Konoha: Naruto's abnormal life choices

The climate of the Fire Country is relatively similar to the country where I lived in my previous life.

The period between July and August is the peak temperature in the Fire Country.

After not encountering an enemy for two consecutive days, and with Naruto saying that he smelled bad, Yoshino could no longer bear it. When passing by a river, he took off his ninja combat uniform and jumped in to take a shower.

Naruto, on the other hand, was thrown on the slope more than ten meters away by Yoshino, looking at the long blue sky and thinking about life.

"Ms. Mikoto, aren't you going to take a shower with Yoshino?"

"I'll wash it when I go back to the village."

"You also smell sour and smelly like sweat!"

"Hey, really?"

"Well, it's very strong!"

Next to her, Mikoto's cheeks were visibly red. Any shameless woman couldn't stand the opposite sex saying she smelled bad.

What's more, it's a woman like Uchiha Mikoto who behaves elegantly even when she's on the run.

But after smelling it carefully, Mikoto really smelled.

After all, escaping is a high-intensity sport, and since it's late July and you're still wearing such a thick ninja combat uniform, it's only natural that sweat accumulates on your body and creates a stinky odor.

She is a normal person, not a little fairy who doesn't stink.

"Menma-kun, what are you looking at?" Mikoto asked tentatively.

"Bird in the sky, I hope it doesn't poop when it passes me." Naruto said.

Mikoto burst out laughing, looking at Yoshino taking a bath in the distance, her mind became more active.

She just raised her hand and tried to rub it on her hand, and it really made mud. She wanted to take a bath even more for a while.

But after all, there was a man around, and she was worried about the possibility of being exposed. Now that she heard Naruto's words, she felt a little relieved.

"I also want to take a bath, please Menma-kun, please look after us." Mikoto said with a smile.

"I guess not." Naruto said calmly: "In this position, I can only look up, unless Miss Mikoto helps me to lean against the tree."

Mikoto deliberately ignored the second half of the sentence: "Please, Menma-kun, please listen with your ears and give hints with your mouth."

Naruto pouted: "If a bird poops on my face, remember to wash it for me."

Mikoto smiled: "No problem."

After that, Mikoto stood up and walked forward, turning around in a circle to observe. She was completely relieved when she saw that Naruto still remained motionless looking at the sky.

In the past two days, she always felt that "Menma-kun" could actually move freely, so she probably thought too much.

Thinking like this, Mikoto's steps became much more brisk. She hummed a tune from the Land of Fire and slowly ran towards the river. Then she took off her ninja combat uniform and entered the river.

Under the scorching sun, two beautiful figures were playing in the river. After being washed, their tender skin looked like sweet ice cream under the sunlight.

Naruto's eyesight has always been very good, and even though he was lying more than ten meters apart, he could still clearly see the graceful bodies of the two beautiful women.

【Ding! 】

[Congratulations to the host for completing choice three. He took the opportunity to coax Mikoto and Yoshino to take a shower and peeped. 】

[The reward (10% body repair) was successfully distributed. 】

The next moment, the various worn meridians in the body recovered again, and the body was able to move to a greater extent. This feeling of comfort made Naruto once again feel that he had done the right thing.

I have been with Yoshino and Mikoto for three full days, and I have recovered 35% in these three days.

Only 5% recover on their own, and the rest are rewards given by choice.

If I choose to repair myself, I really don’t know how long it will take for me to be able to function normally.

If we continue with this momentum, we should be able to fully recover by almost the eighth or ninth day.

But the premise is that Mikoto can be controlled every time. She seems to be gentler than Yoshino, but in fact she is much smarter, and she has always maintained the proper distance from Naruto.

Never break the rules.

On the contrary, although Yoshino is not polite at all, he is much easier to get along with.

She doesn't think too much about her options. As long as they are not too extreme, she basically doesn't care about them.

So easy to deceive.

Suddenly.

A gust of fragrant wind came, soft and soft, like sweet dew, and light footsteps stepped on the tree trunk above my head.

"Naruto-kun, peeping is wrong."

Hearing Quan's soft words, Naruto withdrew his sinful gaze, and what came into view was Quan's oval face.

Even if the sight is from bottom to top, Quan is still beautiful, and there is no so-called visual difference.

