Konoha's strength is supreme

There is a good saying.

It feels good to die for a while, but in the next moment, you are in the crematorium.

Naruto gave Shizune a fart candy on her front legs, and Shizune gave Naruto a medical ninjutsu on her back legs.

What is rushing?

It is the use of chakra medical ninjutsu. It converts chakra in the body into electrons to generate an electric field, and then penetrates into the body of the patient or enemy to disrupt the nervous system.

For patients, it can have a nerve paralyzing effect that blocks pain. For enemies, it can disrupt the nervous system and disrupt body coordination.

For example, you want to walk, but your fists are clenched. You want to punch, but your feet are raised.

Naruto's current state is the latter.

He wanted to laugh, but the response from his nerves was to cough so hard that his lungs almost came out.

In the end, he had no choice but to pinch himself, but instead he raised his hand and slapped him to the side.

Fortunately, this palm hit Shizune's chest firmly.

Tsunade didn't stop her, she was just watching the fun and was not afraid of the trouble, "Oh hoo"

Jiraiya was tilted by Tsunade and subconsciously said "oh".

Then the cute dolphin learned: "Oh hoo"

Shizune's eyes widened.

Naruto was so desperate that he subconsciously stopped his hand, but instead thrust his hand forward.

Even though Shizune had almost no breasts, she was still a girl.

After reacting, it was natural to give Naruto a counter-grab and an over-the-shoulder throw.

Then the newly repaired carriage broke a hole again with a "boom".

Naruto rolled off the ground so that he could land on his face.

Fortunately, when he wanted to raise his head, he kicked his foot down, and then Naruto's reaction force spiraled into the air, and then he didn't know how many 360-degree people sat on the ground.

stand up

Sorry I can't stand up

Naruto felt like he couldn't control his body at all.

Because he found that he couldn't even test what the order was.

When he tried to raise his head for the second time, he moved his hands.

When I tried to raise my head for the third time, my head hit the ground.

To put it simply, no matter what order is given to his nerve reflexes, his body will react randomly.

This sucks.

So Naruto lay down on the ground.

When the carriage stopped, someone came to rescue him.

Tsunade said to Shizune: "Quickly remove the ninjutsu from Naruto. Naruto is not well yet."

Although Shizune was unwilling to do so, she could not disobey Tsunade's order and roughly reorganized Naruto's nervous system.

Naruto breathed a sigh of relief and explained sincerely: "Sister Shizune, I really didn't mean it just now. I didn't want to mold your breasts. Besides, your breasts are not as big as Jiraiya. There is nothing to touch."

"Pfft" Tsunade squirted.

Jiraiya's face turned dark

Shizune's whole body turned black.

The next moment he hit again and rushed out.

However, Naruto was on guard. Although his body was not completely healed and he could not use chakra, Naruto's physical strength was also extremely strong.

Therefore, he nimbly dodged Shizune's palm.

He continued sincerely: "I really didn't mean it."

Shizune placed her left hand in front of her body, revealing a hidden weapon with several syringes. She pulled an elastic cord with her right hand, and then "duh duh duh"

Several flying needles appeared in a fan shape like Naruto's attack.

Naruto's power exploded again, and the Eight Gates of Dunjia could not be opened. Naruto's vision was no different from ordinary people.

Therefore, it is impossible to capture the trajectory of the concealed weapon with the naked eye.

However, Naruto could judge the path of the hidden weapon based on the direction of the pinhole of the hidden weapon in Shizune's hand.

Once again, he evaded flexibly.

Five minutes later, Shizune saw that Naruto was helpless and finally stopped.

Tsunade reconciled: "Okay, Naruto, hurry up and give the antidote to Shizune."

Shizune's desperate fart crash sound effect has not stopped at this time, and there is also an increasingly rich strawberry flavor.

Shizune also looked at Naruto. She was so embarrassed that a girl had farted so many times and she already wanted to find a place to bury herself.

However, Naruto scratched his head and said with a smile: "There is no antidote."

For a moment, Tsunade's eyes widened, and Shizune was once again on the verge of collapse.

