Hogwarts Life Guide

Tangning considers himself an optimistic person, and being resentful and cynical is not his style.But he hadn't spoken to Harry and Ron since the beginning of school. On the one hand, their moods had been very low since the morning, and Ron seemed a little irritable. On the other hand, Tangning also felt that they deserved it... ... He was worried that he would be unable to stop complaining after just saying a few comforting words, so he simply didn't say anything.

In fact, the truth of the matter fermented throughout the night. By morning, almost all Gryffindors knew about it. While many little lions cheered the two people's deeds, most of them had the same doubts as Tangning - why not use it? owl?Finally they came to the conclusion: because he was Harry Potter, a boy who created miracles.

Harry didn't want to get into trouble on the first day of school, but he always ran into trouble unexpectedly.

Take Malfoy for example. His shouting made most of the people in the auditorium know that Harry was handing out autographed photos.

For example, Gerald Lockhart came over after hearing the sound, put his arm around Harry's shoulders, and had a lot of whispers with Harry as in the morning, and also taught him some methods on how to attract others' attention.But in fact, Lockhart was just dissatisfied with Harry being more famous than him at Hogwarts, and he came here to give Harry a subtle warning to keep a low profile.Harry tried to resist, but it didn't work, and his face looked bad.

"Separate left and right!" Tangning cast a spell on them before leaving the auditorium, separating Harry from Lockhart's arms, and walked away, hiding his achievements and fame!

Well, the truth was that Tangning didn't want Lockhart to find out that he was violating school rules.

Tangning didn't see Lockhart's expression as she left, but he guessed it must have been wonderful.In fact, after being separated, Lockhart was stunned for a moment. He wanted to hug Harry again, but as soon as he took a step forward, he saw Harry take two nervous steps back...

"Professor, it was Lestrange who did it!" Malfoy, who had already returned to the crowd, shouted out. He did not see Tangning cast the spell.Most of the students looking at the door were attracted by Lockhart, but this did not prevent Malfoy from finding trouble for Tangning.

Before Lockhart could react, the Weasley twins appeared out of nowhere. They watched Malfoy singing in unison: "Malfoy always likes to slander others!" "Because he never tells the truth!" "This is him. family tradition." "Hypocritical Malfoy..."

Malfoy's face turned red with anger. Of course he couldn't compare to his twin brothers in terms of eloquence. He was alone, and the two followers could do nothing but giggle.

Therefore, it is not surprising that Malfoy lost after only a few rounds of argument. He angrily took out his wand and planned to let the two Weasleys taste his spell, but was stopped by the meddlesome Lockhart. .This made him even angrier, and even the students from the Snake House and Lion House who were present glared angrily. If Lockhart hadn't been present, a college war might have happened.

Of course, Tangning, who had already left, didn't know that the war that he almost caused had been eliminated because of Lockhart. He was now sitting in the last row of the classroom, waiting for the Defense Against the Dark Arts class to begin.

Tangning had not heard before which grade had Defense Against the Dark Arts classes, which meant that their first class this afternoon was probably Lockhart's first class.One class is enough to tell whether Lockhart lives up to his name or is an illusion. As the class bell rang, Lockhart, wearing a violet wizard robe and two rows of reflective teeth, walked to the podium coquettishly.

After introducing the awards he had received, the second thing Lockhart did in class was to ask the students to take a quiz. "I'm so stupid. I actually had the thought of whether he was worthy of his name." This was Tangning's first reaction after reading the test paper.The entire test paper is centered on Gerald Lockhart, with his preferences as the main body, and resolutely implements the basic idea of ​​carefully studying Lockhart's complete set of works.The three pages fully test the students' understanding of Lockhart.

Tangning had no desire to do the questions, but Hermione, who was sitting next to him, was different. She kept writing with a feather pen.In fact, Tangning was surprised that Hermione actually sat in the last row with him. It was weird that Hermione didn't sit in the first row during this class.

Tangning didn't have much desire to answer the questions, and the same was true of Harry. He stacked Lockhart's books on the table and lowered his head for fear of being seen by Lockhart. Tangning remembered that she did this when playing with her mobile phone in class in her previous life.

"Did you help me separate from Lockhart in the Great Hall earlier?" Harry asked softly, "Malfoy said it was you."

Tangning nodded. He looked at Malfoy sitting in the middle of the classroom and decided that he must teach him a lesson after class, and that he should stay away from Lockhart in the future.

Immediately afterwards, Harry told Tangning what happened in the auditorium, but Tangning was speechless.

"Draco invited me to go to the Forbidden Forest after class. Do you want to go with him?" Tangning winked at Harry.

"Invitation?" Harry understood immediately, "No problem!"

The tacit smile didn't last long. Tangning's waist was poked several times. The suspect was none other than Miss Granger.

Looking back at Hermione, she pointed at Tangning's blank answer sheet and pursed her lips without saying anything, but Tangning understood her expression - you must finish writing it.

Tangning pouted, feeling that there was no need to vent his anger on a little girl. He picked up the pen and asked: Favorite color?Purple Bar; greatest achievement?Well, it’s just you, reflective teeth; greatest ambition?Become a middle-aged and elderly witch idol? ...Tangning answered the questions very quickly. He took the time to glance at Hermione. The little girl was very satisfied with it.

After half an hour of answering time, Lockhart actually started reading the test papers one by one.It took at least ten minutes, but Lockhart never found a satisfactory test paper until——

"Oh, Hermione Granger." Hermione was startled when Lockhart suddenly mentioned her name.

"Miss Granger knows that my secret ambition is to rid the world of evil and sell my own line of hair lotion... Good girl!" He turned her paper over, "One hundred points! Hermione Granger Where is the lady?"

Hermione raised a trembling hand.

"Excellent!" Lockhart said with a smile, "Very good! Ten points for Gryffindor! Now, back to the subject..." He bent down and took out a large cage covered with a cloth from behind the podium and put it on on the table.

"Now - beware! It is my job to teach you to defend yourself against the most evil things the universe has ever known! You will face the most horrific things in this classroom. But remember, as long as I am here, you will not No harm comes to you. All I ask is that you remain calm."

Lockhart lifted the cover and said theatrically: "Look, the Cornish elf we just caught."

These elves are iron-green, about the height of a wand, with small pointed faces and very shrill and harsh voices.As soon as the cover was removed, they began to chirp, jump up and down, shake the cage bars, and make all kinds of weird faces at the people nearby.

Tangning didn't know what Lockhart's mentality was, because he opened the cage door the next moment, "Let's see how you deal with them!" he shouted loudly.