Konoha: Naruto's abnormal life choices

The sun sets and the moon rises; the moon sets and the fog rises.

On a new day, the first thing Naruto did was to yawn, and then looked at Yoshino who was hurriedly getting dressed next to him.

She didn't sleep all night last night and stayed in a kneeling position all night long. Her fair legs and knees were already red and swollen.

Naruto just noticed it and felt a little sorry for her: "There will be plenty of time in the future, so why be so kind? It hurts."

"You scum, you liar, why don't you get out of here!"

There was a bit of shyness and slight annoyance on Yoshino's cheeks. This man, so scheming, actually deceived her so deeply.

Fortunately, at the beginning, I thought he was paralyzed, so I kept thinking about him, and even played a role of overlord and forced the bow.

But in the middle and late stages, he suddenly stopped being paralyzed, and then Yoshino suffered a lot.

"I admit the liar, I did lie."

Naruto said in a teasing tone: "But what the hell is a scumbag? It seems like someone forced the wall against me. I just lay flat at first and didn't move."

"How can you and I be like that? I just see you in pain and pity you."

Yoshino felt ashamed and annoyed, but what Naruto said was true, so she could only squeal and turn away from him.

"Yes, yes, I am a wretch. No matter how pitiful you are about me now, please rest quickly."

Naruto held Yoshino's jade-like hand in his palm and said in a bored tone: "You haven't had much rest all night, I feel sorry for you."

While speaking, Naruto took up the golden chakra and poured it into Yoshino's body. The nine-tailed chakra, which had been transformed by the power of incense, removed the negative aspects and retained the power and healing ability.

Soon, the redness and swelling on Yoshino's knees disappeared.

"Rest, baby."

Under Naruto's dreamy gaze, a red cloud rose up on Yoshino's beautiful face.

‘I don’t want to like him either, but he calls me baby! ’

Yoshino likes to hear love words. After Naruto discovered this last night, he said many love words to please her.

But she herself is not very good at speaking. For example, now, she just replied dryly: "Oh."

Naruto hugged the beautiful woman in his arms and let her lie on his lap and squint for a while, while Naruto himself explored the power he now possessed.

Although the amount of chakra is still huge, it is far less than before using the Eight Door Dunjia.

If you want to return to your previous state, it will only take three to five days if you are lucky.

When Naruto came to his senses, he noticed that Yoshino was staring at him intently.

"Why, your husband is so handsome, are you stunned?"

"Pooh!"

Yoshino turned away: "I am someone else's wife, and my husband is someone else. You can be considered a thief at best."

After the words were spoken, Yoshino realized something was wrong. She glanced at Naruto nervously, worried that Naruto would be angry because of this.

But how could it be?

She has a husband, which will only increase Naruto's attack speed and critical hits.

"Baby, I helped you recover. Let's communicate again." Naruto calmly helped Yoshino turn over.

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sunrise.

Yoshino staggered and pushed Naruto away and ran away. She said: "She should never come near Menma again, and tell Menma not to touch her for a short time."

However, Naruto is Naruto and Menma is Menma. If she doesn't get close to Menma, what does she have to do with Naruto?

So, Naruto spoke words of love and coaxed her into his arms again.

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Three poles in the sun.

Yoshino cried and said, "I feel like you just want to sleep with me."

Naruto said: "Baby, I love you. I touch you because I love you."

Yoshino pursed his lips: "Really?"

Naruto's expression and eyes were full of sincerity: "My dear, you have to believe me."

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In the river.

Naruto was doing push-ups in the river. The clear river water washed over every inch of his body. The impact of the water made him feel a little tired and gasp.

The sound of water flowing is long and short, slow and slow, and there is a happy relaxation in laziness.

Naruto slowed down his pace and counted each number slowly.

"Nine hundred and ninety-eight."

"nine hundred ninety-nine."

"one thousand."

"ah!"

When he reached the thousandth push-up, Naruto roared and fell completely into the water.

Time flows slowly like this, with a little comfort and warmth.

Not long after, Yoshino, who was practicing diving in the water, rushed out of the water. She gave Naruto a hard look, picked up the clothes and put them on her jade-lotus-like arms, covering her straight, snowy legs.

After a few breaths, Yoshino picked up the ninja shoes and slowly put them on the feet as delicate as suet, covering the powdery soles of the feet.

"What are you doing lying in the water? You're not afraid of suffocating yourself to death."

Before speaking this time, Yoshino ran far away, and she swore that she would never be deceived by Namikaze Menma again.

Every time, he would coax her and then inject the Nine-Tails chakra into her body.

As the name suggests, this is caring for her and relieving her fatigue.

But she didn't want to think about where her fatigue came from.

"baby."

"Don't call me baby yet."

In just one day, Yoshino now has a stress reaction when hearing the word "baby".

She ran away in panic: "I went to find Miqin. She has been teasing me all day, and she doesn't know how to scold me when we meet."

Naruto scratched his head in embarrassment.

Perhaps Yoshino was not the only one who was scolded.

Maybe from now on, Naruto will be labeled in Mikoto's mind as a scumbag who pretends to be paralyzed in order to deceive women.

I don't know how Mikoto would be grateful after seeing Naruto's fighting prowess.

Will he be compared with Uchiha Fugaku?

Hahaha.

Before putting on his clothes, Naruto took another look at his muscle lines, which were great.

After setting up the stove and cooking, since he no longer pretended to be paralyzed, there was no need for Naruto to continue to embarrass himself in terms of eating.

With a wave of his hand, he summoned some ingredients from the storage space and put them aside, waiting for Yoshino and Mikoto to come back.

