Xiaozhi's Pokémon Pigeon

In a very old Japanese house, a bald old man is sitting on the tatami with a samurai sword on his legs. This is the teacher, and he is teaching his new "apprentice":

"Charmander, you should already know the Death God's swordsmanship, fist, walking and ghost, right? Slash is the sword art, fist is white fighting, walking is the instant step, and ghost is the ghost art."

As the little Charmander listened to the old man's words, he had only one thought in his mind:

"Oh my god! Where the hell is this? Is this still China?"

But the old man ignored Charmander's confusion and continued speaking:

"After becoming the god of death, you need to kill 9,999 evil spirits to master a power called Bankai. Bankai means: Fire-breathing dragon. It's decided that you are the one!"

This isn't a Pokémon storyline!

The little fire dragon looked at the bald old man. This old man gave it a feeling that he was so unfathomable:

"Come on, the new captain who bears the name of the Shizue Nobuya 13th Squad, go protect this world!"

"Ji Ga!"

Charmander suddenly opened his eyes. What just happened should be a dream. He tried his best to move his body, but he couldn't move. Beside him were bottles of Pokémon infusions, and he didn't know what was inside.

"Ji Ga."

The little Charmander stood up and saw that there was a strange human lying next to him. He was wearing a red hat and carrying a green schoolbag. There were "z" stripes on his face and he looked silly.

At this time, Xiaozhi was beside Charmander's bed. He was supposed to be a caregiver, but he fell asleep because of sleepiness:

"I have tamed Charmander..."

The super newbie dreams about Pokémon.

Pokémon Centers are similar to hospitals. Some Pokémon Centers are very remote, while others are located within a radius of several miles, with several towns sharing one Pokémon Center.

The Pokémon Center where Xiaozhi and his friends are located is a combination of the former and the latter, that is, it is remote and the workload is heavy, there are few Miss Joys, and there is not even a single Pokémon Chansey to take care of it.

When Ash and Brock used high-speed movement to bring Charmander into the Pokémon Center, Miss Joy had no good ideas and had no choice but to use her last trick.

Miss Joy called Miss Joy at Vermilion City Hospital to prepare the "flying knife"! Xiaozhi, Xiaoxia and Xiaogang called home and spent an hour to collect the "flying knife fee". After another four or five hours, Charmander was finally pushed out of the operating room.

The medical levels in big cities and small places are completely different. No Miss Joy is willing to stay in a small place, and "flying knife" seems to be a bad habit that is strictly investigated, but in many cases it is the patient's last chance to get treatment.

What's funny is that those who make "flying knives" illegal often have the best medical facilities; those who strictly investigate medical and health issues always ignore local medical conditions; they don't raise Miss Joy's salary, but always demand fairness and integrity.

But none of that is relevant to this book.

Charmander was trying to move away from the bed on tiptoe, and he was afraid of waking up Xiaozhi, but his physical weakness still caused him to accidentally touch Xiaozhi:

"Charmander, you're not feeling well now!"

Xiaozhi woke up and rubbed his eyes.

"Ji Ga!" (I can't afford to pay for your life-saving money, but I won't owe you a favor. Sorry!)

Being abandoned twice has made Charmander timid. It is estimated that even if it evolves into Charizard, it will not disobey its trainer.

"Don't be ridiculous. I didn't save you for your reward or favor."

Xiaozhi walked to Charmander and sat down:

"To become a Pokémon Master is to become friends with Pokémon. My name is Satoshi, I'm from Pallet Town, and my goal is to become the world's number one Pokémon Master."

"Ji Ga!"

Charmander also sat on the bed and chatted with Xiaozhi.

"Are you interested in traveling with me?"

Xiaozhi asked Charmander.

"Ji Ga? Ji Ga..."

Speaking of Traveling Charmander, it is obviously in a bad condition. The failures in many battles have made it feel that it is a useless Pokémon. It should change its attributes and increase its racial value.

Become like Suicune.

"Are you saying you are useless again?"

Xiaozhi understood what Charmander meant. He placed his hand on Charmander's bald head:

"There are no useless Pokémon in this world (except Suicune), only incompetent trainers. My mother once told me the story of a Pallet Sprout..."

Xiaozhi decided to use the secret treatment method of Pallet Town on Charmander.

No injections or medicines are needed. Just sit and chat with him. This is called talk therapy:

"Mother Hanako said that at that time, that Bellsprout often lost to various Pokémon. Not only did it lose to the common Spearow and Pidgeot, it also lost to Charmander and even couldn't beat Stingray. However, that Bellsprout eventually led its trainer to become a trainer ranked around 1,000 in Kanto, defeating one powerful enemy after another."

This is the bedtime story that Hanako had told Satoshi before, but Hanako didn't tell Satoshi that the trainer with the trumpet sprouts was herself. The eighteen-year-old Hanako gave up her own path as a trainer for Satoshi and returned to Pallet Town to take over her parents' restaurant.

“Weak and strong are just definitions from other people’s mouths. Rather than being defined by others, it is better to be the best version of yourself.”

Xiaozhi put down the hand that was petting Charmander.

"Ji Ga..."

Charmander seemed thoughtful.

While Xiaozhi was communicating with Charmander, Xiaoxia was secretly hiding outside the door and watching Xiaozhi: This guy is really a trouble for her.

I don’t know how long Charmander and Satoshi chatted.

When a night passed and Misty opened her eyes again, she found that Satoshi and Charmander were no longer in the Pokémon Hospital.

Misty rushed out of the hospital, but saw Ash, who was now dressed neatly, standing outside the hospital. In front of him was Bulbasaur, and opposite him was Charmander. Pikachu next to him became the referee of this early morning trial.

"Bulbasaur uses Lightning Flash!"

Following Ash's command, Bulbasaur charged towards Charmander with all its might, while Charmander raised its claws.

Split!

Although this Charmander has not evolved, it has obviously reached the level where it can evolve.

The morning's sparring ended with Charmander swinging its claws towards Bulbasaur.

Charmander is in good shape.

"Ji Ga, Ji Ga!"

Charmander looked at Ash and expressed his wish, and Ash understood what Charmander meant: There will be no rivals ahead of us.

Xiaozhi quickly threw out the red and white ball. As the red and white ball shook three times, Xiaozhi turned his hat:

"I have captured Charmander!"

"P-Pikachu!"

Pikachu jumped out and raised his hands. He was also happy to have a new friend.

Although Xiaozhi obtained Charmander, he still felt that he was missing something.

I've got the Senju Seed from the Motou Village and the Blue Dye Rathalos from the Shizunobu Courtyard, but why do I feel like there should be one more Pokémon...

Let’s talk about two things at the same time, outside a small town.

"Musashi, Kojiro, it's been a long time since we last had food, meow."

Meow Meow walked weakly.

"Don't say such discouraging words, meow meow, as long as we get to the next town, I can successfully assemble the new machine!"

Kojiro said so.

"This time we have incorporated very advanced technology into the robot Meowth One. Pikachu's electric shock and Kentaro's impact alone are not enough to destroy Meowth One!"

Musashi was very proud.

However, as joy turned to sorrow, a deep pit appeared under their feet and the Rocket trio fell into the trap.

Outside the trap, five Squirrels wearing black glasses were laughing at the idiot who fell into their trap.

The leader in the middle, Squirtle, has the shiniest bald head and the most arrogant narrow-angle sunglasses:

"I'm the turtle king!" (Johnny, Johnny!)