The Global Advent of the Elves

Lin Zhou turned his head and looked right into Sethia's eyes.

One large and one small, two blond and blue-eyed exotic beauties, very beautiful and eye-catching, no wonder Lin Lan let him look at them.

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The other person obviously understands Chinese, but it’s awkward to look at each other this time.

Lin Zhou and Sethia were only three or four meters apart.

"Hi sorry"

Lin Zhou greeted the other party awkwardly yet friendly.

But Secia ignored Lin Zhou, raised his eyes, glared at Lin Lan, and said in Chinese:

"It's really rude. Please pay attention to your quality."

Sethia said this in a loud voice, as if she was deliberately afraid that the people around her would not hear her.

Sethia's sound attracted many people around to look over, thinking that something had happened here.

Lin Lan immediately lowered his head and did not dare to say a word, twisting his fingers with confusion and grievance on his face.

Although Lin Lan and Lin Zhou are usually neurotic, she is actually very shy and timid outside.

After all, she is just a simple-minded home girl.

When I was at work, I was immersed in writing at my desk. When I got home from get off work, I would play games with Electric Dragon. I didn’t even have many friends.

She was so embarrassed that she didn't even dare to say anything after making a fool of herself in public. She just kept her head down.

Sethia scratched her neck and turned her head as if she were a winner, which made Lin Zhou frown.

I apologized immediately, but the other party still deliberately bullied Lin Lan like this

80.00% of the conflicts in the world are caused by one or two words that cannot be said in the head.

It's not a big deal in the first place, and we can't say who is right or wrong. It's just that each other has poked fun at the other's dissatisfaction.

Although Lin Zhou always acted helpless towards his stupid sister, he was actually very protective of Lin Lan.

Lin Zhou stood up and walked to Sethia's table.

This shocked the crowd who didn't know the truth.

I seemed to have heard a quarrel between the two tables just now, and then the man suddenly stood up.

What, is this a fight? Is this an international dispute?

The onlookers all raised their mobile phones with bright eyes, preparing to record the scene.

Watching the excitement in my heart, I don’t think it’s a big deal and I’m thinking: Let’s fight, let’s fight, let’s fight

Sethia originally thought he was being reasonable and sarcastically said a few words to the other party, feeling a little proud of being embarrassed by these vulgar foreigners.

When I looked up, I saw that oriental man walking over.

"What do you want to do"

Sethia stood up vigilantly, protecting Ellor behind her.

She stood tall and straight, but there was a slight tremor in her voice. Facing this unkind man, she was still a little scared.

The two stood facing each other. Lin Zhou looked at Sethia, and finally locked his eyes on the musical note parrot on her shoulder.

There are biscuit crumbs on the beak, the coat color is turbid, the nutrition is unbalanced, anorexia, and picky eating

With just a glance, Lin Zhou roughly understood the eating status of this musical note parrot.

"Can your musical note parrot learn how to speak?"

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Sethia was stunned, not knowing what the purpose of Lin Zhou's words was, and she did not answer.

Lin Zhou fumbled in his pocket for a while and took out a palm-sized box.

The box contains various types of energy cubes that he personally tried to make.

Lin Zhou picked out an energy cube that had been specially processed to enhance the aroma and easily arouse the elves' appetite, and placed it in his hand.

Lin Zhou held the energy cube in his hand and stretched it forward, and the rich fragrance drifted towards the musical note parrot.

Sethia was confused, what was the other party doing?

Then she felt a lightness on her shoulders.

The musical note parrot, which had always been only interested in biscuits, actually flew into the opponent's hand and eagerly went to eat the energy cube.

"Hey you"

Sethia's face was a little anxious. She didn't know what Lin Zhou had done, but she was afraid that Lin Zhou would feed her musical note parrot something bad.

Lin Zhou interrupted her and said:

"This musical note parrot must be very picky about food. I can see that you are trying to correct this problem, but the effect is not very good."

Sethia was stunned. Her musical note parrot did indeed prefer cookies to energy cubes.

She thought she was trying her best to control it. How did the other party know?

Lin Zhou gently stroked the feathers of the musical note parrot and watched it eat the entire energy cube.

Not all elves are smart, there are also those whose brains are not very easy to use, such as ducks, parrots and other imitators.

If their IQ is not deliberately trained and kept as rough as pets, they may only reach the level of a two or three-year-old child.

If someone like Lin Zhou is teased with energy cubes, he will be greedy and come over to eat.

The people watching the excitement all showed expressions of interest.

Who is this person? He seems to have a skill. He can actually get close to and tame other people's strange elves with the help of energy cubes.

The onlookers thought Lin Zhou's method was interesting, but none of them expected the next scene.

Lin Zhou raised his arms and raised the musical note parrot in front of him, cleared his throat and said:

"Learn with me."

The musical note parrot looked at Lin Zhou and tilted his head, seeming to understand.

As long as you understand, Lin Zhou nodded with satisfaction, stretched out his hand towards the musical note parrot and showed a middle finger, and said loudly:

"fxxk you"

"fxxk you"

"fxxk you"

I said the standard Chinese-English curse three times in a row. The surrounding area was quiet and everyone looked confused.

Why is this person so naive? He wants to fight against a bird, but he doesn’t even want to let the bird go.

Then, the musical note parrot opened its mouth.

"fxxk you"

Damn it, how did this bird learn this?

The onlookers turned from confused to shocked, and their jaws almost dropped in shock.

Although the musical note parrot has racial talent and can learn to speak, it generally needs to be taught and practiced repeatedly for a long time. How can it learn it after repeating it three times?

It’s really hard to learn well, but it’s easy to learn badly.

"fxxk youfxxk youfxxk you"

The musical note parrot seemed very happy that he had learned a new vocabulary, flapping his wings and repeating it over and over again.

"Vulgar language"

Sethia's face turned red from holding back, obviously she was very angry with Lin Zhou.

Lin Zhou, however, nodded with satisfaction and made another stab.

"You bird, you have a good understanding."

Everyone around him was laughing so hard that this man actually taught other people's musical notes to learn curse words.

It's so damaged and wilted

However, this calm look is much more handsome than rushing up to argue with the other party, which is quite popular.

Attracting the musical note parrot to tame it and then teaching it to speak is something that most people cannot do.

"You are teaching my musical note parrot what to say and give it back to me."

Sethia looked very ugly. She took out the elf ball and forcibly took the musical note parrot back, which was still shouting "fxxk you".

In public, my elf is so embarrassed

Lin Zhou chuckled, turned around and returned to his seat, leaving Sethia angry at the air.

Lin Zhou didn't ask for an apology or anything. He was not a moral kidnapper.

There is no right or wrong in this kind of thing, and there is no time for anyone to say something without intending to offend others.

He was just protecting Lin Lan and wanted to vent his anger for Lin Lan.