The sick life of a pirate

"I've only heard of Wangshan running to death, but I didn't expect that Wangdao can also tire out both arms."

Although he could see the shadow of the island from a distance, when Fu Nuo couldn't wait to close the sails and rowed, he realized how far away it was. If the island hadn't become clearer, he might have thought he had encountered a mirage.

I thought I would be able to land on the island immediately, but I didn’t expect that the rowing would take more than two hours. According to Fu Nuo’s estimate, he had rowed at least 5 or 6 nautical miles, which is a distance of ten kilometers.

“But it’s really big.”

Looking closer, Fu Nuo realized how majestic the hazy shadow he saw in the distance was when he got closer.

more importantly

There must be people living on such a large island, and according to Fu Nuo's estimation, there must be a country on such a large island.

Fu Nuo didn't go looking for the pier. Who knew how long it would take to find the port, so Fu Nuo directly docked the boat at the nearest shore.

After landing, after walking for about a kilometer, we reached a forest with no end in sight.

Fu Nuo didn't know which way to go to meet people, so he simply took the old drunkard to walk in one direction into the forest. Whether he would meet people was not said yet, but at least there was fresh water and some wild creatures here, so he just happened to go there. Get rid of the fishy taste in your mouth.

"I don't know if anyone sells big boats on this island."

In order to take care of the old drunkard behind him, Fu Nuo walked slowly: "I'm really fed up with this little broken boat. I must get a big boat with a refrigerator and a kitchen table, and a bed that can be set up." It’s a very large cabin, and it would be even better if there was room to grow vegetables on the deck.”

“And a wine cellar to store the wine.”

The old drunkard ran to Fu Nuo with excitement and grinned: "Squint your eyes, where's my wine?"

"Damn it, you usually talk incoherently, but you become more energetic when you mention wine." Fu Nuo laughed and scolded, then curled his lips: "That's easy to say, but the premise is that we must be rich, otherwise how can we buy a boat? ah."

According to the chat with the pirates in the prison, buying a ship like the one he mentioned would cost at least 2000 million, even an old-fashioned second-hand ship like the Straw Hat Boys, and those new-style ships would cost at least [-] million. Even [-] million may not be able to buy it.

"It's good to be rich. If you want a ship, you can give it away."

Fu Nuo curled his lips: "How wonderful it would be if a royal succession battle was staged in this forest now. It would be best if a princess is being hunted down. In this way, I, the hero, can save the beauty, and maybe they can give her a gift. I have a very good big boat; even if you don’t give me the boat, why don’t you just say that if you save me, I can let you take a shot through the back door?”

"Back door hehe hehe, take the back door, the squinty-eyed monster wants to take the back door."

Glancing at the old drunkard dangling in front of him with his butt sticking out, Fu Nuoxu said with eyes, "No one would be interested in your dirty old man's back door that he didn't wipe clean. And he can use the back door to repay you. Only that kind of Princesses who must maintain their innocence, you know, the most beautiful one is a princess, with a face smaller than a fist, breasts bigger than a watermelon, and super S-class curves."

“Delicious”

The old drunkard's eyes lit up, he must have thought that the princess in Fu Nuo's mouth was the wine.

"Do you even need to ask?"

Fu Nuo winked at the old drunkard and said, "The taste can't be described in terms of whether it tastes good or not. It's definitely at the level of fine wine."

There is no doubt that what he said was pure bragging. Let alone the princess, Fu Nuo had only held hands with women except for the fifth girl in his family in his previous life.

Although his body has bid farewell to virginity, he has no idea what it feels like.

"Normally, isn't it standard to inherit memories through rebirth? This will at least let me know how to show off to others."

Fu Nuo's chatty nature was fully revealed. He followed the old drunkard and talked about it all the way, and he didn't know how far he had gone.

The old drunkard suddenly stopped and looked towards the forest to the left.

"What are you doing in a daze? Let's go quickly. If we find the town earlier, we can get you a drink sooner."

Fu Nuo called out, but the old drunkard didn't respond and was still looking in that direction in a daze.

Seeing this, Fu Nuo walked up to the old drunkard and looked in the direction he was looking with some confusion, but what he saw was nothing special except trees.

Fu Nuo shook his head and pulled the stupid old drunkard forward.

And right now.

砰

The faint sound of musketry suddenly came from the direction the old drunkard was looking.

"someone"

Fu Nuo raised his eyebrows and couldn't help but glance at the old drunkard next to him.

This old man's powers of observation must be too strong. Fu Nuo was surprised when he discovered the island before him. He didn't expect that he could also discover places that he couldn't even see. He didn't even have presbyopia at such an old age. Well

wrong

Seeing and hearing is so domineering

"There's wine over there~~ Hehe, squinting monster, hurry up and buy me some wine."

""

Fu Nuo shook his head, no longer thinking about whether the old drunkard would meet Wen Se Haqi, but looked in that direction.

Since there are people there, it proves that this is not an uninhabited island, and they must know where the town is.

Although the sound of gunfire made people feel a little bad, Fu Nuo hesitated and decided to go forward to check. After all, if he continued walking like this, he might not be able to find a human settlement.

After making up his mind, Fu Nuo didn't waste any time and led the old drunkard in that direction.

"Old drunkard, remember, you must not run out without my order, otherwise I won't buy you any drinks in the future."

The old drunkard didn't know whether he understood or not, so he smiled and nodded.