It's a pity that she's not wearing a skirt, and she's not wearing a neutral dress, otherwise she would look better.

"I wasn't peeping, I was watching openly."

"Pfft."

"What are you laughing at?"

"nothing."

Quan looked at the two people bathing in the river and said, "Does Naruto-kun fall in love with them?"

Naruto didn't refute: "I should like them, but I'm still far from it."

Quan turned to look at him: "They are other people's wives."

Naruto thought for a moment and said, "I like it even more."

If you didn't consider that they were Shikamaru and Sasuke's mothers, Naruto might actually take action.

After taking action, Shikamaru and Sasuke may no longer exist.

Especially Sasuke, who is already considered a general under his command, there is no need to make him disappear.

So forget about taking advantage, there is no need for in-depth communication.

Quan chuckled: "Okay, I understand."

After she said that, she looked away, with a full smile still hanging on her lips.

"They're pretty lucky."

"How to say?"

"Isn't it enough that you like them?"

"So, you have better luck, and I still like you better."

Naruto waited for a long time after finishing speaking, but did not hear a response. When he looked up, Quan turned his back, seemingly ignoring him on purpose.

The roots of the ears are a little red.

There were rapid footsteps by the river, and the next second, the spring disappeared from the tree.

Naruto closed his eyes and felt the beauty of heaven and earth. When he opened his eyes again, his eyes couldn't help but light up.

Although the Yoshino I met before had good facial features, he was dirty all over and had lost many points.

Now that she was clean, she found a clean white shirt from somewhere to cover her milky white skin.

The long, slender and straight legs were brought together and bent down, squatting on the ground and looking at Naruto.

Naruto was looking at her too.

"Menma, can you move?" Yoshino suddenly asked.

"Can't." Naruto said.

"I just saw you moving."

"Lying." Naruto was sure. He just moved his head and eyes at most.

Yoshino narrowed his eyes: "You're the one who lied. I clearly saw you spying on me. I've always been wary of you."

"Not only me, but Mikoto, you also watched it."

ah!

She is really observing!

Naruto thought she was just bluffing, but unexpectedly

Awkward.

Forget it, just discover it if you find it. Even if she refuses to plead guilty to this crime, she can't do anything.

As soon as Naruto thought this, his choice was refreshed.

[Passive selection trigger! 】

[Your shameless act of spying on others taking a bath was discovered by Nara Yoshino. Now facing her accountability, your choice is...]

[Choice 1, remain silent: say nothing and let her guess. Completion reward (one hundred thousand taels)]

[Choice two, refuse to admit it: You are a gentleman, how could you peek? Completion reward (5% control of Nine-Tails)]

[Choice 3, act recklessly: just look at it, what’s wrong, not only look at it, but also directly hold her down to complete the reward (10% body repair)]

[Choice 4, take the opportunity to express love: You look at her because you love her, confess it, Saonian. Completion reward (10% control of Nine-Tails)]

emmm

What is a shameless act? The selector is the most shameless act.

It was obviously you who used rewards to seduce me, but now you are passing the blame on me.

Seeing Naruto staring straight at her, ranging from dull to frowning, Yoshino blinked and followed his gaze down.

I saw Yoshinono.

"Zanta, haven't you seen enough?" Yoshino was furious and reached out to pinch Naruto's face.

Naruto was pretending to be paralyzed now and couldn't hide away, but he was not a weak man who would just let a girl like her knead and play with him.

He immediately yelled angrily: "Stop it, I'm just looking at it, what else can you do!"

Just watch it?

Yoshino looked stunned, as if he didn't expect Naruto to admit it directly, nor did he expect Naruto to say such a thing.

"Damn it! Namikaze Menma, you bastard, I've been carrying you around for days and you actually yelled at me!"

"I just looked at you on purpose. I just like you, so be it."

The words of the two people were spoken almost at the same time.

After saying that, Nara Yoshino almost fainted, and a layer of pink quickly spread on his cheeks.

"Wha, what do you mean?"

Fortunately, Naruto has a talent bonus. As long as he doesn't deliberately turn it off, his eyes will remain in the so-called "cold" state.

Otherwise, Yoshino might find that Naruto was embarrassed for a moment just now.

