Naruto's caged bird

(Thinking of the clans in Konoha, I suddenly thought of a "nonsensical" funny chapter, please don't mind!!)

Ahead, the giant was coming, and the huge "fat giant" roared at Hizashi with its bloody mouth open. Three-Inch World .yanqingshu. Fat Giant, this is definitely a new species that has not appeared in "Attack on Titan"!

Ouch, ouch! !

"Haha, it's the kid from the Hinata family, you're here to see Ding Zao again~~ Hahahahahahahaha boom boom boom!" As he spoke, it was Yin Yili who was "pressed" towards him with trembling flesh and trembling ground. The father of the baby Akimichi Tingza: "Akimichi Ting 'Ipan'". The unique facial features of the Akimichi clan, the large face plate and the huge spiral flesh "patterns" also rotated with the movement of the body and the vibration of the ground. It looks like the circle of "Olive and Chrysanthemum Mosquito Repellent" I ordered last night! ! (The seat is still big, of course it is "Pan")

Looking at the leader of the Akimichi clan who was bigger than an anime in front of him, "Akimichi Choban" Akimichi Choza "Akimichi Choji ≠ Akimichi Chocho" At this time, Hizashi suddenly felt that this name was so magical and reasonable. However, it seems that the future Qiu Dao Diedie should be called "Qiu Dao Ding (Ding)". For girls, "Qiu Dao Ding Ding" is better!".

As Akimichi Tingban approached, Hizashi's eyes turned into two pillar-like calves standing there. Hizashi, who couldn't see the other person's face, had to raise his neck. Not enough, he raised his neck again. ah! Finally, I can face the opponent's "big nostril" with a frontal look. It will be very enjoyable to plug a big grape hole in and poke it with my fingers. The two black nostrils kept shrinking and expanding with the breathing, and they looked very happy.

Seeing this huge body blocking him from shining in the midday sun and feeling the signals from the universe, Hizashi, who originally wanted to show a friendly smile, twitched the corners of his mouth~~ Finally, he raised his right hand high above his head and said hello:

"Hi, how are you, Uncle Dingpan!" Hizashi greeted hoarsely. He suddenly felt so small and embarrassed in front of this big man.

At this time, Akimichi Dingpan had to squat down, facing the "only" child in the village who was interested in his cute son. As a father, he was still very happy. Not all fat people's childhoods are happy, although there must be a fat person in every story. But only a fat man who can be liked by others will be truly happy. I hope he and his son can become good partners and good friends in the future.

"I must not let my son have a lonely childhood!" Thinking of this, Akimichi Dingpan clicked his big fangs. Ding~~ The emerging star showed a beautiful and self-righteous smile.

So, this is it. This huge figure chatted with the tiny little Hizashi, and they had a great time!

Hizashi laughed and chatted happily with the Akimichi clan leader in front of him. Although the Akimichi clan's huge body makes many people feel intimidated, the fat man in every story is actually a good old man who answers all questions and has a fat and happy heart. Sing the heart. Isn't it?

Suddenly, as if he had discovered something good, the little Hizashi pointed blankly at the quaint and huge chair in the main hall and asked Akimichi Dingpan cutely: "Uncle Dingpan, where is that? What is that chair for?" What are you doing? Why do you have so much dust?"

It was a black official chair made of unknown solid wood, solemn and grand. The most important thing is that it is very strong at first glance, with four legs and a thick mouth. Unfortunately, there was a grain-thick amount of dust accumulated on it.

"Hey!!" Looking at the chair that Hizashi pointed to that has been standing there since Akimichi, Akimichi Dingpan let out a long sigh. The giant's lung core volume was also huge and long. Immediately, he seemed to recall something.

As the memories and sighs came to an end, Akimichi Dingpan said helplessly: "That is the chair that the Akimichi clan has passed down from ancient times to the present, and only the clan leader can sit on it!" While speaking, he proudly slapped his chest with his right hand. Bang bang.

"Then why is there such thick dust on the surface? It looks like no one has sat on it for a long time~~!" Hizashi continued to pretend to be a cute and well-behaved baby, tilting his head and asking questions.

"Huu~~!!" Qiudou Dingpan exhaled a long breath again and said: "Because, I can't sit in anymore!!" At the moment he finished speaking, he looked so depressed, pitiful, and touching. .

For a long time, Hizashi was stunned.

Akimichi Dingpan looked at Hizashi who was suddenly speechless, and thought he was feeling sorry for her. Suddenly he looked at the infant Ding Zao with joy and said: "This is the origin of the name 'Ding Zao'! As my son, he will definitely be the leader of the Akimichi clan in the future. I hope that he can replace me as 'Ding Zao'" Get into that chair." At this moment, his affectionate eyes were sparkling with tears, as if a sincere defender was believing, praying, and begging.

"Pfft!" I was speechless.

Hizashi, who had his mouth wide open, felt as if his jaw had dropped to the ground at this moment. He slowly bent down and lifted the minibus up. "Take my knees, author. Where is your moral integrity?" Why don't you make up dirty jokes?

