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Seeing that the current situation has reached this level, classmate Lu Ming, as a real man, is naturally unwilling. He is constantly thinking about countermeasures in his mind.

Countermeasure [-]: Use your strong sphincter muscles to prevent the uncle from performing subsequent operations "before" he wants to perform substantive operations on himself.

Countermeasure [-]: Use your strong sphincter muscles to prevent the uncle from performing substantive operations on himself and deprive him of his ability to operate.

Strategy [-]: When the uncle wants to carry out substantive operations on himself, use his powerful gastrointestinal motility ability to summon reinforcements to attack the enemy head-on.

These three countermeasures are already the last countermeasures that our classmate Lu Ming can come up with at this critical moment. He has already thought about it. If he can get out of trouble one day, he will definitely pay back a hundredfold (a hundredfold?? ?).

But something happened that Lu Ming didn't expect. The middle-aged uncle was too heavy-handed, or maybe it was a normal operation, and he actually asked Lu Ming to use his mouth. . . . . .

"Isn't he afraid of me using my teeth?"

What did Lu Mingzheng think? The uncle's next words dispelled his doubts.

"Hey, hey, do you think uncle, I will be afraid of you biting me with your teeth? Don't panic at all. Uncle, I have been practicing Iron Crotch Kung Fu for many years, and I am known as the Sun Wearing Steel Plate. Just give up your resistance. You may still be able to enjoy it if you are good."

Classmate Lu Ming was really speechless when he heard this sentence. He is really a top scorer in 360 lines. He didn’t expect that he would meet a perverted gay man when he wore women’s clothing for the first time in his life. He didn’t expect that he would meet a perverted gay man for the first time in his life. He is a leader among perverts. How did I rob this big guy in the first place? Could it be that this retribution in this world comes so quickly? But this retribution is too cruel. I am also a person who says this. Time-travelers, all in the novel are like Long Aotian. No matter how bad they are, they can't be raped by a man, right? . . . . . . .Is this a funny novel? ? ?

At this time, an emotionless voice sounded in a special space.

"Warning, warning, warning, test number: 6707 special exception occurred, error code 010, special exception emergency plan is activated, the system determines success, emergency plan a is activated..."

Lu Ming kept staring at the wretched uncle's face, trying to see any flaws in his face, but just after he seemed to be shaken for a moment, he heard a knock on the door, and he was about to call for help. The uncle blocked his mouth.

"Who is it? What's the matter?"

"Hello, do you need any special services?"

Lu Ming and his uncle were confused when they heard this sentence. Is the competition in this industry so fierce now? Two in a row in one night?

The uncle originally wanted to open the door, but after looking at Lu Ming, he gave up and said:

"unnecessary."

The hope that had risen in Lu Ming's heart was shattered. Seeing the uncle starting to untie his belt again, the feeling in Lu Ming's heart was really indescribable to outsiders. He thought quickly and came up with the final idea. an idea.

Just when the uncle was unzipping his pants, Lu Ming seized the opportunity and struggled for a while. As expected, the development of the matter did not exceed Lu Ming's expectation. The zipper was stuck through his underwear because he was too hasty when zipping it. . . .

Seeing this situation, Lu Ming was overjoyed. You must know that this is a feeling that all men understand. The pain of being stuck by the zipper of pants is really second only to the pain in the balls. As you can imagine, the key to being stuck by the zipper of pants is not It hurts when it's stuck, but you need to take the initiative to open the zipper again. If you don't pull it again, it will continue to hurt. If you pull it again, it will be quite painful. At this time, the inner struggle is where the real discomfort lies.

However, the development of the matter was beyond the imagination of all men. After our perverted uncle was stuck by the zipper, his expression did not change at all. He only chuckled and was indifferent, looking like a master from this world.

Lu Ming's eyes bulged and his mouth opened wide as he watched the uncle slowly pull the zipper on the net, and the zipper suddenly broke with a click.

"Surprise or not, surprise or not, uncle, I've been practicing Iron Blocking Skills for many years. My skills are so profound that even this foreskin is invulnerable. I'm not bragging to you. I'm not circumcised. That day I took advantage of the half-price offer to get circumcised, but I didn't expect that the doctor took the test for more than an hour before removing even one of my hairs, and then both the doctor and I gave up."

"Then you have a great taste."

Our great steely straight man had to lower his noble head in the face of such a scene. Just when his eyes were completely dim, one sentence rekindled the flame of hope for Lu Ming.

"Open the door, sweep away the bandits and crack down on prostitutes."

Ah, what a kind sentence, it is so intoxicating and so unforgettable. This beautiful sentence is like flowers, like the clouds, and more like the bright moon hanging high in the sky, which makes people feel sad. Feel the deep warmth deep inside.

Lu Ming was about to shout but his mouth was still blocked. Our uncle gently said slowly in Lu Ming's ears:

"Why are you so happy? The gangsters and prostitutes are being hunted next door. The question just now must be their test. Hehe, you can't escape tonight.

I won’t elaborate on what happened next. I think everyone understands that I accidentally wrote it like this. I tried all the ways I could think of and still couldn’t save our protagonist from being caught by the devil. It’s not that we are too rubbish, but The opposite side is too nb.

I saw our uncle held his head high, took out his crime tool, pointed it at our classmate Lu Ming's mouth, and thrust it hard. Our classmate Lu Ming's eyes were dim, as if he had lost the motivation to resist, and he looked like he was at the mercy of others. appearance.

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Just before the crime tool was about to hit the target, Lu Ming's dim eyes flashed with light. A Xinjiang dance-style parallel displacement of his head directly caused the uncle to get in the way. The uncle also did not expect that Lu Ming had not given up his struggle this time. It was a full blow with no room to hold back, and with a click, it directly punched a hole in the wall behind Lu Ming.

Lu Ming was still frightened when he saw this situation. If it were inserted into him this time, it would not be as simple as losing his virginity.

"Damn, I can't pull it out."

Fortunately, there was a crackdown on gangsters and pornography going on next door. Although there were indeed a lot of people next door, I immediately realized something when I saw the tools that penetrated the wall.

The next thing is very simple.

"Comrades police, don't look at me dressed like this. I was wronged. I was the victim. I was forced. You have to believe me. There is no crime in dressing up as a woman. It is not illegal to dress up as a woman. You can't. Catch me." See more!Prestige official account: hhxs665