Druid in Marvel

Alvin had many ideas in his mind about the regular football match between demons and gods.

However, the first formal contact between the two teams after kick-off triggered a yellow flag, and then the first half was filled with yellow flags.

Players from both teams obviously prefer beating the other team's players to playing football.

Thor tried hard to control the game, but when he was flanked by two demons and almost spit out the whiskey he drank in the morning, the whole game was on the verge of losing control.

Watching a big Asgardian man holding a demon's shoulders with both hands, he used a fierce headbutt to shatter the helmets of both sides and crush their noses by the way.

Alvin looked at the three referees on the sidelines who were waving yellow flags like fools. He covered his head and said helplessly: "Guys, you have to go up and guide them and let them understand that this is not a gladiatorial arena but a competition field."

A middle-aged referee numbly threw a yellow flag and said in a voice that only he could hear: "Asgard unsportsmanlikely retreated 8 yards..."

After finishing speaking, the middle-aged referee wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, looked at Alvin and said: "Sir, I will never let myself enter the arena again.

I was almost killed just now...

But this is actually not bad, people may be more willing to watch an alien gladiatorial battle. "

Alvin shook his head helplessly and shouted to Thor loudly: "Beat them, didn't you drink milk today?"

After shouting, Alvin glanced at the stands that seemed to be having a collective orgasm with a compassionate expression. He said to Dr. Banner beside him: "Is this how Rome will perish?

Human cruelty is beyond my imagination..."

When Alvin was talking nonsense, an unlucky demon flew in front of him with its jaw broken.

"Oh!"

Dr. Banner looked at the demon, holding his jaw that was broken into several pieces, screaming and rolling on the ground. He screamed in sympathy, and then faced the Asgard who seemed to be unwilling to rush forward to kill the demon. The Berserker gave a thumbs up.

He glanced at Odin, who was not far next door, waving his arms feverishly, signaling the berserker warriors to use more force...

Dr. Banner sighed and said: "The Colosseum is the appropriate venue for this kind of game. This bastard Thor has caused big trouble for the Wolves.

It's inappropriate to kill alien friends on live television...

How can we make them remember that this is just a game? "

Alvin watched as a tall demon lifted an Asgardian berserker and slammed his lower back onto his knees.

Listening to the crisp sound of "click", Alvin covered his head and said helplessly: "If it doesn't work, just stop this damn game and send them all to the front line to fight is the right thing to do."

As he spoke, Alvin summoned the "Corpse Vine" and "Golden Vine" and asked them to watch the benches of the two teams respectively to prevent a scuffle among the substitutes. They wanted to wait for these energetic people, as if they were taking steroids. The soldier who had eaten had calmed down and was thinking of a solution.

Just as the scope of the battle on the field expanded, it was about to spread to the sidelines.

A group of skeleton warriors in referee uniforms put down their swords and rushed into the stadium waving yellow flags.

The two leading skeleton heroes were very good at fighting. As soon as they rushed into the field, they separated several pairs of opponents who were rolling together. Then the referee team behind them swarmed up and used more fierce fists to teach these guys how to fight. Be a good player.

The queen's army was still a deterrent. Asgard's berserkers were the first to surrender, because the first guy to resist was swarmed by a group of skeletons and beaten several times.

A crazy demon smashed the head of a skeleton, but was dragged to the sidelines by a group of skeletons and chopped off the demon horns on the head with a chainsaw.

The devil's heartbroken look was like a shot of sedative, finally making the scene peaceful.

Everyone watched as Hela, holding a staff, slowly walked to Alvin's side, and showed no reaction to Odin's dissatisfied roar.

That kind of disowned look and extremely cold temperament made the whole audience take a breath of air, and finally burst into cheers.

Alvin watched Odin grabbing Loki's neck and furiously preventing himself from rushing over...

He secretly held Hela's hand and said with a smile: "Beauty, you should have appeared earlier. Without you, who can control the situation?"

Hela glanced sideways at the "cowardly" Alvin, and then waved her staff to direct the referee skeletons to separate the two sides.

Then the domineering queen looked at the three frightened referees and said: "Tell them how rugby should be played?

Anyone who disobeys will be killed! "

Several referees turned to Alvin for help, and one unfortunate guy said in a broken tone: "Sir, this is unrealistic, those guys can kill us with one finger.

You should find some more powerful referees, such as Dr. Banner, who is a suitable candidate. "

After hearing this, Alvin folded helplessly.

