Druid in Marvel

Alvin sat on the edge of a makeshift rugby field, holding a bottle of whiskey and bumping into a couple of armed referees.

Watching several referees who were dressed more "safely" than the players, they put whiskey into their mouths through the gaps in their helmets and took a swig...

Alvin smiled and said: "Guys, you are professionals, you can't let these aliens see our jokes.

You must establish authority in the first game and let them understand that rugby is not a violent sport, but a battle of intelligence and body. "

A middle-aged referee looked at Alvin through his helmet and said, "Mr. Tomahawk, if things get out of control, you will control them, right?

I just finished paying off my house loan this year, and I just got married in February.

It would be stupid if I got killed for throwing a yellow flag! "

Alvin pulled Dr. Banner, who was a little uncomfortable, looked at the frightened referees, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, with Dr. Banner here, those guys don't dare to mess around.

If I saw any danger, I would stop the game and have Dr. Banner go in and beat them to a pulp. "

Several referees looked at the gray-haired and honest middle-aged Dr. Banner. They looked at each other, looked at Alvin nervously and said, "Can you call our insurance company to increase the insurance limit?

We have never officiated a game between devil and god in our lives...

In fact, we can stay in front of the live camera and let this Dr. Banner enforce the law. We can provide off-field assistance. "

Alvin looked at the timid referees with disgust and said, "Guys, at least you have to try.

Otherwise those aliens will laugh at us.

There is a live TV broadcast today. You must support the face of the earth and teach the aliens the rules of the court.

Today you are God. Anyone who dares to offend you will beat their shit out. "

As he spoke, Alvin pushed several referees and let them enter the field...

As the only three earthlings on the court today, the appearance of the three referees aroused warm applause from the sidelines.

The stands of the small temporary stadium were filled with local residents, as well as stars based in Northern Europe.

The moment the three Earth referees appeared, fierce applause resounded throughout the audience.

Several referees looked up and saw their own figures appearing on the big screen on the top of the court. They walked to the court bravely and waited for both sides of the game to enter.

The stadium DJ played intense rock music, and just when people thought players would appear, a group of scantily clad succubi ran out of the players' tunnel.

Honey-colored skin, a charming face, a busty figure that couldn't be restrained by tight clothes, and a big wave covering the small horns on her head.

The most damning thing is that these succubi didn't even wear safety pants and just jumped onto the court.

All the male creatures on the entire court took a breath of cold air, and the temperature in Northern Europe seemed to have risen a few degrees.

These succubi seemed to enjoy the feeling of being watched. If Prince Boer hadn't warned them before going on stage that they were absolutely not allowed to take off their clothes, this would be a different story.

The female celebrities sitting in the stands didn't know whether it was out of jealousy or because they really couldn't stand the coquettish looks of these succubi. All members of the Kardashian family stood up and led the people around them to boo. .

As if to protest, how can there be a female with a bigger butt than her own in this world?

Alvin looked at Dr. Banner and his eyes followed the hem of the succubus' skirt. He shook his head in a funny way and said, "Brother, you have a girlfriend. Are these succubi something you can care about?"

If you really like it, the succubi in the Witcher Bar are relatively safe..."

Dr. Banner touched his nose awkwardly and said, "I'm just curious. These succubi seem to be prettier than those in the Witcher Bar..."

"Of course, according to hell's standards, these are all ladies supported by nobles, and those in the Witcher Bar are poor girls from the countryside."

As he spoke, Alvin looked at Dr. Banner as if he were a ghost, and said, "You have actually been to the Witcher Bar? Otherwise, how do you know which ones are better looking?"

Dr. Banner smiled shyly and said, "Betty is very curious about those succubi, so I accompanied her to visit them several times."

After hearing this, Alvin smiled and whistled, and said, "Then you have to be a little more careful. Succubi are all two-way plugs. Don't get your girlfriend involved."

Dr. Banner stared and said, "No way?"

As soon as Alvin looked at Dr. Banner's expression, he knew that something strange must have happened. He looked at the man sympathetically and said, "If a succubus accompanies my girlfriend to the bathroom, I will definitely follow... …”

Dr. Banner said incredulously: "No way?"

Seeing that the Hulk was about to appear, Alvin smiled and said: "I'm just kidding, the succubus in the bar are all good demons with eyes.

But if other succubi do this, remember to knock their heads off. "

When Alvin and Dr. Banner were joking, those succubi detonated the entire stadium with intense music. Men laughed and women cursed, making the entire stadium a mess.

Odin, who was in the Asgard rest area not far away, let out a heroic laugh, took out a handful of large bills, scattered them on the court, and whistled at the succubi.

Loki held a handful of tissues and used magic from time to time to turn the tissues into large amounts of cash and handed them to Odin to top up the money.

Alvin looked at Odin's wild and skillful appearance, cursed "old man", and then turned to look at the player tunnel.

A group of red-skinned demons about 2 meters tall, wearing blood-red armor, ran out slowly.

The soul breath of the outside world makes these demons extremely excited, as if taking a deep breath will allow them to complete the advancement.

But when these excited demons saw the photogenic figure on the sidelines, these demons who had witnessed the Manhattan Tomahawk killings felt like they had been poured cold water on their heads, and the aura of their souls became less sweet.

Alvin looked at the well-proportioned and muscular high-level demons. He grinned and made a gesture of slitting the throats of these handsome guys.

Seeing that the arrogance of these demons immediately dropped, Alvin nodded with satisfaction.

