Xiaozhi's Pokémon Pigeon

"It's the first day Master Yuan is away. I miss it..."

After leaving the Pokémon Hospital, Xiaozhi and his group were obviously not in a very enthusiastic mood this morning:

"A trainer can only carry six Pokémon?"

Xiaozhi was complaining, and although Xiaozhi usually didn't complain about problems, this time his complaints were very reasonable.

"That's impossible. If I want to use Bulbasaur in the tournament, I will have to exchange my existing Pokémon for Bulbasaur because I already have six. This is so troublesome. If I can bring all the Pokémon with me, can't I solve this problem?"

"So how do you plan to feed more than six Pokémon while traveling?"

Xiaoxia looked at him with sympathy for Xiaozhi's intelligence:

"It's normal for a novice trainer to have six Pokémon, but it's normal for many mature trainers to have more than ten or twenty Pokémon."

"Does it take an army of Pokémon to become a champion?"

Xiaozhi became curious and thought, since we already have an external brain, why should we think about difficult problems by ourselves?

Misty and Brock, please tell me how to become a champion with an army of Pokémon.

"Stop it, it's hard to explain these things with your intelligence!"

Xiaoxia rubbed her head. To be honest, she felt a little reluctant when Master Yuan was teleported back to the research institute by Professor Oak:

"To be honest, I'm a little uncomfortable with Master Yuan being teleported away. It's still so small, and Professor Oak is doing research and observing its habits. What if it gets scared?"

"That's right, so it's a stupid rule to only bring six Pokémon. How could the alliance that designed this rule be so stupid!"

Xiaozhi echoed Xiaoxia from the side.

"However, this alliance rule was designed by the champion of the first Quartz Conference, and all gym leaders agreed to it at the time. This should include the Cerulean Gym, right?"

Xiaogang (￣▽￣): I don’t know what you two are talking about. Anyway, I will just wait and see.

"Besides, parents will be worried after their sons leave home. You two should be new parents, so..."

Xiao Gang just mentioned this, and the next second Hua Lan Tie Quan helped him understand that trouble comes from the mouth.

"I'm not the father!"

Xiaoxia warned Xiaogang fiercely.

"understood……"

Xiaogang collapsed to the ground, his whole body numb.

After complaining, Xiaozhi regained his fighting spirit:

"Even though Master Madoka is going to Professor Oak's place, I can't lose my fighting spirit, right Pikachu?"

"Pickup!"

Pikachu thought Xiaozhi was right.

"Very good, Pikachu, let's start practicing Electric Speed ​​​​Up today!"

Ash took out Finn's notebook.

Pikachu turned his head and said: So you were waiting for me here?

Is Xiaozhi really a fool? Why does Pikachu think Xiaozhi's IQ must be 150?

"Let me see the secret of Dian Dian's acceleration..."

Xiaozhi opened the note:

"First, load the current onto your body, then push the ground with your feet, and then release the current, with a loud bang..."

what does this mean?

As the intellectual representative of the trio, Xiaoxia said she couldn't understand, and Xiaogang couldn't understand it even more.

“It’s that simple!”

However, Xiaozhi already had a general idea!

Xiaozhi suddenly sped up, and after running for a distance, he stayed where he was:

"Pikachu, release the concentrated electricity on your body, and then use Lightning Flash on me!"

Electric acceleration, isn't this just a stitched monster?

First remove the top half of Volt Attack, then attach Lightning Flash on top.

Ugh!

Electric acceleration was born.

It's easier said than done. Pikachu released the current from the electric sac on his body as Xiaozhi said, and then rushed towards Xiaozhi with all his strength:

"Pickup!"

boom!

Pikachu used Thunderbolt and Ash took damage, HP -1.

"No."

Xiaozhi took advantage of the situation and hugged Pikachu. He let Pikachu climb back onto his shoulders:

"Why did Pikachu's electricity disappear halfway through? It was just a flash of lightning."

As Xiaozhi was thinking about the problem, he and Pikachu fell into a deep pit without paying attention.

"It hurts! Who dug this hole?"

In the Pokémon world, there are still many people who answer questions, such as the Rocket trio:

"Jenny, Jenny!"

Squirtle Army.

The hit rate of the Squirtle Corps' traps has greatly improved recently. Originally, few people would fall into the deep traps, but in the past two days, there are often fools stepping into them.

For example, yesterday there was a man, a woman and a Meowth, and today there was this trainer and the yellow-skinned mouse.

"Jenny, Jenny, Jenny!" (This mountain is mine!)

"Jenny, Jenny, Jenny!" ("I'm the one who made this mistake!")

"Jenny, Jenny, Jenny!" ("Go through the pit!")

"Jenny, Jenny, Jenny!" ("Leave some berries!")

The four Squirtles wearing round-frame black sunglasses just finished their lines, and the last Squirtle wearing narrow-frame sunglasses made the final summary:

"Jenny!"

It was Squirtle who was going to become the turtle king, and now it needed money. As a turtle king who was well versed in human nature, it naturally had its own way of raising funds:

I, the Turtle King, want money!

"So what the hell are you five doing?"

Xiaozhi had already jumped out of the deep pit with Pikachu without knowing it: this pit was more than five meters deep, so for him, as long as he put down his backpack, it was not a problem to jump out standing still.

Xiaozhi has already done all the secret body-building methods of the Kame-ryu school, except for delivering milk and plowing the land.

The boss, Squirtle, was so scared that his glasses fell off when he saw Satoshi suddenly appear beside him, squatting down and touching his glans!

That’s a five-meter deep pit, five meters!

If you dig deeper, you can see well water.

Although Squirtle is afraid of people falling to their deaths, he made several cushioning devices with soft sand and leaves inside the pit. But if an ordinary person falls into such a deep pit, can he really jump out immediately?

What kind of Pokémon is this!

Squirtle didn't understand, but was greatly shocked.

And what about Xiaozhi?

His hands did not stop. The smooth bald head of Squirtle felt very good to him, so good that Xiaozhi once again felt blessed and uttered the famous quote that shocked the world of immortal cultivation:

"This boy is destined to be with me!"

"Jenny, poof!"

Although Xiaozhi felt that it was predestined, Squirtle certainly didn't think so. In its eyes, it was being toyed with by some kind of fighting-type humanoid Pokémon with extremely high stats. If it didn't fight back, how could it survive in the bandit circle? How could it become the man of the Turtle King?

Thinking of this, Squirtle was furious and became more and more angry. So what if Xiaozhi has a high racial value?

I want to be the king of turtles.

Squirtle uses the water gun!