Konoha's strength is supreme

Chapter 161 Let’s calm down with some fart candy

At dawn the next day, the little carriage started running bumpily again.

Naruto and Shizune sat together, opposite Tsunade, stroking Dodo's head.

Jiraiya was gagged, tied with hemp rope and thrown at the feet of the three of them.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooahoooooooooooooooooo oh senses senses for that. Then he ignored it.

Relying on the carriage, I began to catch up on my sleep.

After Jiraiya rolled up Naruto's clone with a quilt and escaped last night, Naruto released the clone according to Tsunade's instructions.

Jiraiya realized that he had been tricked and ran back to try to tie him up again.

Then Jiraiya was tied up.

Then Naruto could finally go back to his tent and sleep.

But maybe it was because of the shadow in my heart that I couldn't sleep all night.

He opened his mouth and breathed.

Naruto is so sleepy

As sleepiness gradually increased, Jiraiya twisted and kicked him.

Then Naruto woke up with a start.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Jiraiya stared at him and said something he couldn't understand at all.

Naruto felt very tired for a moment.

He replied: "Let me sleep for a while, please. I almost didn't sleep all night because of you last night."

Said and closed his eyes.

He felt a little sleepy, and just as Naruto was about to fall asleep, Jiraiya kicked him again.

The veins on Naruto's forehead throbbed.

When he opened his eyes again, he found that Jiraiya's gaze turned into a prayer.

Naruto had a guess in his mind and said to Shizune in a daze: "Sister Shizune, Lord Jiraiya probably needs to go to the toilet. Take him out for a walk."

Yoyo, you think I'm a dog, Jiraiya wants to bite someone.

Shizune's face turned red as her name was called on the other side.

He glared at Naruto, this was one of the three ninjas, and he actually said "Yoo"

Shizune didn't know what happened last night. She just felt that Jiraiya had been unlucky for eight lifetimes when he met Tsunade and Naruto, the master and disciple.

However, Naruto didn't look at her at all. He closed his eyes and swayed in a daze, looking really sleepy.

I had no choice but to look to Tsunade for help.

Tsunade laughed, and then said to Shizune: "Just listen to Naruto and take Jiraiya out for a walk."

Naruto didn't know what happened next.

He fell asleep and was already out in the sun when Shizune woke him up.

The four came to a small town.

Went down for lunch and then continued on our way.

On the carriage, Tsunade checked Naruto's body and praised: "Your recovery is very good. You will be able to use chakra again one day."

Naruto touched his bald head and asked worriedly: "What about the hair? Why do I feel like it hasn't grown at all?"

Tsunade raised her hand like a dolphin and stroked Naruto's head a few times. She patted Naruto's head with satisfaction and said, "Actually, the hair is quite cute even without long hair, just like the little monk in the Fire Temple." .”

Naruto's face instantly turned black into briquettes.

Tsunade comforted: "Don't worry, I will prepare a medicine to promote hair growth for you when we get back. I guarantee that the medicine will be very effective."

"By the way, medicine is also a knowledge that medical ninjas must master. I have a plant dictionary for you to understand."

Isn't the plant dictionary the one I have memorized?

Tsunade summoned a huge book from the storage scroll. Naruto looked inside the cover and knew it was the one he had read without even opening it.

He replied without interest: "I have read this book."

Tsunade didn't know what Naruto meant when he said he had seen it, and she thought Naruto refused to learn.

At that time, the teacher's power was greatly enhanced.

Yan Mingli said: "Chakra-based medical ninjutsu is not omnipotent. Many poisons can only be saved by understanding the toxicity and preparing antidotes, so basic herbal knowledge must be mastered."

Then he gave Naruto the dictionary.

Naruto said innocently: "But I've really finished reading it."

Tsunade said angrily: "What do you mean after you finish reading, you remember the medicinal properties of several plants? Just looking at the pictures is not enough."

When Jiraiya woke up, the rope around Naruto was untied.