When Devils quarterback Prince Bol came on the field, Alvin, despite the boos from the audience, dragged the guy who was causing trouble for him and said unhappily: "If you don't take care of your people, I will Kill you!

If your people cause any trouble, I'll kill you too! "

Bol looked aggrievedly at the stands around the stadium. The woman had an argument with the man because of the appearance of the succubus, and the man had an argument with the woman because of the appearance of the devil.

Spreading his hands in front of Alvin, Bol said aggrievedly: "Boss, I just want the scene to be more lively. This is not our problem."

Alvin looked at several girls on the sidelines holding Bol's support signs, raising their middle fingers and yelling loudly at himself, the "big villain", asking him to let go of their prince.

Holding Bol's neck and punching him in the abdomen, Alvin made a protest expression towards the girls who covered their mouths and screamed.

Pushing the embarrassed Bol onto the court, Alvin rushed to the sidelines and exchanged a few words with those idiots who regarded the devil as their idol.

Facing the fight between the idiot fans, Mr. Tomahawk turned around angrily, picked up a bucket of drinks, and gave them a cold shower with Gatorade, hoping to make them sober.

Alvin's rude actions were shown on the big screen, causing a crowd of men to cheer and women to boo.

He didn't care about this, instead he raised his middle finger to the stands and loudly greeted the stupid girls who didn't regard demons as dangerous creatures with swear words.

Jimmy Fatron in the broadcast room felt that he was destined to become rich, so he ordered the cameras to chase the succubi who always liked to raise their legs, and spread these restricted scenes all over the world.

Then he picked up the walkie-talkie and said to the stadium DJ: "Use music to urge the Asgard team to come on stage in three minutes."

The director looked at the picture on the surveillance camera in front of him, and he said to Jimmy Fatron with a little worry: "Boss, is this okay?

We are a public television station, not an adult cable TV station. What if there are complaints? "

Jimmy Fatron grinned his big white teeth and said proudly: "How is that possible?

Those demons are guests. We must respect their traditions and code them under their skirts. That is discriminating against them.

It's a lot more exciting than the Super Bowl halftime show, man, trust me, you're going to get a promotion when you get back. "

After hearing this, the director picked up the communicator and said: "Camera No. 4 turns down and shoots from bottom to top. Camera No. 6 takes a close-up. Mark each succubus and don't miss any of their actions."

Just when Jimmy Fatron and the director were immersed in the dream of prosperity, the sky suddenly remembered thunder, and large swaths of thunder and lightning swept horizontally across the sky of the stadium.

A group of Valkyries riding Pegasus descended from the sky...

They flew around the stadium twice and then landed in front of the succubus. Dozens of Pegasus horses suddenly raised their front hooves and neighed violently, causing the succubus to step back a few meters in panic and almost fall to the ground. .

Dr. Banner looked at the leading Valkyries. He touched his chin and said, "There seem to be a few familiar faces there."

Alvin shook his head in a funny way and said, "Those are Giselle and Sif. How did this little racing girl become a Valkyrie?"

Looking at Giselle wearing a bronze breastplate, battle skirt, iron boots, bronze wrist guards, and headdress, revealing a pair of long legs.

Alvin couldn't help but whistle and said with a smile: "Asgard's cheerleading team is of good quality. I was worried that these Valkyries would kill those succubi when they came up, but now it seems there is no problem.

People in Asgard still know how to entertain..."

As the Valkyrie appeared, a team of Asgardian players wearing golden armor ran out of the tunnel, and their quarterback, Prince Thor, descended from the sky holding a special-effect thunder ax...

After waving the tomahawk and roaring loudly in front of the excited audience around him, Thor threw the tomahawk hard towards the rest area.

Loki stretched out his hand to catch the battle axe, but was blown up by the huge force, and hit the wall below the stands together with the battle axe.

After a few hard attempts, Loki straightened his clothes and walked back to the rest area pretending that nothing happened.

Alvin looked at the three referees as if they had forgotten what he was supposed to do. He blew a sharp whistle and waved vigorously to signal them to organize two teams to guess sides.

This kind of competition is so fucked up!

Alvin has tried his best to allow the members of the Hungry Wolves to compete in a normal environment.

Limit height, limit weight, limit magic equipment, and most importantly, use rules to limit the abuse of force.

That's why he brought Banner here today. He was going to personally teach the demons and berserker rules when the referees couldn't control the situation.

Giselle and Sif led the team to drive back the bitchy succubi, and then urged the horses to the sidelines amid the cheers of the ladies.

When passing by Alvin, this long-legged beauty looked down at Alvin and said, "Long time no see, Principal Alvin!"

Alvin pushed his chin and took his eyes away from Giselle's big white legs.

Looking at the smiling Giselle, Alvin said with a smile: "You look very handsome today, how is your work as the Asgard Valkyrie?

How is the salary there? Is there any insurance or anything like that? "

Giselle pursed her lips and said with a smile: "Sif and I went to other planets to put down several interesting rebellions...

It turns out that there are other planets in the solar system that have life. Although they look strange, they are very interesting. "

As she spoke, Giselle hammered her breastplate and said with a smile: "Thank you for your magic equipment, it allowed me to pass the Valkyrie exam.

Even Frigga praised me as a qualified Valkyrie! "

Alvin waved his hand indifferently, motioning for Giselle to get out of the way, and said: "Beauty, qualified is not a good word!

You'd better get out of here quickly, I'm still guilty, and talking pleasantly to any woman is a grave sin.

You'd better stay away from me, your new boss, the Queen of Asgard, is not someone easy to talk to! "

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