‘? ? ? ’

‘Why haven’t rewards been given out yet. ’

‘I’ve already confessed my love, although it’s a bit domineering. ’

Just now, Naruto chose ten percent control of the Nine-Tails without much thought.

One is recovery, and the other is actual improvement. Which one is better and which one is worse is too obvious.

But what puzzled Naruto was why the reward after choosing to hold Yoshino three times seemed pitifully small compared to the previous options of becoming a Tai.

After thinking about it, Naruto continued: "The meaning is very obvious. I just wanted to see you on purpose, so I peeped. I like you, I love you, do you understand?!"

【Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing choice four. The reward (10% control of Nine-Tails) is successfully distributed. 】

In an instant, a huge amount of chakra rushed into the body, moisturizing most of the dry body.

Naruto then closed his eyes in contentment, waiting for the next storm of ridicule and abuse.

When you gain strength, you have to bear the corresponding pain.

It should.

"Menma, I am already a wife." Yoshino's voice sounded a little trembling.

Naruto guessed that it was probably because he was shaking with anger.

Although Yoshino has a good temper, it is normal for her to be angry now that Naruto has confessed his love to her, a married woman.

Just like when Naruto confessed his love to Ino's mother, Ino's mother's expression fell almost instantly at that time.

Yoshino pursed her lips, curled up, and stared at Naruto.

She noticed that after the little boy closed his eyes, he already looked ready to die. She looked at Naruto's facial features again and found that he still looked handsome.

Taking a deep breath, Yoshino was heaving, and she clenched her palms.

"So, can you wait until I get divorced and confess your love again?"

? ? ?

Damn it!

Naruto opened his eyes in shock and looked at Yoshino in confusion.

"No, what do you mean?"

"You promised me, but you still want to divorce me?"

Yoshino turned away and murmured in a low voice: "Who is doing it for you? You are so sentimental. I was about to get divorced. That Nara Shikaku and I were not suitable in the first place. We were forced to get together."

As she spoke, she stood up, moved her slender, snow-white legs, and fled out of Naruto's sight.

Naruto didn't get over the shock until Yoshino left.

"Tsk, tsk, Shikamaru's mother is getting divorced, and Shikamaru might disappear."

"Shikamaru, I'm a little sorry for you!"

Branches swayed overhead.

Quan appeared again, she curled her lips and said slightly displeased: "That's great, Naruto-kun is so popular. He can capture a woman's heart after just two days of knowing him, and he's still a wife!"

"Jealous?"

Quan turned his head away, put his words back again, and finally said, "Well, you never said you loved me."

Naruto heard this and said decisively: "I love you."

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The chirping of cicadas in summer was particularly noisy, and a green leaf fell on her shoulder. Yoshino was still thinking about what happened just now, when Mikoto also walked out of the water.

"Yoshino, what are you thinking about?"

"I went over before and forgot to ask Menma-kun about business."

"Then what did you say after you chatted for so long?"

"nothing."

Mikoto put on her clothes and looked at Yoshino's dazed look, and her intuition told her something was wrong.

The more a woman says it's nothing, the less likely it is that it's nothing.

Mikoto looked around and sat down next to Yoshino: "Yoshino, let's talk to me. We have been in trouble together for so long, and you should give me some trust."

After hesitating for a while, Yoshino finally spoke.

"Mikoto, I want to get divorced after I return to the village."

"For Menma-kun?"

"What, no."

"Do you still want to hide it from me? I can feel it. You are actually interested in Mr. Ma."

Yoshino sneered and shook his head: "It's really not because of Menma. At most, he made my thoughts firmer a little bit."

Mikoto rarely preached in this regard, but just asked: "Why is that?"

Yoshino said nothing, and quietly looked at the white clouds in the distance. When the white clouds drifted away, the sun pierced into her eyes, but she did not close her eyes.

Mikoto asked: "Are you unhappy?"

Yoshino asked back: "Do you think I'm happy?"

After thinking for a while, Mikoto shook her head.

"Mikoto, why do you think Shikaku always treats me so coldly? I don't owe him anything."

Yoshino said: "He always said I was troublesome, but I didn't want to trouble him. I didn't take the initiative to marry into his family."

