Picked up a copy of Konoha Ninja

"Jiraiya, does he think he can do anything he wants just because he is the proud disciple of that guy from Garlic Mountain?" The ability of Danzo's subordinates to gather information has always been about 50-50 equal to that of Anbu. In the first issue, the concierge's uncle Shimura was serialized. After going online, he received the report.

At first, he thought someone was praising his Shimura clan's achievements in serving Konoha for many years, so he just let it go.

Unexpectedly, when he later walked in the temporary camp where Yugakure was located, the ninjas around him gave him weird looks.

It was like he was dragged into the grass at night by a few strong men to enjoy the flowers.

"Bring me a comic, I want to read it."

"Danzo-sama, I think it's best if you don't look at it."

You won’t let me see it, but I insist on seeing it.

Danzo grabbed the comic with his hands, but after glancing at the cover, his face flushed, "What are the drawings on this?"

"Uncle Shimura, concierge, my Shimura clan has already devoted all its efforts to Konoha during the Second Ninja War. Almost all of us sacrificed our lives. Now there are countless commemorative monuments in the clan. Could it be that this comic records us?" A senior member of the Shimura clan"

"In the hot summer, the concierge Mr. Shimura took over the responsibility of taking care of the bathhouse. On this day, he heard a strange sound coming from the bathhouse, intermittently."

The veins in Shimura Danzo's arms bulged, and his eyes were even redder. He slammed the comic in his hand to the ground and stepped on it several times.

"Jiraiya, how dare you insult me, a senior of the Shimura clan, I will kill you." After saying that, he pulled the collar of one of his subordinates and said, "Tell me, where is Jiraiya now?"

"Jiraiya-sama is on the front line of Tian Country."

"You stay here, I will go to Tian Country myself."

"Hey, Danzo-sama, don't be reckless." Seeing Danzo Shimura snatching away with his crutch, a dozen root ninjas immediately raised their heels.

A few days later, when Sarutobi Hiruzen was troubled by the rejected terms of the peace talks, he received this piece of information.

"What the hell, Jiraiya, that bastard, how dare you bring the Shimura clan into the comics, and do such nonsense?" Sarutobi Hiruzen was also very helpless towards his disciple who liked to spy on women's bathhouses since he was a child. He slapped his forehead suddenly to confirm this It's really possible that Jiraiya did this.

"Forget it, let me pass on the order first. The sale of this comic is strictly prohibited in the Land of Fire. Our names of Konoha ninjas are not allowed to appear in future comics."

"Yes."

Soon thousands of comics were confiscated in the village. Hiruzen Sarutobi couldn't help but glance at them, then walked back to his desk, holding on to his waist, "I can't do it anymore. I'm old and can't read this kind of stuff."

Two days later, information came back. On the front line of Tian Country, Shimura Danzo and Jiraiya had a great battle, destroying several miles of forest. There was a lot of noise, but the Kumogakure ninjas who were more than ten miles away The troops just kept waiting and watching. There were even ninjas from Kumogakure who were full of anger when they encountered Konoha scout ninjas and asked them why they were demonstrating at the border.

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Sarutobi Hiruzen was a little confused by this, and what made him even more depressed was that even after a fight with Danzo, Jiraiya did not admit that he published this comic.

Sarutobi Hiruzen knew Jiraiya's character well, and if it was really him who did it, he would definitely admit it.

Then there was an original manga on his desk, but the description of the Shimura clan in it was also very unfriendly. What did it mean to be forcibly pulled into the grass to enjoy flowers by several strong men from Kumogakure who ambushed on the way, and what did it mean to be forced into a ninja school? of students assigned homework

"This Jiraiya is really getting more and more fond of misbehaving. It would be great if Tsunade was here at this time." There was some recollection in Sarutobi Hiruzen's eyes. If Tsunade was here, with her ability, she should be able to stop that The guy who has been secretly in love with her for decades.

In the end, it was a wounded transport team that returned to Konoha that gave Sarutobi Hiruzen the answer. The chuunin was standing in the Hokage's office to receive the mission. He happened to hear the matter being discussed. He raised a hand hesitantly. "Excuse me, Lord Third Hokage. It seems that I can answer this question."

The ninjas in the room looked at him strangely, and his companions in the same team subconsciously moved away from him.

"Well, before I came back, I happened to visit the seventh team that made great achievements in the battle of Water Kingdom. When I walked to the door, I happened to hear the only ninja in the room whispering about this matter."

"Hey, Kawaki, you actually like to eavesdrop."

"I said you didn't knock on the door before you came in. Are you eavesdropping too?"

"This is not a good habit."

Kawaki smiled awkwardly despite sweating profusely, "The ninja in the room is Hatake Kakashi. If you know him well, you should know that he is a loyal reader of Jiraiya-sama's comics."

Sarutobi Hiruzen put his hands in front of him, put away the smile on his face and showed a bit of seriousness, "Well, Kawaki, let's get to the point."

"Hatake Kakashi said that this manga that is circulated throughout the ninja world is actually just a pirated copy, because the previous Ninja Side Story was famous for its female characters, but this latest serialized manga is... It is described based on the temperament of a middle-aged and elderly man, so it is obviously inconsistent with the original author Jiraiya-sama."

"But Jiraiya-sama, isn't he just such a lustful middle-aged and elderly man?"

"Yes, although it's a bit presumptuous to say it, Jiraiya-sama is very likely to be acting in his true self. After all, what happened in the village before" This man glanced at Sarutobi Hiruzen and did not dare to continue.

Sarutobi Hiruzen pondered for a moment, "Is there any other evidence?"

"Yes. It is said that every comic will have a toad paw print on it, and there is special toad oil from Mt. Miaomu. It will not dissipate even if it is soaked in water. However, these pirated comics on the market do not have any Toad paw prints made from toad oil.”

"Ahem," Sarutobi Hiruzen coughed twice, "Now that the matter has been clarified, let's send someone to tell Danzo about the matter. In addition, it will be announced in the village that Jiraiya will be punished with a part of his silver as a punishment for the Shimura clan. Compensation for loss of reputation.”

"Yes."

Originally, the matter of Sarutobi Hiruzen would have ended like this, but a month later, a latest comic series signed by Jiraiya appeared on the market.

"Female teacher Shimura Jie."

"Soul Dan." Sarutobi Hiruzen jumped with anger, "Quickly, notify the two elder advisors to come and take charge. I want to go to Tian Country to deal with that guy Jiraiya myself."

"The Third Hokage, the two elder advisors have been hospitalized."

"Nani"

"I heard that the latest comic series has roles for the two of them."

Sarutobi Hiruzen: ""