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The bartender stood at the bar and wiped the tabletop, which still had water stains from the previous customer's drinking, pretending that he had not seen the tied up Deadpool.

"Bartender, you're fucking blind."

"I've been kidnapped, call the police quickly."

"This guy is the famous villain 'Water Man'!"

Deadpool was shaking wildly on his chair, trying his best to break free from Hydro-Man's restraints.

The bartender just glanced at Deadpool who was working so hard, sighed, and continued to wipe the bar.

"Pat."

"I'll have a g-tonic and a chocolate daiquiri for this guy over here who looks like a strong-girl rapist."

The waterman leaned in front of the bar, snapped his fingers behind him, and ordered a drink with the bartender named Pat.

Pat raised his eyebrows, nodded, put the towel for wiping the bar back under the bar, took out the g-tonic from the wine cabinet and poured the waterman a glass first.

Then go back to the kitchen to get some dark chocolate in preparation for Deadpool's drink.

The water man took the wine glass from the table and drank it in one gulp.

"Hmm~"

"Brother, I wish our friendship will last forever~"

Water Man brushed his golden hair, raised his empty wine glass and saluted Deadpool, humming comfortably in his mouth.

"Waterman, is there something wrong with your brain?"

"We don't have a friendship at all, okay?"

Deadpool frowned and glared at Hydroman. He didn't know what Hydroman's plot was.

In short, judging from the tragic scene the last time he met Water Man, there was absolutely no friendship between the two.

"You're a notorious antihero, and you're still being watched by the Avengers, aren't you?"

"As a classic villain in the eyes of the media, I have quite a bit in common with you."

As he spoke, Water Man straightened up, used his thick arms to pull off Deadpool's mask, and at the same time released Deadpool's restraints, and then put the wine mixed by the bartender into his hand.

"If you hadn't drowned me just now, I might have mistaken you for a sorority runaway from some college."

"The kind who wears cute underwear and goes out to cheat on married men on weekends."

Deadpool did not resist the wine sent by Water Man, and drank it while slandering the other party, and then made a gagging sound.

The chocolate mixed into the combination of sugar and lime was really hard to like. Deadpool picked up the wine glass and stared at the chocolate foam floating on the water. He really wanted to throw the glass of wine away.

"Actually, I have always been curious. As x-n, you killed so many people and were not imprisoned in the 'raft'."

"As for me, almost no one was actually killed. Why was it that I was the one who was collectively criticized by the media, and I was also the one who was imprisoned in the 'raft' by the heroes."

Hydroman put his elbows on his knees and looked at Deadpool seriously.

"Uh... In fact, x-n are all declared by me myself."

"Wolverine and Storm, those guys with a strong sense of justice, don't recognize my identity."

"So in the recently released "Deadpool" movie, I slightly changed the script and asked Colossus to persuade me to join x-n, which looked more respectable."

Deadpool put down his wine glass in embarrassment, his eyes wandering, and he didn't even dare to look at Water Man.

"Deadpool!"

"I want to be a hero, or at least an anti-hero."

"Can you tell me what to do?"

Water Man suddenly grabbed Deadpool's shoulders and was so excited that he couldn't control his ability and wet Deadpool's hard-dried tights again.

"You? Hero?"

“That’s why you chased me and a young girl for several blocks?”

Deadpool said with a surprised expression.

"No, mainly the way you came to wake me up in a dance club wearing a bra was so disgusting."

"I really wanted to kill you before."

"But after the killing, I suddenly came up with the idea of ​​asking you for help."

Waterman still remembers that when he took refuge in the dark ballroom, he was suddenly woken up by Deadpool while hiding in the utility room while sleeping.

As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw a pervert with a fiery red wig on her head and half of her bikini hanging on her chest. Which fugitive would not collapse when faced with such a thing?

"Oh alright."

"I forgive you."

On the other hand, when Deadpool heard the other party saying that he was disgusting, his expression gradually became abnormal. Not only was he not angry, he also smiled kindly.

"Then can we talk about how to transform into a hero?"

"My golden image producer, Mr. Deadpool?"

The water man snapped his fingers again and called Pat over.

"You're just an anti-hero at best."

"And your gold medal image producer needs a cup of g-tonic, not that shitty chocolate, thank you."

Deadpool walked to the bar and sat down, pulled out a long knife and put it on Pat's neck.

However, Pat continued to work without changing his expression. He raised the long knife that was blocking the way, poured two glasses of wine, left the bar, and started mopping the floor in the hall with a mop.

"Isn't this guy afraid of death?"

Deadpool pointed his long knife at Pat, who was still mopping the floor.

"Pat is a good guy, don't give him a hard time."

"Let's go, this place will be officially opened soon, and marginalized groups like us will not be welcome then."

Water Man took out 40 dollars from his wallet and put it on the bar, dragging Deadpool out of the bar before he made a scene.

After the two left the bar, they quickly customized a detailed transformation route.

"Generally speaking, becoming a hero requires merit. Even though I am a scumbag, I have saved many people."

"So starting from today, we must work hard to punish rape and eliminate evil, become bigger and stronger, and create greater glory!"

Deadpool held Hydroman's thick shoulder and danced his other hand in the air, as if talking about the beginning of his ambition to dominate, attracting the attention of passers-by.

This sentence was excerpted from the Chinese movie "The Unknown" after accidentally entering a pirated website while searching for pornographic movies.

"Okay, I'll try my best..."

"So what should we do now, help the Avengers or x-n fight crime?"

Seeing that Deadpool was taking the topic further and further, Water Man quickly raised the key question.

"No, no need~"

"We first act in secret to create a feeling that you have reformed but are unique."

"Do you understand being a maverick?"

Deadpool took out his phone at this time, opened Google, and pulled out a piece of today's news.

The headline of the news read, "The Independent Gang has committed crimes repeatedly, and there are more dangerous elements in Hell's Kitchen. Is it Daredevil's incompetence, or his inability to lift his iron fist?" "Titles like these are very common in today's society.

"I have my goal figured out. Let's go kill this independent gang tonight."

Deadpool pointed at the photos of members of the Independent Gang wandering the streets, showing his white teeth and a very lewd smile.

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