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"Let me guess what happened."

"After Deadpool separated from us, he went around causing trouble. Then he met an old acquaintance, 'Water Man,' and ended up getting run over all over the street."

Parker's eyes followed the huge wave that was getting higher and higher until the water man turned around the corner of the street and disappeared together with Suraya's scream.

"Wow."

"Bai Zai, you are actually a superhero."

"Why don't you spank that water man?"

The shop owner put his hands on Parker's shoulders at this time, with stars twinkling in his eyes.

I still remember that when he was young and vigorous, he came to New York to settle in the United States just to meet superheroes.

Although the person has passed the age of the second grade, the second grade disease still exists in the heart of this ordinary uncle.

"Hahaha, you must be joking."

"I'm going to help Deadpool fetch water? He wants to flood when he sees me."

"Deadpool can't die anyway, I just need to quietly rescue Suraya."

Water Man was once a sailor who was unfortunately affected by Parker during a mission. After being pushed off the ship, he gradually changed in the mysterious sea. He gained the ability to control water flow and change himself, and from that day on he changed everything. Blame it on Parker, who can be said to be one of Parker's mortal enemies.

Besides, in the current situation, it was obvious that Deadpool had provoked Water Man, and Parker didn't really want to take care of it.

"Saitama, please help straighten the car that's opened underneath. I'm going to rescue Suraya first."

"bye."

Parker pointed at the overturned cars on the street below like toys. After speaking, he took out the spider hood he carried with him and put it on, jumped up, and left with the spider silk hanging.

"Long time no see, old friend."

Parker passed behind the huge waves, walked through the alleys, and reached the place where Suraya was about to escape by taking a shortcut.

It was Charles Street. There were several cars parked on both sides of the street, with people sitting in the driver's seat. There was a famous dessert shop nearby. They seemed to be planning to buy some desserts to take away, and they did not expect the crisis to come.

"call……"

"As long as Suraya, as long as Suraya..."

"Deadpool, please don't follow me..."

Parker prayed silently in his heart, and at the same time he ran forward. When he reached the intersection, he shot out a thread of spider silk to stick to the petite, noisy girl, and then shot out a thread of spider thread to stick to the surface of the branch of the street tree, and just held him like this. Suraya swung down the next block.

"Hey!"

"Spider-Man, you bastard!"

Deadpool hadn't reached the intersection yet, but he saw Parker's silhouette passing by.

So he turned around in the direction of Parker's swing and moved his legs as hard as he could.

"Deadpool, you're done."

The waves behind Deadpool now gave birth to an insubstantial mouth-shaped structure, intimidating Deadpool with a deep voice.

Furthermore, the waterman's body submerged the nearby streets, and the cars floated around like duckweeds. The car owners who were waiting for dessert just now spilled their drinks in the car with a look of horror on their faces.

"Please be alone."

"I don't want to betray Little Spider, even if this bastard just refused to save me."

Even at the critical moment of life and death, Deadpool still turned back and taunted the waterman.

At the same time, Parker, who was flying with Suraya in his arms, discovered the deadpool who was chasing after him.

"Sorry, bro."

"You forced me."

Parker knew that if he continued to escape on the road, he would always be discovered by the Water Man, which would lead to a big war.

So he simply shot out the spider silk and jumped to the top of the street tree, then used the tree top to jump to the rooftop of an apartment, and continued to escape along the rooftop.

"Oh, that's really too much."

Deadpool watched helplessly as Parker jumped from the top of the tree and sank into the roof of a nearby house. Suraya in his arms gave him the middle finger.

Deadpool seemed to be able to see Suraya's mouth saying "fxxkyou" for a moment.

"what……"

"Forget it, Waterman, you can do whatever you want."

Deadpool gave up resistance and simply turned around and walked towards Water Man with a shrug.

"Deadpool, you're done!"

The water man threw himself at him while foolishly saying something similar to a death declaration.

"Yes, yes, I'm done."

"Okay, give me a quickie."

Before the Water Man capsized, Deadpool opened his hands and looked at the clouds on the horizon, with a happy smile on his face, just like the one in the classic movie "The Shawshank Redemption" that he revisited a few days ago.

Then he was crushed by the violent water and his whole body was broken. No part of him was intact, and even his whole head was broken back at 90 degrees.

"Oh, fuck."

He rolled his white eyes to show his dissatisfaction, and at the same time, the feeling of drowsiness was gradually coming over him.

"Hey, let's go Deadpool."

"Let's go have a drink."

Before Deadpool lost consciousness, he watched the tall man walk up to his deformed head and forcefully push his head back to its original shape. However, he died suddenly on the spot because of the roughness of the other man's technique.

And Parker, with his agile skills, quickly returned to the Japanese restaurant.

Saitama, who was dragging a Buick car and preparing to put it back where it belongs, saw Parker coming and greeted him from a distance.

"Yo, Parker."

"Did you really just bring Suraya back?"

Saitama looked at the pitiful Suraya in Parker's arms, and he was curious about how Deadpool was doing now.

"Saitama brother!"

Suraya broke away from Parker and ran over to hug Saitama. A faint floral fragrance hit her face.

"Okay, it's alright."

The expressionless Saitama leaned over and smiled, gently stroking Suraya's wet hair, and his tone became gentle.

"Let's go, Suraya, I'll take you back first."

Parker patted Suraya on the back from behind and reminded her that if she didn't go back, Al would be worried.

"okay……"

Suraya held Saitama in her arms, reluctantly looking like a frightened cub.

After pondering for a moment, he finally let go of Saitama and returned to Parker's arms, letting him use his spider silk to carry him back to Al's apartment in Brooklyn.

Saitama had just finished sorting out all the cars on the street. After saying goodbye to the Japanese restaurant owner and his wife, he took the key to the new apartment and walked back the way he came.

But when Saitama passed a small bar, he heard familiar yelling and cursing coming from the bar, but it suddenly became quiet again.

"I must have heard wrong?"

Saitama buckled his bald head and continued on his way home.

"Get lost, Water Man!"

"Who wants to have a drink with you!"

"Ahhhhh!!!"

After a while, the familiar yelling and cursing in the bar sounded again.

Deadpool was being tied to a chair by a rope made of water by Hydroman. The reason why he suddenly became silent just now was because Hydroman thought he was too noisy, so he kept pouring water into his mouth until Deadpool suffocated. Don't stop until you die.

However, Deadpool didn't stay still for two minutes. He suddenly raised his head and gasped for air, spouting dirty words in his mouth.

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