One punch bald head in Marvel

"so……"

"Aren't we going to do something today?"

Deadpool was lying on the checkout counter, tapping the window next to him out of boredom.

"Ah...I remembered, today is Christmas!"

Saitama moved a chair and sat by the window to enjoy the acid rain. His forehead raised, and his dull bald head suddenly became brighter.

The three of them stayed in Pizza King for a whole afternoon, doing nothing but watching the acid rain hitting the glass windows.

They were not forced to stay here because of acid rain, but because Parker and Saitama's apartment was destroyed and they had nowhere to go. The only place they could stay was here.

"Bald, wait!"

"Wait until I buy a turkey!"

"You, me, and Parker, although the three of us missed Christmas Eve, we can still spend Christmas together!"

Deadpool turned around and rushed out of the hole in the window at the speed of flying. Even though the diluted acid outside could still corrode the skin, Deadpool was not afraid. He stayed idle all day and finally finally temporarily He found the meaning of existence through sex and completely forgot about pain.

“But, will anyone still be selling turkeys in this weather?”

Saitama couldn't help but said while looking at the naked man screaming in pain and running like a deformed creature in the acid rain.

"Damn it, where's Deadpool!?"

After using the protection of the spider web to throw away the kitchen waste, Parker opened the door and found that there was someone missing in the store.

"He's out buying turkey."

Saitama raised his hand and pointed in the direction Deadpool left. It happened that the unrestrained man had just passed the intersection and ran to the right. He and his private parts were clearly visible.

"Yeah, it's Christmas today, no, that's not right!"

"Damn, he just walked out like that!?"

"The employee uniform I just brought him turned into water!?"

"Oh... what a cruel person, won't he feel pain..."

"Speaking of which, this man's whole body has been corrupted. How could he buy a turkey? Oh no, I doubt he took any money with him when he left here."

Parker didn't curse a few words before he was impressed by Deadpool's unyielding will. After all, a man who can run wild on a sour rainy day for a roast turkey and let his "little brother" go through many hardships is worthy of everyone's admiration.

"Oh, by the way, Saitama, a friend of mine named Stark called me just now and asked me about what happened last night."

"I didn't tell anything about you, and I was worried that it would affect your personal life."

"But fortunately, Stark is a technology tycoon. He has arranged for several newly developed construction robots to repair our house. According to time, it should be repaired by now. Let's set off."

After Parker's identity as Spider-Man was exposed, it was obvious that his tone and behavior had changed a lot. From the sunny and handsome boy's character, he gradually became more talkative. This gave Saitama a hunch that his sunny roommate was... Twisting in the direction of Deadpool, Saitama shuddered at the thought that Parker in the future might call himself "little bald guy" with his orchid fingers raised.

The two acted quickly. Parker wrapped a layer of spider silk around Saitama and himself as a protective film and set off. As for Deadpool who went out to buy turkeys, Parker left a note to give him directions. Of course, Parker was completely Didn't expect Deadpool to get the turkey.

"I feel like we're being ripped off."

A moment later, two wretched men covered in white spider silk stood in the middle of a messy apartment. They found that their home was still in the same ghostly state, with no one repairing it at all. Not only that, the wide-open windows also let acid rain fall in. , causing secondary damage.

"Stark, where's the construction robot you were talking about!"

"Oh, it was melted by acid rain halfway... Then I can understand... I can't understand it!"

"What? You said you were coming to my house for a Christmas party?"

"Wait a minute, are you kidding me? How can I have a Christmas party with my family like this? Hello? Hello?"

Parker immediately called Stark, who promised to send a construction robot, and roared angrily, but his call with Stark was interrupted because acid rain corroded the signal tower. In an instant, the signal in New York was weakened by three-quarters. This result Parker doesn't know what will happen to New York. One thing he can be sure of is that Stark will definitely think that he has agreed to the Christmas party invitation and is busy preparing food for tonight!

That playboy Stark will definitely come here wearing his best clothes, but he and Saitama will only have a pair of spider silk.

"No."

As Parker said that, he rushed into the bedroom and rummaged through the cabinets. Since he couldn't refuse to be embarrassed, he had to try not to be so embarrassed!

"No!"

Holding his last intact jacket, Parker knelt on the bumpy floor and shouted. At this moment, he understood that his work clothes were the only clothes he had left.

In this day and age when all shops are closed and you can’t buy clothes even if you have money, work clothes are as precious as diamonds (taken from a certain wave of the earth).

"Saitama..."

Parker came out of the bedroom in despair.

"Saitama, what's wrong with you?"

But he saw an even more desperate Saitama. This was the first time Parker saw Saitama looking so serious.

"I suddenly realized that although I defeated the Corruption Titan, I also had a hand in causing the acid rain."

"If someone finds out that I have something to do with acid rain, will I have to work here until I die to pay off my debts?"

"God..."

Saitama sat on a chair with his head in his hands. According to his initial estimate, his debt may have exceeded billions yesterday (actually far more). The feeling of sudden fear was very exciting, and even Saitama had already put it down. He took on the role of bankruptcy and imagined his pitiful future.

It was getting late, and in a dark room, two men with overwhelming negative energy, Parker and Saitama, sat on chairs facing each other. Because the dining table was damaged by the snake man, there was nothing between them.

"drop."

Parker's cell phone rang with a message tone. He opened it and saw that Stark had temporarily canceled the Christmas party. The message was sent an hour ago. Thanks to the collapse of the signal tower, Parker and Saitama waited an extra hour. , only to realize that they had lost the only Christmas dinner they could look forward to.

This heavy blow caused Parker's negative energy to instantly overwhelm Saitama, and it was likely to be overwhelming.

"Dong dong."

The door rang.

"Come on, Stark just canceled the party."

Parker, who thought it was an Avengers member outside the door, said that he was so desperate that he did not have the strength to leave his chair and open the door for him.

"Boom boom boom!"

The sound of the door became more urgent, and the person outside seemed to be in a hurry.

"I'm coming."

The other party knocked on the door reluctantly, which made Parker feel helpless. He stood up lazily, walked to the broken door, twisted the handle and opened the door.

But the scene outside the door made Parker completely clear. The naked man holding a roast turkey in his hand was something he would never forget in his life.

At the same time, the acid rain outside finally stopped after a whole day. Although there was still a rotten smell in the air, the night was unexpectedly beautiful. The moon and stars were sparse, and the edges of the clouds were dim. That night, the three of them sat by the window. , the bald man shared the roast turkey with the waiter and the naked man in the moonlight...