Are you sure it's Pokémon

Lu Ming squatted in the men's restroom of this hotel until midnight. When the battery of his mobile phone was almost empty, Lu Ming smoothed the pleats on his skirt and walked out of the restroom door lightly. He discovered that the work of this hotel Most of the staff are gone, and there are only a few people on duty left.

There was no need to panic at this time. Lu Ming started to look for the scene of the murder. When he saw so many room doors with house numbers written on them in the corridor, Lu Ming realized that he did not know the room where the murder occurred. where.

"The police in this world are too unprofessional. They don't protect the scene of the first crime. Isn't it too careless? Mader can just write a seal."

The problem of not being able to find the room didn't bother Lu Ming for long. Lu Ming thought of a solution when he accidentally bumped into a woman wearing a large windbreaker and high heels.

"Hey, this woman is quite beautiful... Asshole, I am a lolicon, I am a staunch lolicon, how can I be interested in such an old woman, hurry up and say lolita silently The Bible a hundred times.”

"Loli is number one in the world. Cuteness is justice and cuteness is truth."

After Lu Ming finished reciting his unique "Zhu Gusheng" Bible silently, he began to knock on the doors of the hotel rooms one by one.

Thinking: "If God had not given birth to me, Lu, no one would be able to control Lolita in the world." Lu Ming knocked on the door of a room and asked with a pinched voice:

"Hello, do you need any special services?"

"unnecessary."

Unexpectedly, someone responded to him at the first door, and it was several men's voices speaking in unison. . . . . .

Lu Ming didn't dare to disturb their enjoyment, thinking: "I didn't expect that I, Mr. Lu, have quite a talent for pseudo-voice. It's really something like that." He knocked on the door of the second room. .

"Hello, do you need any special services?"

"Special service, okay, how about you and I treat these people together."

After the door opened, Lu Ming saw a nearly naked woman. The woman's body was covered with unknown liquid. Looking behind the woman, Lu Ming saw dozens of men, both old and young. , Needless to say, father-son party, Lu Ming even saw four generations living under the same roof. . . . . .

"Don't bother me. Boss, add me as a friend first and we can chat later. Now I'm just here to make a splash."

Lu Ming said these words and ran away quickly.

After passing the first two doors, Lu Ming was a little panicked. He calmed down a little and straightened his breathing before knocking on the third door.

"Hello, do you need any special services?"

"What special service? How special is it?"

When Lu Ming heard this answer and confirmed that there was someone in the room, Lu Ming was about to turn around and leave. Unexpectedly, the door opened before Lu Ming could turn around.

"..."

Unexpectedly, the face that appeared in the room was one Lu Ming had seen before. Do you still remember the middle-aged man who was robbed of all his belongings by Lu at the Zanpakutō Center in Deep Ash Town? Yes, that's the guy.

Lu Ming was a little confused, but in this short period of time, the middle-aged uncle had already let Lu, who was dressed as a woman, into the door, then gently closed the door and locked it.

To be honest, Lu Ming is very pretty, and he really has a bit of flavor when wearing women's clothing. Plus, he is in the golden age of women's clothing. . . .I believe everyone who is a "gentleman" understands.

Lu Ming was brought to the sofa in a blur and sat down. As soon as he realized what he was doing, he was about to stand up and run away. Unexpectedly, the middle-aged man gave Lu Ming a kind smile and said:

"Little girl, uncle, I see that you are not very old. You are doing this because your living conditions are relatively poor. I have nothing, but I still have a little bit of money. How much do you think you can do?"

Lu Ming hesitated. . . . .That's right, he hesitated for a moment, he, he, he hesitated shamefully. He hesitated just because of the word "money". It was simply a shame among men.

"Uncle... I think you misunderstood. That's not what I did. I just knocked on your door because of other things. It's okay now. Can I leave?"

After hesitating for a moment, Lu Ming became inexplicably scared. Maybe he felt a little guilty about this uncle in his heart, so he answered to the uncle like this.

"No, is that 100 million okay?"

"One million? Are you sure?... Hey, let's forget it. It's not about money."

Lu Ming felt that his integrity was losing weight. If he hadn't remembered that he was already a time traveler, he might have agreed.

The uncle's expression didn't change much when he heard Lu Ming's answer. He just changed the one finger in his hand into five.

At this time, our protagonist Lu Ming felt the power of sugar-coated bullets from capitalism. If he hadn't finally thought of the fact that he was a man, he would have agreed. After the inner struggle, Lu Ming shook his head with all his strength.

Seeing that Lu Ming still disagreed with the uncle's other actions, he said to Lu Ming like a kind uncle talking to the little daughter of the family next door:

"Little girl, uncle, I have recently understood a truth, which is also a personal life experience. Sometimes, it seems better to use some powerful means, don't you think so?"

As soon as the uncle finished speaking, Lu Ming heard the implication of this sentence and planned to forcefully summon the Zanpakutō to escape. However, at this moment, Lu Ming's hands and feet were fixed by iron rings that suddenly appeared from the sofa. Come on, this is not the end. I don’t know how this sofa is designed. After Lu Ming’s hands and feet were fixed, the sofa began to stretch from the middle, causing Lu Ming’s legs to be stretched apart. . . . .

"Little girl, give up, don't try to summon your Zanpakutō. There is no way to use the Zanpakutō after being controlled by my Zanpakutō ''Taimanin Orc Sofa". "

Lu Ming didn't believe in Xie and tried it. Sure enough, he couldn't summon a Zanpakutō. Even the use of chakra was difficult on this sofa, let alone summoning a Zanpakutō. Does it mean that I, Lu, have to do with my chastity? Lost here.

"No, I still have a trick."

Just when Lu Ming's legs were stretched to the limit, the uncle finally revealed his true colors and reached out to Lu Ming's lower body while breathing heavily.

"I didn't expect it. Dad, when I took it out, it was bigger than you."

Lu Ming said this in a male voice, but he forgot a key issue. Not long ago, he lost his second brother who he finally regained. . . . . .

This is fucking embarrassing.

"It's okay. I was even more excited when I heard it was a boy's voice. And you have to know that this is not the only place a person can be used!!!"

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