Seeing that Naruto didn't want to read the dictionary, he was overjoyed and said desperately: "Naruto, if you want to be a medical ninja, you have to read a lot of boring things. But if you become a disciple of me, you don't have to read those things."

Tsunade glared at Jiraiya, who immediately shut up.

Tsunade said word by word: "Last night has passed. From now on, Naruto is my disciple. Even if he regrets, it won't work."

Then he thrust the dictionary into Naruto's hand again.

This time Naruto didn't push it back and started looking through it honestly.

But Naruto had long been accustomed to the scanner scanning one page at a time, so the dictionary was flipped through.

Tsunade was furious: "Look at each one carefully."

Naruto felt that this misunderstanding was too deep and he should say something.

So he handed the book to Tsunade, "Sister Tsunade, how about you test me and see that I have actually read it, I have read it all, I have read every word and every sentence."

I’ve read every word and sentence

Tsunade glanced at the huge book in her hand. To be honest, she had planned to read the book once, but she vomited when she read one-tenth of the way through it.

So when I heard Naruto's words, my first feeling was that I didn't believe it. Naruto was talking big words.

"Tell me about the medicinal effects of butterfly mushrooms."

What a coincidence. The little mushroom that can run away is still planted in a flower pot at his house.

So Naruto answered fluently.

Then the second, the tenth, the hundredth

Start taking the test at random, then flip through the dictionary to take the test, and then randomly select the pages of the dictionary to take the test.

Not a single one was wrong.

Tsunade and Shizune looked at Naruto with horrified expressions.

Jiraiya has no admiration and no horror, only the dead fish eyes of resentment

After proving a sufficient reserve of plant knowledge, Tsunade then tested the configuration rules of pharmacological combinations.

This time Naruto once again showed amazing ingenuity in making poisons, and the effect of his Little Golden Pill prescription and fart candy made Tsunade Shizune stunned.

But Shizune doesn’t really believe in the efficacy of fart candy

Questioned: "You said that the fart candy you prepared was extracted from the butterfly mushroom. The butterfly mushroom only has a drowsy effect. And you are wrong to say that the butterfly mushroom can walk. Although it is recorded in the dictionary that it can walk, that is wrong. record.

Shizune hesitated and said: "Naruto, you are not talking nonsense, are you? Medical ninjas can't just talk nonsense."

Who said that butterfly mushrooms can't walk? They can not only walk but also run.

Otherwise, he wouldn't have tied the legs of the little mushroom and planted it in the flowerpot.

But Naruto wasn't going to argue with Shizune, he was going to prove it with facts.

So he took out a strawberry-flavored fart candy wrapped in a red candy wrapper and gave it to Shizune.

Shizune took the candy and said, "You are bribing me with candy."

"Okay, I'll just do it this time. From now on, I won't be able to tell you any prescriptions that I haven't personally verified. It will be very embarrassing."

Naruto nodded obediently.

Then he watched Shizune eat the candy.

The medicine works quickly.

thirty seconds later

"Puff" was a very weak sound.

From the corner of his eye, Naruto saw Shizune blushing, but she didn't speak, pretending as if nothing happened.

then five seconds

There was a pause in the sound of "Puff, puff". It was obvious that he was holding it back for a while, but he couldn't hold it back and made a long sound.

But it's not loud either.

Shizune pretended that the fart was not my fault.

Naruto looked at the roof of the shed, pretending not to know what was happening.

I heard Jiraiya mutter, "I just mentioned strawberries, why did I smell strawberries?"

"Do I want to eat strawberries?"

Then: "Poof, poof, poof"

Pause twice, then a long sound

Tsunade and Jiraiya both looked at Shizune.

Shizune's face turned red.

But maybe because I was nervous, I didn’t connect the things together until I put another one, and I couldn’t help but put two more.

Her face was red and dripping with blood, and she could smell the smell of strawberries, and shouted to Naruto: "Naruto"

Naruto's face was also a little red at this time, but it was not from shame, but from holding in his breath.

He stuck his head out the window and let out a heart-wrenching laugh: "Ah ha ha ha ha ha."

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