After she finished speaking, she lowered her head, her eyes full of sadness.

Mikoto and Yoshino have known each other for many years, and this is the first time she sees Yoshino, a heartless person, with such an expression.

"Are you sure you want a divorce?"

"In fact, every time I had the idea of ​​divorce before, I would think that I would just live with whoever I wanted to spend the rest of my life with, so I would just have to make do with it."

Yoshino's meaning has been obvious, and now she doesn't want to give in.

Mikoto glanced back at Naruto lying in the distance: "Is it because of Menma-kun that we don't give in?"

"Um."

"Why, you have only known each other for a few days."

"When you and Fugaku got married, we didn't know each other very well."

Mikoto was dumbfounded: "That's right."

Yoshino laughed: "Actually, the main reason is that he just said he likes me and loves me. I like these disgusting words very much, but I probably won't hear it from Shikaku in this life."

really.

With Shikaku's character, let alone the disgusting words, it would be difficult for him to let Yoshino go in life.

Very screwed up.

"Okay!" Mikoto stood up and patted the dust on her pants: "Then I won't care about you. Just think about it yourself."

"I'm going to scout the area to see if there are any enemies, so I won't accompany you to meet Ma Jun."

"Anbu is a very dangerous team. You'd better ask Menma-kun for information about him before doing anything further."

Having said everything that should be said and shouldn't be said, Mikoto twisted her peach-like figure and left slowly.

"well!"

Yoshino felt that she had gotten hot too easily today, and it was all Mikoto's fault, so she had nothing to say further.

As a result, many images inappropriate for children appeared in her mind.

Time passed slowly, and the Golden Crow flew westward, gradually dimming.

After getting up, a mark that looked like an apple had been printed on the grass. Yoshino didn't pay attention to such a small thing. She felt very uncomfortable now.

Finally, she looked at Naruto and walked towards him.

"."

The days of pretending to be paralyzed are so boring.

Although he recovered quickly, the days when he couldn't move and had no one to talk to were really boring.

"It's true that Sister Quan is here and there for a while, as if she's playing."

"Why don't you chat with me more?"

Naruto sighed resentfully. At this moment, he was like a concubine who was thrown into the cold palace in ancient times.

Lonely, lonely and cold.

"Menma—"

The movie star would occasionally make a show, and it wasn't until Yoshino's two long, reflective white legs came closer that Naruto realized he was calling him.

Faced with one of the murderers who might have killed Shikamaru with him.

Naruto showed a little bit of anxiety and glanced up. Although he saw most of the big white legs, the loose white shirt still covered the private parts.

However, this feeling of holding the pipa half-hidden is even more exciting.

As the saying goes, it is better to wear more than not wear at all, to wear less than to wear less, and to wear half and cover half of it.

Naruto was torn between the idea of ​​saving Shikamaru or not, and finally swallowed and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Menma, do you know that you haven't showered in several days and you stink like hell." Yoshino hid his hands behind his back and looked up at the stars.

Naruto:"."

You may not know that every day when you are sleeping soundly, I take a shower.

Or the personal cleaning service of the beautiful girl Uchiha Izumi.

To say I stink is a joke.

Naruto said speechlessly: "Do I smell bad? Why don't you smell it?"

"Bah, whoever wants to kiss you is so shameless."

"???"

After being scolded for no reason, Naruto's eyes widened: "That's what I said."

Before he finished speaking, Yoshino had already squatted down, his cheeks flushed, but his movements were not slow at all, and he untied Naruto's clothes smoothly.

Then he took out a towel from behind and wiped it gently on Naruto's chest.

"You stink like hell. Let me wipe the sweat off your body so that you don't stink when I carry you." Yoshino's eyes dodge and his pink lips open and close.

Her voice trembled, and her cold fingertips touched Naruto's body, causing a tingle.

Then, rub it, the more you rub it, the more uncomfortable it becomes, slowly from the chest to the stomach, and then to the abdomen

Naruto decided to refuse such a fragrant temptation. He still didn't want Shikamaru to disappear from this world.

After all, in the original work, Naruto really liked the character Shikamaru.

"Yoshino."

".Uh. Huh?"