Akimichi Dingban, who has always had a big heart, looked at Hizashi who suddenly opened his mouth wide, stood up and weighed his stomach. Looking at the sun, it seems to be lunch time. How can we let our guests go hungry at our house? That is very rude!

Immediately, he tried his best to look at the friendly Akimichi Dingban and said: "Ah, Hizashi-chan, you must be hungry! Men have to eat more to grow taller~~hahahaha~~" The iron pot is the same He clenched his big fist on his chest and swore like Hizashi to ensure that what he said made sense.

This is probably the first giant in this life who sees Hizashi as a "man" rather than a boy. But, I’m so fucking hungry555~~!

After a long time, the hospitable Mr. Ding Pan then used his hands as big as a bowl to take out a few large meat buns from nowhere and handed them to Hizashi. The steamed buns as big as a bowl actually looked as mini as a cage of "Xiao Long Bao" in his hands. ". And the other hand that was not idle also grabbed a basket of steamed buns and put it into his mouth. After a while of "bah bah bah~~", he finished eating.

That afternoon, I stood at the entrance of Qiudao, with my mouth full of oil and my hands twisting the unfinished buns, and I ended today's visit happily! !

As the saying goes:

Every naughty kid has a daddy;

For every father bear, there is an even more bear father;

This bear has been a bear until the end of the plot, Qiudao Diedie, Tintin, and Dingding;

To be honest, their dad is so unlovable.

Along the way, I secretly dug out the fat meat filling from the buns in a deserted corner and threw them away. Then, Hizashi quietly ate the smooth, white and tender bun skin, humming an off-key ditty and thinking wildly...

Do you think I would eat such oily bun filling? You underestimate me! In fact, I always think that white bread crust is the most delicious~~.

Hizashi smacked his lips and admired Akimichi's good food, and thought about his next goal.

......

At this time, in this era, the ninja world, which was still immersed in peace, ushered in a wave of newborn babies.

Countries, villages, ethnic groups, and families are busy with post-war "creating villains" activities, and fierce "slap bang" battles take place every night.

Each ninja war that lasted for more than ten years brought indelible pain to the entire world. And this kind of pain requires the birth and growth of generations until they become new ninjas to continue.

"Hatred" accumulates from generation to generation.

"Forgiveness" has always only appeared disgustingly when the male and female protagonists fell in love in those bloody soap operas.

This is the ninja world.

Looking at the entire story of Naruto from the perspective of Hizashi's time traveler, the newborns are all born inhumanely "piece by piece." What happened in the five or six years between each generation? The people who missed that period of time are either dead or do not exist?

And among the few plot characters who survived, many of them became singles and "Wanwan". Even, he has been a bachelor all his life!

This has to make Hizashi sigh. Although he was born a few years earlier in this life, he will still have a wife and children in the future.

Although I died young. But, in the end, I won’t become single again. “Ah hahahaha~~ By the way, what will my future wife look like?” Thinking about it, the day difference at this time is filled with a feeling of heartbeat “jijiji” but not moving “too much.” It’s too small”!

Thinking about it, the spirit of gossip ignited again. It seems that no children have been born in any family recently. Is there a little girl? Hehehehe!

The father of the genius child with a sky-high IQ of 250 seems to be born soon. The whole family has that kind of personality, the whole family has that kind of ponytail, and the whole family has that kind of IQ:

Will he be able to speak as soon as he is born?

Will he be too hungry to cry and starve to death?

Do you hate women letting men breastfeed?

"It's really troublesome~~!" Hizashi, who was imagining, suddenly imitated Shikamaru's tone and sighed. Anyway, we will find out in a few months that the one in the Nara family who is afraid of his wife to death is still supporting his big-bellied shrew somewhere!

"By the way, what is Nara Shikaku's father's name?"

"Nara Shikashiro "Nara Shikamaru" Nara Shikaku "???"

Then call Nara Deer "Gate", Deer Gate, Nara Deer Gate, the "Gate" of deer, a good name for the whole family that is related to deer!

At this time, the dumpling stuffing that was thrown to the ground was around the corner.

"My Queen? Your Majesty, please walk slowly... Your Majesty, please be careful! Your Majesty, please raise your feet. Oh, Your Majesty, don't pull your hair!"

This is a loving couple who likes to wear "fishing" couple's outfits and wear explosive "sky-high ponytails". Even the swaddling clothes for the future baby that I had just bought were covered with a layer of gauze.

On this day, in the dark corner that Hizashi had just passed by, members of the Aburame and Inuzuka tribes, who had always had a low sense of presence, met one after another here.

It's as if they want to be "picked by a group".

"Hey! Dog seller, what will happen if your wild dog eats my cute little bug?"

"What's wrong, Gu-raiser. Otherwise, why don't you ask "Pill" to pull out a nest for you tomorrow!!"

Shasha vs Aowu~~! !

Pawn!

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时间线——木叶23年：1月28日山亥一出生；4月22日秋道丁座出生；7月15日奈良鹿久最后出生。

At this time, the Hyuga brothers born in Konoha 19 were four years old.

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