He spread his hands and said, "Then first we have to understand the rules. Do you think we are the kind of people who understand the rules?"

As he spoke, Alvin looked at the timid expressions of several referees. He shook his head helplessly, thrust a communicator into the referee's hands, and said, "Okay, I'll find a few reliable guys to be referees. Come on. Coaching from the sidelines.

You fools gave up an opportunity to go down in history..."

…………

The Queen of Asgard's intervention brought the game to a standstill. After Shang-Chi defeated several berserkers and demons in referee uniforms, he led his assistant Pietro and a team of skeleton warriors to form a powerful referee team to let the game go. Entered the normal track.

Shangqi, who knows nothing about the game, will violently stop the game and throw a yellow flag whenever he hears the regular referee blowing the whistle from behind.

If there is anyone who is not convinced, he will get a beating.

"Hanshan" has cultivated Shangqi to a deep level, and his whole body is filled with extremely domineering power.

After several conflicts, this "Mr. Referee" established a very high level of authority on the field. Even if it was a misjudgment, no one dared to challenge him anymore.

Seeing Thor finally catch the ball for the first time at the quarterback position, Alvin smiled and breathed a sigh of relief, looked at Hela beside him, and said: "What would I do without you?

That old man Odin is simply crazy. If you weren't here, I wouldn't be able to control the situation at all. "

Hela, who had been staring at the court, had a happy line on her lips.

Even though she knew that Alvin was trying to make herself happy, Hela still felt very happy.

Feeling Alvin secretly scratching her palm with his fingers, Hela lightly stepped on Alvin's foot, like a noble lady who had been sexually harassed, protesting the principal's unspoken rules with her big eyes.

Unfortunately, several accidentally damaged cameras nearby exposed Her Majesty's true thoughts.

Alvin had the courage of a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water. He took Hela’s hand and waved around. After attracting a burst of boos, he said with a smile: “I have become used to ‘death’ recently!

It doesn't matter if you die a few more times. The most important thing is that you have to be happy, even if it's just for a few moments. "

Hearing what Alvin said was pitiful, Hela rolled her eyes and said, "Then I'll go to the TV station to fix the camera."

Alvin smiled dryly and hugged Hela's waist, and said: "Don't be like this, Fox is pregnant now, let's make do with each other, otherwise how will we live in the future?"

As he spoke, Alvin said with a helpless smile: "I can't even satisfy two beauties at the same time. Am I the worst 'successful person'?"

Hela arched her body back, letting herself lean comfortably into Alvin's arms, and said softly: "You have done enough, so much that people will always forget that you are the best warrior. "

Alvin kissed the top of Hela's head nonchalantly and said, "I'm sure it doesn't matter. If people could forget about my power and just pay attention to my scandals and gossip, maybe it would make it easier for me."

Hela commanded several skeletons and knocked down several berserkers on the Asgard bench who had stepped into the field with one foot.

Letting Alvin endure Odin's curses, Hela smiled happily and said: "I'm going to try on the finished wedding dress tomorrow. You come with me to see it."

Alvin was stunned for a moment, then said with a smile: "No problem, I will find a way to stagger the time between you and Fox's designer. I thought the wedding dress could only be displayed at the last minute.

It’s actually good to have a look in advance!

I have to see what the heck it is that takes months to prepare? "

As Alvin looked at the cheering crowd around him, he said with emotion: "This unfortunate match has increased the cost of weddings around the world by a huge amount.

If men start to be unable to find wives in the future, we will all be the least innocent snowflakes in the avalanche. "

As Alvin spoke, his phone rang...

Looking at Stark's name above, Alvin answered the phone and said, "Brother, what's the matter with you?"

Stark gloated on the other end of the phone: "If I were you, I would let go of the Queen. Do you think it will be fine if the TV cameras bypass you?

Today there are nearly 10,000 people watching the game on the sidelines with their mobile phones, and images of you and the Queen are being circulated on social media. "

Speaking as if Stark had discovered something particularly funny, he gloated: "Several American women's rights organizations are preparing to launch a march to denounce your shameless behavior.

You must carry it through. Whether the FHM can have more freedom in the future depends on your performance, haha..."

After hearing this, Alvin's arms around Hela tightened, and then he said helplessly: "This is the trouble of being a celebrity, it's so difficult for me!"

Stark laughed and said: "Norman Osborn and I are in the new sky town built by the Wolves. Oh, the prices here are not cheap.

Come quickly and ask little Ginny to give me the best discount..."