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"Currently, the New York City Government has notified that as the threat of acid rain still exists, the general public is advised to avoid traveling today."

"That's it for today's morning news. Goodbye."

At the end of a certain morning news station, a brief report on the casualties was given, and the TV screen in the Pizza King store turned to play a recently popular creative advertisement.

"Hey, I said."

"I feel like someone is suppressing this."

Deadpool was sitting at the dining table, chewing on the pizza that the guests had forgotten in the corner yesterday. His limbs had fully recovered, and the strong muscles with abrupt meridians extended all the way to his ugly face. Yes, that’s right. , he took off his hood and completely regarded Pizza King as his home.

"Given Hoffman's social status, it is inevitable for the higher-ups to suppress this matter and avoid expanding the impact."

"Hoffman's company has a huge presence in New York."

"Even if the government ignores the negative impact, his people who have lost their leaders will work hard to prevent the company from going bankrupt."

Parker, wearing a staff uniform, put the freshly kneaded dough into the oven, turned on his phone and searched for something.

"Well, the stocks of several companies listed on Hoffman's side have plummeted."

"And the powerful people living in the green area will not let Hoffman go. We don't have to worry about this guy escaping. He will have a very difficult life for the rest of his life."

Parker exposed his mobile phone screen in front of Saitama and Deadpool, and Twitter exploded. Taking advantage of the hot topic at its peak, major news media came out to expose the dark side of Hoffman Enterprises.

"besides."

"Deadpool, was this tweet sent by you?"

"The title is 'Shocking, a business tycoon who seems to be nearly a hundred years old actually watched the battle between humans and animals remotely', but when I clicked on it, it was a selfie of you and a modified person?"

Parker pointed at one of the popular tweets. The poster used the Deadpool avatar. When he clicked on it, he saw a lot of negative comments. Under each negative comment, the tweeter responded with dirty words. , and the troll's clear thinking instantly attracted the attention of a large number of black fans.

What's more, some anti-social remarks made by the tweeter were found in the tweeter's history and posted, urging Iron Man to use his technological power to find this scumbag and bring him to justice.

"Uh……"

"perhaps……"

"should……"

"it's me……?"

Deadpool crouched under the cashier. As a new Internet public enemy, he didn't want to discuss this issue with Parker at all.

Who would have thought that after a popular anti-hero signed up for Twitter, people would question his true identity and have him doxed?

"Forget it, how about you help me clean the store while I make pizza?"

"The ground is full of broken glass and blood. If Juan, who comes to open the store tomorrow, sees it, we will not have a good life."

Parker shook his head in the direction where Deadpool was hiding. After that, he returned to the workroom to continue the work at hand. There was also a freshly kneaded 9-inch pizza without toppings, lying on the cutting board waiting for Parker.

"Deadpool, come out quickly, let's clean up together."

"Here, here's the rag. I'll wipe the blood off the dining table and the window edges as well."

Saitama threw a rag with just the right humidity on the checkout counter, then picked up the broom in the store and walked towards the broken window, swept up the broken glass and threw it into the trash can.

Deadpool crawled out from under the cashier. He looked at the rag, and for a moment he couldn't remember the last time he did housework. Three years ago? four years ago?

"Hey!"

"Deadpool, this should fit you nicely."

Parker pushed open the door of the workshop and handed Deadpool a set of work clothes. His own spider suit was seriously damaged, so he had to put on the store's work clothes to deal with it. While baking pizza, he suddenly remembered that it looked like Deadpool. I also need a set. The parts below this guy's underwear are completely uncovered. Although it is a sour rain day, if a passerby accidentally passes by and sees a naked man cleaning the windows in the store, then Pizza King will not be disgraced and closed down. Far.

So after a while, Deadpool was wearing clean and tidy work clothes and was busy in the store with an unhappy expression.

"Damn, doing housework is more troublesome than killing someone."

Half-kneeling on the ground and repeatedly wiping the blood, Deadpool, who was sweating profusely, said the above famous quote.

"All right, boys."

"Our pizza is ready. Saitama, you have carried me and Deadpool such a long way, you can try it first."

When the store was almost cleaned, Parker walked out of the workroom with two plates of pizza and handed the pizza with the most meat to Saitama.

The first person he saw when he woke up earlier was Deadpool. Deadpool told him everything. His original intention was to sue Saitama for treating him differently. Unexpectedly, Parker blushed and hugged him on the spot. He closed his legs autistically, like an otaku who was caught by his mother while playing a hero pretending game in his second year of high school.

By noon, Parker, who was mentally back to normal, was still very grateful to Saitama for saving him and bringing him here. Perhaps due to his severe injuries, his memory after being knocked unconscious by the Corrupt Titan yesterday, He had completely forgotten.

"it is good."

Saitama happily accepted the pizza, took one-eighth of it, and swallowed it slowly.

"Hmm~"

"tasty."

Pizza King's pizza is as delicious as ever. Saitama feels that Parker has mastered the essence of Juan's skills and can open another store of his own.

"Little spider~"

"Me too~"

Deadpool was jealous in his heart, and on his wrinkled face, his big eyes looked at Parker, his lips were slightly biting, and he said coquettishly.

"Come."

"Give."

But Parker didn't buy it. He picked up three slices of pizza and stuffed it into Deadpool's mouth, gagging him, as if he was going to kill Deadpool.

"Ah~~~~"

"Cough cough cough."

"Little spider, you are so cruel~~~"

However, the pizza had too much topping, and Deadpool couldn't swallow it. It got stuck in his throat, making it impossible for him to breathe.

Even though Deadpool was on the verge of choking, he still stretched out his right hand playfully, as if grabbing somewhere in the distance, and slowly fell down.

"Asshole, when I went to rescue you yesterday, it was obviously a secret rescue."

"You suddenly called me loudly and woke up the Corrupt Titan. What do you mean?"

"Do you know how much I want to strangle you before taking you out when you sing love songs to cheer me up?"

"Damn it, just lie on the ground for a few hours."

Parker casually pulled a piece of white cloth on the table to cover the bitch Deadpool. However, Deadpool kept wandering on the edge of half-life and half-death by virtue of his self-healing ability. He had three pieces of pizza in his mouth and was speechless. He had to cry miserably. He reached out to Saitama for help.

"Actually, when you were hung on the tree trunk yesterday to show me your heart, I really wanted to send you to the sky with the Corruption Titan."

After Saitama said this, Deadpool was so disheartened that he could only hug his poor self and cry bitterly.

"No one listens to my sadness."

The blogger of Deadpool's avatar immediately updated this tweet.

Soon, there were hundreds of replies, all of which were insulting the poster with swear words and jointly calling for Iron Man to come and deal with this Internet scumbag.

Deadpool, who was covered with white cloth, cried even harder.