Naruto's caged bird

Chapter 9: Konoha’s “Pig”

The Night Paint Ninja Village was originally formed by the fusion of ninja families in the ninja world after their alliance in the chaotic era. Mobile version m..

At this time, Konoha Ninja Village, the most prosperous village in the ninja world, in addition to the three Hyuga Senju Uchiha families located in the southeast, west and east, there were of course other ninja families who also made significant contributions to the prosperity of this village.

"No, the day difference is still so small, running around is not allowed!!"

Hyuga Gen stroked the little Hizashi who only reached his knees, preventing him from wanting to explore the world.

"Mom, I'm going out to play, not running away from home..."

"Since I even know that I ran away from home, I can't let you leave my side!!" Hey, my son is tightly held in his arms, so he is not allowed to go, he is not allowed to go.

I was lucky enough to be born in the post-World War I era of peace. At this time, the Konoha Ninja Village was gradually heading towards the eve of his most glorious dawn under the leadership of the third generation Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen.

There was no hunger and cold eyes, no precariousness and cruel training in my childhood. Even after falling from a tree, his mother held him in her arms and stopped him from practicing "tree stepping".

So, how should a carefree young man from a wealthy family face the increasingly cruel ninja world in his mind?

That day, the slightly older me finally walked out of the novice family and began to explore the "Konoha Ninja Village" that I had been longing for for 4 years.

This age is the time to run all over the mountain. The host's house would visit the west's house to make a fuss. When someone heard "It's a day's work, let's go home for dinner!", they wouldn't return home until dark.

......

Hinata Hizashi walked out of the main entrance of this mansion. I always feel like there is something unknown staring at me from behind. He looked like a ghost, but also looked like the patriarch of the mountain group he had just seen.

At this time, the door that was gradually moving away behind Hizashi did not have Hinata's plaque hanging on it. Because the simple front door he just stepped out of was the gate of another family in Konoha, the "Yama Clan". The solemn porch exudes a deep solemn atmosphere, giving people a special sense of mystery.

"The little guy actually felt it? Hum, interesting kid!!" Shanshan withdrew his consciousness and returned to the body sitting in the patriarch's seat in the main hall.

As users of special spiritual abilities, the "Mountain Clan" have unique special consciousness communication secrets and outstanding perceptual talents, allowing this clan to assume high-level positions in any situation and in any team.

There is no doubt that this is the innate advantage of the rare and special psychic ability, as if the "Continental Team" suddenly has its own psychic user. Unfortunately, they are fragile and die easily, so they need to be cared for and loved like flowers.

Therefore, the Yama clan, which is still in the late stages of the First World War in Konoha, is not as simple as it will appear after the later plot begins. That's the naked Konoha underworld and official family, and the whole family is a spy! No, secret service chief.

After Hizashi visited and learned about it, he gradually came to the conclusion that this clan's strange ability to control minds and uniform black and uniform uniforms are typical of the Yamaguchi-gumi, the underworld organization of the Hokage, on which the whole family relies - stealing privacy, operating intelligence, Make a living by collecting black money for others.

The business purpose of the Nashan family is: If I ask you something, will you say it or not? Don't tell me? Don’t tell me, I’ll watch it myself, hahahahahahahaha.

Finally, after the mountain tribesman showed an evil and perverted devil-like smile, you did all the tricks. Including how you wipe your butt (butt) without paper in the toilet, secretly cross-dressing and wearing weird things, what you do after picking your feet, and other bad habits, you will be honored to tell them about it.

With such ability, Hizashi wondered whether Inoya would be able to make a living by "selling flowers" with peace of mind? ?

Look back. Hizashi looked at the mountain clan land behind him, which although it was not as large as the Hyuga clan land, was still filled with a majestic and solemn atmosphere. I wonder how in the future of the Yamaino family, her mother will be the "flower seller" in a flower shop. That must be beautiful!

And the fat boy Kan Nidai that Hizashi held in his arms just now was the idol of future intelligence officers in the ninja world. Three hundred chapters later, Xiaoshuai Shanhai, the ninja "Commander of Intelligence of the Allied Forces", is reduced to fighting over the bathroom with his daughter. And there was a shameful "ghost (father)~~" incident of peeking at his daughter Ino.

Wow, you can imagine how small their family is. Teacher Pan Changjiang’s family is bigger than his family.

