come forward yourself, don't wait for us to investigate! This kind of thing is simply outrageous and of extremely low quality!"

The culprit is Su Xingchen, but what's the point of him? How can he say that he did it? Isn't he doing this just to make Jia Dongxu take the blame? At this time, Jia Dongxu has entered the house and closed the door. Now he dares not breathe when he hears so many people outside the house. Not only him, but also Qin Huairu dares not breathe, because Jia Dongxu stinks!

Although it was not Jia Dongxu who defecated in the hospital, he defecated on himself. Can you imagine the smell of shit on your body?

"Dongxu, what do you think we should do now?" Qin Huairu said, covering her nose. She couldn't help feeling a little panicked when she heard the third uncle calling her.

"What should I do? No problem! How can I know what to do? I remember that I didn't poop just now. I remember that I pooped when I got to the door. How come there is such a big shit in the yard? What should I do?" Jia Dongxu was terrified at this moment. First, he thought that his anus was out of control and he didn't even know he had pooped. Second, what the uncle said made him even more panicked. What if he let others know that he had pooped in the yard again? If the last time was an accident, what about this time? His reputation would be ruined.

The third uncle spoke for a long time but no one responded, so Su Xingchen, as a passionate young man, of course chose to help him. Su Xingchen covered his nose with one hand, walked to the third uncle and pointed at the pile of diarrhea at the door of the Jia family with his other hand.

"Uncle San, do you see that there is also one at the door?"

Yan Bugui and the people in the courtyard looked in the direction Su Xingchen pointed. Isn't it true? Although the mass was much smaller, it looked like it was done by the same person.

"Wow, how can you still pull someone's door?"

"That's right, who in this hospital is so wicked?"

"Oh, that's not right. That seems to be the Jia family. Do you think this is revenge against them?"

"Hey, don't tell me it's really possible. Who did they offend? They used such a despicable method."

"With Jia Zhangshi's behavior, don't we have to resort to this method to retaliate against them?"

"Who says it's not? But it stinks up the whole yard."

Su Xingchen heard the conversation of the people in the courtyard and couldn't help but think that their imaginations were really wild. Could it be that someone from the Jia family did it? Well, since I am a passionate young man, since no one knows, let me reveal the answer.

"Third Uncle, I think it would be better if we call out the people from the Jia family and ask them whether they have provoked others to come and seek revenge or what? No matter what, we have to find out what the reason is, right?" Su Xingchen would not let the Jia family go.

"Okay, I think your idea is good." Yan Bugui nodded, seeming to agree with what Su Xingchen said. Yan Bugui felt that he should have been nicer to Su Xingchen in the past. No one treated him as the third uncle before. Look, Su Xingchen kept calling him the third uncle and even gave him advice. Otherwise, he would say that he was a top student!

"Jia family, is there anyone here? All of you come out. I have something to ask you." The third uncle shouted at the Jia family.

"Dongxu, what should we do? The third uncle has already started calling us. Should we go out?" Qin Huairu asked Jia Dongxu.

"Go out? What do you mean by go out? Don't you think I'm embarrassed enough to go out now? You want to let the whole hospital know that I pooped in my pants? Let others know that you can't even hold your shit!" Jia Dongxu immediately vented all his anger on Qin Huairu. He had just thought about it several times and was sure that he definitely didn't poop on the road. There was only one possibility, that he really couldn't control his anus. What should he do at such a young age? Would he have to carry a diaper when he went out in the future? Wasn't this a joke? What Qin Huairu said immediately ignited Jia Dongxu's inner anger.

How could Qin Huairu know that he had begun to doubt himself? She didn't expect that just one of her words would make Jia Dongxu so angry.

Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, Yan Bugui said to Su Xingchen, "Is there no one at their house?"

"That's impossible. Qin Huairu told me today that the two people in her family were not feeling well. Later, I saw her go out with Jia Zhangshi and come back. She should be home now. Look, the lock on this door is not locked."

"Then there must be a problem. Is there anyone from your family in the Jia family who can come out immediately? The compound is going to hold a meeting on this matter now. If anyone in your family wants to come out immediately, don't hide in there. We will be lenient to those who confess, and we will be strict to those who resist!"

Just as everyone was looking at the front door of the Jia family, a voice was heard from behind: "Old man surnamed Yan, are you bullying us because our old Jia is gone? What are you doing at our door with all the people in the courtyard? Do you think we are easy to bully? Bully us because we have no one."