Feeling Yoshino's hand shaking, Naruto stopped talking for a few seconds.

【Ding! 】

[Passive selection trigger! 】

[Nara Yoshino A is here, do you want to take this job? Your choice is.]

[Choice 1, a gentleman: reject her. Completion Reward (100 Days of Purity)】

[Option 2, double-crossing: For Shikamaru to reject her, match up her relationship with Shikaku, for a one-month time limit. Completion reward (artifact·turtle shell)]

Artifact·Turtle Shell: Can be used as an immortal by any attack.

[Choice three, you can pick it as you like: just lie down. Completion reward (20% control of Nine-Tails)]

Twenty percent control of the Kyuubi!

If you get it, won't it go up to 90%? !

At this moment, Naruto woke up.

Who is Shikamaru?

Sorry, he is the good brother of the original owner, not mine.

Not familiar!

"What are you going to say? Why don't you say it." Yoshino rubbed Naruto's belly vigorously, his eyes filled with tenderness.

"I think my thighs are quite dirty too. How about you take off my pants and wipe my thighs too." Naruto looked away, feeling flustered.

This request is a bit excessive.

I don’t know if Yoshino can agree.

It was approaching dusk, the clouds had dimmed, and the summer evening wind whistled through the trees.

"Ah, okay. It really stinks. It's not good either." Yoshino's voice seemed to be broken, but still vague.

A pair of white hands trembled as they slowly unbuttoned Naruto's waistband.

"Menma-kun."

"Um?"

"By the way, you haven't even told me what's going on with you, your age, and your job content."

"Eighteen years old"

"Ah." Yoshino suddenly paused and said in shock: "You are only eighteen years old."

Then, she looked at Naruto's height and nodded again: "Don't worry, he will definitely grow taller."

Okay, okay, not baby teeth.

Naruto:"."

I told you I lied to you, are you willing to believe it?

"When did you know me?" Yoshino's hands were extremely smooth, like frozen yogurt.

Regarding this issue, Naruto thought about it carefully. In fact, in the memory of the original owner, he had met Yoshino.

On the first day of entering the ninja school, Shikamaru was sent to school by Yoshino.

"I've known you since I was very young."

"Ale, why didn't I know?"

"I'm an orphan and can't fit into your circle."

Hearing this, Yoshino's whole body trembled, and a slight pity filled his heart. He stopped moving and stared into the eyes that looked like the deep sea.

She thought she understood.

There are so many coincidences and chance encounters in the world.

It must be Menma. He used to have a secret crush on me that he didn't dare to tell, so he always followed him silently. This time he happened to be in danger, so he stepped forward.

Now that I think it's okay, I'll take the opportunity to get close to myself and confess my love.

Yoshino bit her lip and said, "You are so scheming!"

Naruto was confused and didn't understand where he had made a flaw, but Yoshino discovered the flaw.

Suddenly, Yoshino dropped the towel and bent down, holding Naruto's face with both hands, pursing her pink lips and whispering to Naruto.

"you made it."

The soft lips touched Naruto's lips. Naruto's heart skipped a beat and he almost couldn't control himself and took her into his arms.

They kissed.

Yoshino said: "After returning to the village, I divorced Nara Shikaku."

Naruto replied: "It's up to you."

【Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing choice three. The reward (20% control of Nine-Tails) is successfully distributed. 】

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far away.

Mikoto sat alone on the treetop, quietly looking at the eye-catching scene below, she couldn't help but gently hold her forehead.

"this"

"Why did Yoshino just give it to me so casually in the middle of nowhere? Why didn't she develop feelings first?"

"well!"

Yoshino, you are not divorced yet.

It’s considered cheating!

Mikoto sighed as she acted as a patient guard, guarding Naruto and Yoshino.

"Creak!"

There was a slight sound behind her, and Mikoto frowned and looked back.

I didn't know when a person with a one-eyed mask appeared behind her. Mikoto was very confused, but she didn't choose to fight with him.

Because the person in front of me has a Mangekyō Sharingan.

However, just when Mikoto wanted to ask, the man wearing the mask attacked Mikoto without hesitation.

"lucky"

The speed was so fast that Mikoto didn't even have time to shout before she was knocked unconscious by the one-eyed masked man.