In the original work, even the Nara clan, which was only briefly revealed, the Nara Shikaku family covers an area of ​​dozens of acres. The scene was like a wealthy villa with a garden in front and back, and a fish pond in the garden. As long as the place where Shikamaru and Asuma often played chess was removed, they could hang up a frame and play basketball.

If this plot continues to develop, what will happen to the Shanhai family in the future will definitely be that the heir to the second-generation official family, who is a bitch in pursuit of free love, fell in love with the innocent and lovely girl next door and fell in love with the flower seller Xishi. . Finally, after breaking away from the control and shackles of the family and severing certain relationships!

"Elope, run away"! !

No wonder it is officially rated as "the lover and idol of intelligence officers" by Naruto. The romantic free love of the handsome rich second generation who elopes for love is the most popular among the aunts. It is a bloody Korean drama! ! !

How could a powerful and weird psychic be so simple? This guess was finally guessed by Hizashi in the future!

With a strong negative energy of complaining all the way, the former Naruto fan is now walking around the streets. Relying on the tragedies of traveling through time and not being played by friends and the cute face of young shota, we can discover the gossip and mysteries that complete the entire Hokage. Dressing up early also has the advantage of dressing up early. Does it mean that you can only do push-ups and run around the "village"?

Even after time travel, I still have the mentality of a loser!

......

Before noon, Hizashi once again looked at Akimichi Dingza, a fat boy from another family in front of him who was just a few months old. This was not the first time Hizashi had seen him. As one of the twelve strongest men in Konoha, one person weighs as much as 11 people. He seemed older again.

"I'll wipe it with all my strength, and I won't be able to hold it in my arms!"

Push harder. Um~ Give up, young man, the physique of the Akimichi clan is not calculated based on age. In a few months, he will surpass you in all aspects! At this time, Hizashi's already four-year-old body was actually less than half the size of Dinza, who was only a few months old.

"Hahahaha~~" Under the proud laughter of the Akimichi family, Hizashi finally gave up this weightlifting sport. The weight of the D-seat is indeed too heavy for Hizashi, who is still a child. But in front of me, the entire Akimichi clan here looked like the butchers and aunts selling meat in the market, with thick arms and thick thighs.

But how could the strong Akimichi clan be "meat sellers"?

The real business that the Akimichi clan engages in is a kind of high-end "private customization" bodyguard profession. The salary is calculated on a daily basis, and food, accommodation and riding are also included.

In Naruto, don't think obesity is something to be embarrassed about. You must know that in Japan, a place where the fat meat "sumo" sport is regarded as the national quintessence, meat symbolizes strength and wealth.

You don’t have to look at “fat” sumo wrestlers in the same way as “thin” in China. The social status of professional sumo wrestlers on the island is completely comparable to high-ranking officials and celebrities. Living in a super mansion and marrying beautiful women from various movie covers and magazines, it feels like a real-life version of Beauty and the Beast.

Hizashi felt chilled after knowing the truth, not to mention that the Akimichi clan's solid strength is not just fat and puffy like sumo wrestlers. And the reason why this clan has such a strong physique has a special secret! !

Because "human physique" determines that the amount of chakra a ninja can store is limited.

Chakra will also naturally disappear with the daily metabolism, until it is absorbed again from the diet the next day.

In order to increase the amount of chakra, after countless failed attempts. After generations of hard thinking, the ancestors of the Akimichi clan finally figured out a way to increase the amount of chakra in the human body under the thinking of a "foodie clan leader" - to increase the area and weight of the body at the same time.

Hizashi thought about it and felt that it seemed reasonable! ! Even I have the urge to eat as lavishly as the Akimichi clan. Anyway, the Hyuga clan can still afford to support a "second generation" like myself!

For the same person, when an earthquake or other disaster strikes, the thin ones will always starve to death first, right? "Pigs are strong" was a hot search we used for motivation in the past few years since the Japanese Zodiac. I don’t know how the pig is doing now, whether it died peacefully or was slaughtered and eaten. Hizashi suddenly missed his mother's braised pork, hey!

As for the powerful frontal strength of the Akida clan, they have become a well-deserved human shield. That inexplicable advertisement fully explains the popularity of their home:

It corresponds to the reality that rich people hire a tall and solid driver to be "famous".

Looking at his banner advertisement, Hizashi took a deep breath and expelled the demonic thoughts of Xizhilang Fruit Jelly from his mind.

At this time, the "meat" is trembling~~.

The earth also shook.

/50/5ml

Tap the screen to use advanced tools Tip: You can use left and right keyboard keys to browse between chapters.

You'll Also Like