Tsunade remedied: "The effect of the medicine will soon wear off."

Naruto blinked and whispered: "The medicine won't last long, only twenty-four hours."

His voice became smaller and smaller as he saw that Shizune could no longer bear it and ran away again.

Fortunately, Tsunade stopped Shizune in time and avoided a human tragedy.

Then he said to Naruto: "Then there is still that medicine, right?"

The effect of Naruto's medicine was really too bad, and he couldn't let a girl fart for twenty-four hours straight.

Even if it doesn't stink, I still want to die.

So we have to prepare an antidote quickly.

Naruto touched the storage ninja tool on his right wrist with his left hand, and then a candy appeared in Naruto's hand.

"This one tastes like durian, either"

Durian

The corner of Shizune's mouth twitched, and there was a trace of happiness in her heart. Fortunately, Naruto didn't give him durian-flavored food, otherwise he would have committed seppuku.

Tsunade nodded.

Naruto tossed the candy over.

As a result, Dolphin didn't know what was going on in his head, so he jumped up and swallowed the candy in one gulp.

wanna play

"Bang" pigs don't hold back farts.

Therefore, this fart sound is extremely loud

Also accompanied by the smell of durian

"Bang bang" was a single sound and then changed to a double sound.

It's a hearty experience when it collapses.

There's also yellow smoke coming out.

The yellow smoke spread into the horse's nose, and the horse also started to smoke.

Naruto was so excited that he subconsciously held his breath when he saw the yellow smoke again.

In addition, the wind direction was blowing from Naruto to the front, so he escaped a disaster.

Jiraiya was not so lucky, and he didn't know if it was out of curiosity, so he smelled it and pinched his nose.

But it no longer mattered that he pinched his nose, what mattered was that he smelled it, and so the trio sounded.

No, the quartet, and the coachman.

Tsunade and Naruto, the only ones who survived, jumped onto the tree and said with a horrified look on their faces: "You fart candy is still contagious."

Naruto breathed carefully and replied: "Maybe the durian-flavored candy is a special candy, and the catalytic gas produced by it is a bit too much."

Tsunade nodded, feeling that this should be the case.

"puff"

Well, what's the sound?

Naruto looked at Tsunade and asked, "Sister Tsunade, you farted just now."

Tsunade blushed: "I didn't"

However, the second sound sounded.

After finishing it, Tsunade was also poisoned.

Naruto ran away.

Tsunade stood blankly on the tree for a long time, shouting at the top of her lungs: "Naruto, please come back to me and I will clean up the house."

How dare Naruto stop and run so fast without looking back?

He muttered: "It's over, it's over. Sister Tsunade is also offended. I feel like this Konoha won't come back, so she might as well rebel against the village."

But even if Naruto can use chakra, he is not necessarily as fast as Tsunade.

Now Naruto is still at the stage where he cannot use chakra and can't run away.

As soon as he ran out three trees, he was caught by Tsunade.

Then he held Naruto upside down by his feet and lifted him in his hands.

With watery eyes and a pitiful face, Naruto begged for mercy: "Tsunade-sister, I was wrong, please forgive me once."

Tsunade smiled coldly: "Since I've been tricked too, you can't run away."

He said and lifted Naruto up behind Dodo's butt.

Naruto held his breath, but how long could he hold it in?

Finally breathed.

He took advantage of the time when Dodo was not farting, but he didn't know Dodo was waiting for him. There was a loud "bang" and Naruto was sprayed yellow.

The stench hit my nose and I almost foamed at the mouth.

Thirty seconds later, Naruto couldn't help but start farting.

"bu"

The pig next to him cooperated with satisfaction: "Bang"

Tsunade: "Pfft"

Mute: "Puff, puff"

Jiraiya: "Bang"

Horse: "Bang bang bang bang"

The groom raised his buttocks: "Pfft"

Everyone got on the carriage, and a puff of yellow smoke rolled across the carriage.

The weasel lying beside the grass took a sip, and then said "bang".

Collapse into the rabbit nest behind you.

The rabbit fell down foaming at the mouth.

Rabbit: This fart is poisonous