Fu Nuo didn't say much when he saw this. Anyway, he didn't dare to let the old drunkard hide alone. If an unconscious old man got lost in this kind of forest, finding him would be like looking for a needle in a haystack.

"Who will it be"

Fu Nuo muttered as he walked, his face full of anticipation.

If he really encountered a bloody theater of royal disputes, he would risk his life to save this backdoor princess.

As we move forward, the sound becomes clearer and clearer.

After passing through a dense forest, Fu Nuo found his target.

I saw about 50 people divided into two camps, fighting fiercely.

One of them is wearing standard armor, which gives people the feeling of a regular army at first glance; while the other is a group of people whose whole body is shrouded in hooded cloaks. Those who hide their heads and tails are not good people at first glance.

This is Fu Nuo's first impression.

At this moment, a big man in the armored team shouted loudly: "Who are you that dare to chase and kill the Princess of Lance Kingdom?"

princess

Fu Nuo's eyes lit up, and he subconsciously looked towards the Royal Army's team, and sure enough he found that many Royal Army soldiers were surrounding them in a circle, as if they were protecting someone.

"I made a profit, I made a profit. Old drunkard, we really made a profit this time, in every sense of the word."

In just a moment, the situation on the battlefield changed drastically. The strength of the cloaked men was far superior to that of the royal army. In an instant, all the soldiers on the periphery were slaughtered.

"Quick fight"

The person shouting was the most conspicuous big man among the cloaked men. His figure gave people a faint sense of robustness even through the cloak. He was holding a 1.2-meter-long sword and whizzed as he swung it.

Following his order, the remaining cloaked men swarmed forward and rushed towards the royal troops protecting the princess.

Although the Kingdom's army rose up to resist, they were far weaker than their opponents in terms of numbers and strength. In the blink of an eye, they were killed in front of them.

"Ahhh"

A high-pitched scream came, and the cloaked men broke through the protective circle of the royal army. A smaller figure suddenly rushed towards the protected person among them, and was about to catch him in his hands.

"Princess"

At this moment, a voice suddenly came from above the cloaked man's head.

The cloaked man's outstretched hand paused, and he subconsciously looked up, only to see a fist zooming in his field of vision.

The punch came too suddenly, and the cloaked man had only time to put his arms above his head in a hurry.

砰

The cloaked man felt an astonishing force suddenly erupt from his arms, and his whole body flew out uncontrollably.

The sudden change made the few remaining royal soldiers and the surrounding cloaked men startled and looked at the person who appeared in front of the princess.

Fu Nuo patted his chest, and the corners of his torn mouth showed an unwavering arc.

"I will protect you"

As he spoke, Fu Nuo turned back to look at the princess behind him.

But the moment he saw the princess behind him clearly, Fu Nuo turned his head sharply.

"Sorry, I got the wrong person, please continue."

""Everyone.

Fu Nuo raised his hands to show his innocence and said to the many cloaked figures: "Don't get me wrong, I really recognized the wrong person. I just thought you were arresting my boar. This sow really does not belong to me."

This development is wrong

What is that thing? It must be a person and not a ball.

Fu Nuo finally understood why Mao and his group of Kingdom soldiers did not retreat while fighting, but stood here and fought with others even though they knew they could not defeat them.

From that glance just now, Fu Nuo estimated that the princess weighed at least [-] kilograms and was lying there. Her breasts were indeed as big as watermelons, but her face was even bigger than Fu Nuo's butt. Just now, he was standing there, and he was so chubby. cover that face

At this moment, Fu Nuo felt that his legs suddenly fell into a soft area, as if they were stuck in cotton, but it was just greasy cotton.

Looking down, Fu Nuo saw a face with pear blossoms and a pitiful butt.

"Save me, I am the princess of the Kingdom of Lance. As long as you protect me and return to the royal capital, my father will give you whatever you want."

The corner of Fu Nuo's mouth moved slightly: "If you have something to say, please let it go first."

Although this princess perfectly shattered Fu Nuo's fantasy about princesses to the point where nothing was left, she was at least a princess of a country. Even if it was for money, he was prepared to rescue this princess.

Among the more than 20 cloaked men, the only one who could make Fu Nuo feel threatened was the big man at the head. As long as the rest of them were careful with the muskets in their hands, he and the remaining king's troops might not be able to rescue the princess.

"Save me, you must save me."

Fu Nuo's deep thought suddenly made the princess anxious, thinking that Fu Nuo was unwilling to save her, she pleadingly said: "If you save me, you can even use my body as reward."

停

Fu Nuo's expression changed.

The princess blushed slightly and whispered: "It's just that I have an engagement with the prince of a neighboring country. For the sake of the friendship between the two countries, I must remain innocent. If you don't mind, I can let you come through the back door."

"To shut up"

Fu Nuo turned his head with a twisted face, and the healed wounds on both sides of his mouth were torn apart with his roar, looking extremely ferocious.

However, he still subconsciously looked down along the waist of the bucket. When he saw the single butt that was thicker than his own waist, Fu Nuo fell silent again.

Just use the head on your neck to walk.

砰

At this moment, a gunshot suddenly rang out.

There was a pop, blood splashed up, and a blood hole appeared between the eyebrows of the princess's huge face, and the shy expression was frozen on her face forever.

"The Princess"

The few remaining royal soldiers roared in grief.

""

The corners of Fu Nuo's mouth twitched slightly, and he turned towards the cloaked men with cold eyes, silently raising his hands.

"real"

“I was really just passing through.”