Siheyuan: All the birds want to die, I enjoy happiness

It goes without saying that the voice must be Jia Zhang. Everyone looked in the direction of the voice and found that it was indeed Jia Zhang.

At this moment, Jia Zhang was sweating as she walked through the crowd. Everyone backed away as she passed by because they smelled the same stench from Jia Zhang as the shit. Everyone immediately had a question in their mind: Could it be that she had pooped herself?

"Aunt Jia, how can you talk like that? I saw someone defecated in the yard, and also at the door of your house, so I came to ask. What do you mean I bullied you? Don't talk nonsense. These days you will be arrested for spreading rumors!" Yan Bugui pointed at Jia Zhang and said. After all, he was a scholar, so how could he tolerate the injustice done to Jia Zhang?

"If someone pooped in the yard, just go and investigate. What does it have to do with our family? Could it be someone from our family who pooped?" Jia Zhang said as she walked over here.

As she got closer, the stench came over her. Yan Bugui waved his hand and said, "Auntie, please stand there while we talk. There is also stench outside your house. We are wondering if you have offended someone. Are they here to seek revenge?"

"Bullshit, our family is well-known in this area, how could we offend others? Don't try to wrongly accuse us. If you ruin our reputation, all of you will have to pay us money." After Jia Zhang said this, the whole courtyard burst into laughter. Was Jia Zhang still asleep or hadn't taken her medicine? She could actually say such a funny thing.

Your family is famous for its good reputation? Whoever hears this will say it's wonderful. Jia Zhang is not only hated by everyone in the courtyard, but everyone in this courtyard knows that she is a shrew.

"Hey, look at what you said. I'm helping your family find out the truth, and you're not willing to do it? If you're not willing, then your family will have to clean up this mess." Yan Bugui thought that Jia Zhang was not only ungrateful but also blamed him, which was really hateful.

"That's right, last time they had a whole yard of poop, how could it be possible that we have to do it again this time?"

"Who said it wasn't? You said it couldn't be their family's poop again."

"I don't think so. Who was talking about revenge just now? I think it was their own family who did it!"

Jia Zhang listened to the people talking at once, and immediately turned around, put her hands on her hips and said to them directly: "Mother Kang, I remember every one of you. What do you mean it's our family's poop this time? Last time we just had diarrhea and food poisoning. It's definitely not our family's this time. If you dare to wrongly accuse me today, I will make my family Banggeng poop in front of your house one by one."

Hearing what Jia Zhang said, everyone felt sick. It's not that you, Jia Zhang, are really uncultured. We didn't say anything, but you are going to let your grandson poop in front of our house? Is this what a human being would do? You are really wicked. You actually thought of such a thing.

Jia Dongxu in the room was extremely nervous at the moment. Although he hated Jia Zhangshi during this period and even planned to send her back to Zhangjialou, she was very good at scolding people. No one in the whole courtyard could match her. He only hoped that Jia Zhangshi could scold everyone in the courtyard away, otherwise he would definitely be embarrassed today.

"Jia Zhang, you said it wasn't you who did it, I can barely believe it, but who knows if it was someone else in your family who did it? Look, there's still half a pile of shit at the door of your house, and the other half is probably in your house. Otherwise, go open your door and let us see, otherwise it will be difficult for us to obey you." Seeing that no one in the yard dared to say anything, Su Xingchen stepped forward and said. He understood that the people in the yard were afraid of what Jia Zhang said, after all, Jia Zhang was a bad person, and she said this because she really could do it. No one wants to wake up in the morning to find a pile of shit at the door, but sorry, Su Xingchen is not afraid.

"You little jerk named Su, why are you everywhere? I haven't settled the score with you for what happened before. Are you here to cause trouble for me again?" Jia Zhang immediately turned around and pointed at Su Xingchen and cursed.

"Hey, Jia Zhang, look at what you are saying. I'm just looking for the truth. You are so anxious now, could it be that someone in your family really did it?" Su Xingchen looked at Jia Zhang provocatively.

"How is that possible? But why should I let you into my house? What if something is lost in my house, who will pay for it?" Hearing what Jia Zhang said, many people in the courtyard burst into laughter. What valuable things could there be in your house? Could it be shit?

"We won't enter your house, we'll just take a look at the door, or you can call all the people in your family out." Yan Bugui said.

"No, you can look at my house if you want, but if it wasn't done by our family members, you have to pay me 10 yuan." Jia Zhang thought that Jia Dongxu was squatting in the toilet. How could she know that Jia Dongxu really pulled his trouser pockets?

After hearing what his mother said, Jia Dongxu's heart sank. It was all over now. He would not be cleared of all charges in this month.

"This..." Yan Bugui looked at Su Xingchen and hesitated to speak. He was unwilling to pay the 10 yuan.

Su Xingchen knew what he was worried about, so he took out 10 yuan from his pocket and handed it to Yan Bugui, saying, "Uncle, we'll open the door and let them out. If it's really not their family who did it, the 10 yuan will be given to him. Of course, if it's their family who did it, they'll clean the toilet for a whole year."

"Okay, Jia Zhang, you heard what Su Xingchen said. It's up to you whether you agree or not, but please leave the 10 yuan with me before you open the door." Yan Bugui said to Jia Zhang.

"Okay, I agree." Seeing Su Xingchen handing Yan Bugui ten yuan, her eyes almost turned green. This little boy actually had so much money. Sooner or later, she would have to extort more from him.

After saying that, Jia Zhang endured the pain from her chrysanthemums and went to open the door. But Jia Dongxu was desperately holding the door, and he never expected that Jia Zhang would come to open the door without warning, and he had no time to lock it.

Jia Dongxu whispered to Jia Zhang: "Mom, don't open the door. I pulled it. You must not open the door! If you open the door, my life will be ruined!"

Jia Zhang was still wondering why the door couldn't be opened when she heard what Jia Dongxu said. She was still pushing the door hard, but immediately lost her temper.

"Dongxu, you are not kidding me, are you? How could you poop in your pants? Did you poop in the yard too?" Jia Zhang asked in shock.

"Mom! Stop asking so many questions. Anyway, you can't open the door today! I don't want to sweep the toilet. If I open the door, I will be embarrassed and have to sweep the toilet. I can't stand it!" Jia Dongxu said in a low voice.

Of course, everyone had seen that Jia Zhang seemed to be talking to someone, but she was reluctant to open the door.