The sick life of a pirate

"This bastard is crazy"

The dazzling amount of money on the reward order almost blinded Fu Nuo.

This amount may not be a big deal in the context of the Grand Line, but he is currently in the West Sea. Even if the four sea areas of east, south, west, and north are added together, a bounty of 8000 million can be said to be frighteningly high.

After all, judging from the original work, the so-called weakest sea area in the East China Sea, 3000 million is already an extremely high reward; even if other sea areas are stronger than the East China Sea, except for those like Capone Beki who just became pirates and were immediately offered a reward of 7000 With the exception of Wan Bailey's individual case, if he has more than 4000 million, he is already a well-deserved big pirate.

"Hahahaha, you look so ugly when you squint your eyes~~"

"Go, go, play with shit."

Fu Nuo waved his hand and pushed the troublesome old drunkard aside, looking at the reward order in his hand with a gloomy expression.

Since he would be offered such a high reward, there was no doubt that his bedmate was behind it, but Fu Nuo couldn't figure out how Lieutenant Colonel Lulani did it.

Although this was not the first time a bounty was offered, the bounty was directly increased to 7000 million Baileys, as if he had provoked some big shot. Lenny was obviously not that big shot, otherwise he might have been caught before he even climbed into his wife's bed. Chopped alive.

But after carefully thinking about what he had experienced, Fu Nuo didn't realize that he had offended any big shot. He couldn't have slept with the wives of the three generals in his body.

"Well, they have wives."

The corners of Fu Nuo's mouth twitched slightly, and with a glance from the corner of his eye, he saw the newspaper he had thrown aside.

He picked up the newspaper and flipped through it, hoping to find some clues.

Originally, Fu Nuo didn't have much hope. After all, there were only so many newspapers in total. It would be difficult for a small person like himself to be published in it.

But Fu Nuo actually saw himself in this newspaper.

Michel Funo, the captain of the West Sea Funo Pirates, brutally murdered the former rear admiral and naval school instructor.

Although it is not a news page, this headline is also very eye-catching, as if it has been deliberately enlarged.

Under the title, there were two photos side by side. One of them was Fu Nuo who was on the bounty order, and the other photo made Fu Nuo's mouth twitch and he glanced at the man squatting in the cabin and defecating not far away. The old drunkard looked at the photos in the newspaper again.

Although he is much younger, if you compare it carefully, you can still see some traces of the old drunkard on the face of the majestic middle-aged man in the photo.

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As if he found Fu Nuo looking at him, the old drunkard laughed strangely, stretched out his hand to fish it out, and threw a piece of shit over.

"Old Drunkard"

Fu Nuo dodged without looking back, avoiding the hidden weapon thrown by the old drunkard.

"Now I'm really going to be tricked to death by you."

If nothing else, Fu Nuo really has the urge to throw this guy overboard.

"Hee hee hee hee~~~"

The old drunkard looked at Fu Nuo's face as black as the bottom of a pot and grinned, as if he was very happy with Fu Nuo's reaction.

"Hey, it's useless to tell you."

Fu Nuo shook his head, lowered his head and continued to read the newspaper in his hand.

Under the two photos is a eloquent article, which mainly introduces the life achievements of the old drunkard. He talks about how great this old man is. He probably fought hard all his life, never married, and cultivated countless talents for the navy. .

Later, it was said that the old man missed his hometown after retiring, so he was sent back to his hometown in the West Sea by the Navy Headquarters. He originally hoped that he could enjoy his old age in his hometown, but he never thought that this would harm this great old young general.

"Michel Fourno, 19 years old, was born in the town of Ruhr in the West Sea. According to Lieutenant Colonel Lenny, the person in charge of the town of Ruhr, he is extremely ruthless and has been highly valued by the navy in the town of Ruhr. Hahahaha .”

highly valued

You are really telling lies with your eyes wide open. If you took it seriously, why would you wear a cuckold?

The following introduction made Fu Nuo have the urge to rush back to Ruhr Town to fight Lenny.

"Michel Funot is lustful, but his preferences are very special, and he especially likes to seduce married women."

The long and eloquent article basically describes how lustful Fu Nuo is, how he likes to seduce good young women, is good at dealing with women with his eloquent tongue, kills people and forcibly possesses young women, etc. Fu Nuo clearly understands this.

How awesome I used to be.

At the end, there was a warning from the Navy Headquarters and a pursuit order for Fu Nuo.

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After reading the entire report, Fu Nuo's face can be said to have gone from red to purple, from purple to black.

"You are so ugly~~ The person next to you is so handsome, so handsome."

The old drunkard came behind Fu Nuo at some point, put his hands on Fu Nuo's shoulders, and looked at the newspaper in Fu Nuo's hand with curiosity.

Fu Nuo came back to his senses and smelled the stench coming from his shoulders, and the veins on his forehead suddenly bulged.

"Old drunkard, your brother Fu will fight with you today."

Before he finished speaking, Fu Nuo pulled the old drunkard's arm and wanted to throw the old guy who wiped shit everywhere into the sea, but after thinking about it carefully, he jumped into the sea himself.

No matter how powerful he was before, he is just an old man who has been corroded by time after all. Although he can still climb a hundred-meter cliff with his bare hands, Fu Nuo does not dare to torment this old man too much.

After washing his shoulders carefully and holding the old drunkard's hand, Fu Nuo climbed onto the boat.

"What's this called?"

Looking at the old drunkard with a silly smile and a cheerful look on his face, Fu Nuo smiled bitterly and said, "If I had known it would become so troublesome, I shouldn't have pulled you on board in the first place."

But it's too late to say anything.

Not to mention that the old drunkard now has no way to stand up and clarify. Even if he did, the Navy Headquarters would not be able to openly slap him in the face and take back the reward order.

However, at the same time, Fu Nuo also vaguely understood why he was being offered such a high reward.

I dare not say anything else. After all, once the news of him killing the rear admiral is spread, it will inevitably cause many pirates who want to be famous to follow suit, which will touch the bottom line of the navy.

How can a navy that can't even guarantee the safety of its soldiers in their old age attract people to join?

So

Fu Nuo must die

Only by sending a warning to the whole world through Fu Nuo's death will the unscrupulous pirates on the sea not follow Fu Nuo's example.

"If you think about it this way, my current situation is very bad."

Since he wanted to give a warning, he would definitely put himself in touch as quickly as possible. The navy in the entire West China Sea might even have begun to search for him, and it was not just the navy that was a threat to Fu Nuo.

A bounty of 8000 million is enough to drive those pirate hunters who make a living from hunting pirates crazy.

Thinking of this, Fu Nuo couldn't help but cover his face: "Greenie, you deserve to have my wife sleep with me."

"Wow~~ Such a big steamed bun, there is such a big steamed bun on the sea."

The old drunkard's crazy words came out, making Fu Nuo's face darken: "Old drunkard, don't mess with me now or I'll put shit in your mouth. I'll give you the steamed buns. Let's just wait and eat warship shells." , I don’t know if this little broken ship can be bombarded with one shot.”

Fu Nuo thought to himself and looked at the old drunkard angrily. But when he saw the semicircular shadow faintly visible in the distance through the old drunkard, Fu Nuo sat up suddenly.

That is

islands

Fu Nuo glanced at the old drunkard. Although this old guy was older, his eyes were really better than those of young people.

"Quick, quick, old drunkard, come here and help me get rid of this broken sail. When we get ashore, my captain will buy you a drink."

Fu Nuo threw away his previous worries in the blink of an eye. After all, if he missed the island, he and the old drunkard might die on the sea before the navy could catch up.