In this world, I have never heard of a wife who can't cook. Even female ninjas in the ANBU like Sister Xiyan have to work hard to learn how to cook good food in order to get married.

This has become a custom, and Mikoto and Yoshino, two married women, will definitely do it.

Naruto, on the other hand, has never been very good at cooking.

After waiting for nearly an hour, Yoshino and Mikoto didn't come back.

Naruto gradually felt something was wrong: "Sister Quan, where did they go?"

The branches on the southeast side swayed, and a soft voice came out: "I don't know where Ms. Yoshino went."

"Okay, I'll go look for it. You can keep an eye on the pot here and tell the clone if you need anything."

With a bang, more than twenty clones appeared and dispersed in different directions, leaving only one in place for Izumi to communicate with.

Izumi, who was hidden among the dense branches and leaves, looked at the direction Naruto left and blinked.

"Naruto-kun, I'm not lying to you. I really don't know where Miss Yoshino has gone."

"You were the one who ran away in a hurry before I could finish what I said."

As he spoke, Quan leaned against the tree trunk and took out a big treasure from his pocket.

"It's quite interesting to take videos to record life. I'll ask Yukito to take some videos next time."

She smiled as she looked at the erotic scene in the camera. This camera was the one Samyi had given her, and she had kept it.

I didn't expect it to come in handy today.

Naruto has always called the eldest and the short Yoshino, and Izumi is a little jealous.

"Being a treasure comes with a price, Ms. Yoshino."

"If you dare to be sorry, Naruto-kun, then prepare to debut as a star, and the whole world will see your work."

Naruto found Yoshino more than ten kilometers away.

She squatted on the ground, her eyes blank, confused, and a little scared.

The moment she saw Naruto, Yoshino ran towards Naruto and hugged Naruto tightly.

"Let's elope!"

"I'm not going back to Konoha!"

Naruto was confused when he heard this and asked, "What happened?"

Although defecting to Konoha is not uncommon, Shikamaru's mother in the original novel did not defect.

Could it be that my little butterfly fanned the original direction?

"Mikoto is missing!"

Yoshino's voice was timid and full of panic: "Mikoto must have looked down on me, so she left."

Naruto was stunned for a moment: "No way, I feel that Sister Mikoto has been getting along well with me these past two days. How could I look down on you?"

Yoshino was also a little unsure. She pursed her lips and said, "Mikoto has always been the most observant of women's ethics. She reminded me before I got married to you. When she saw me and you having a relationship, she must have thought that I had fallen. .”

"If she tells her story about us after she goes back, I will be criticized by thousands of people."

"Although Nara Shikaku and I have no relationship, we are still married after all."

Naruto frowned, this was indeed a big trouble.

Rumors were such a scourge that even Konoha White Fang couldn't bear it and chose to commit suicide, let alone Yoshino.

Moreover, the White Fang incident was still controversial. If word spread about Yoshino and Naruto, it would be a real blow and would be despised by thousands of people.

The original novel didn't go into too much detail about Mikoto, so Naruto wasn't sure if Mikoto was a talkative person.

His understanding of Mikoto is far inferior to that of Yoshino.

Naruto comforted Yoshino: "It's okay. Mikoto-san is probably hungry and looking for something to eat. I'm hungry too. Let's go get something to eat first."

Yoshino nodded and followed Naruto back to the river step by step.

When Yoshino saw the pot and ingredients, he immediately became interested. He put the sadness and panic out of his mind and started cooking excitedly.

Neither she nor Naruto thought about whether Mikoto might be in danger.

Because if you encounter an enemy, how can you only cause trouble for Mikoto?

Naruto had been making out with Yoshino last night, and it was obvious that they were the better pair to win.

But it just happened to be the opposite.

Just after Naruto and Yoshino finished eating, Naruto received a message from the shadow clone and found something left by Mikoto in the northwest.

The northwest direction is not the direction to Konoha, but the battlefield between Konoha and Iwagakure Village, right over there.

"Oops, Mikoto-san might be in danger." Naruto told Yoshino about the discovery of the shadow clone.

"Damn Iwagakure!"

Yoshino became even more panicked than when she thought Mikoto was returning to Konoha alone. She took Naruto's hand on the spot and said, "Menma, I have to save her. I can't watch Mikoto get caught."

Not to mention her friendship with Mikoto.

Just talking about the fact that Mikoto was in danger because she looked out for her, she couldn't possibly watch Mikoto fall into the enemy's hands. In that case, she would have an uneasy conscience for the rest of her life.

Yoshino moved and stared at Naruto. She hoped that Naruto could accompany her.

But after a while, Naruto still made no move.

Menma, doesn't he want to?

why?

Could it be that I saw the wrong person?

Yoshino felt empty in his heart and lowered his head: "I will come back after I rescue Mikoto. Just wait for me here!"

"Only you, how can you save her?"

"none of your business."

"Tsk, why are you shouting so loudly?"

Naruto shook his head and took Yoshino's hand: "You have to wait for me, but I don't like waiting for anyone. Let's go save Mikoto-san together."

"You were unwilling just now." Yoshino blinked his bright eyes and looked at her.

Naruto chuckled and tightened her hand: "How can I ignore the person you want to save? Your business is my business."

Your business is my business.

So, Menma doesn’t want to save Mikoto, but he is willing to take risks for me?

Yoshino's heart was deeply touched.

She whispered: "Thank you."

"I'm not sincere. I want to say thank you to my husband."

Naruto raised his cool eyes and looked at her, a smirk spread on the corner of his mouth.

The two people under the big tree seemed to be whispering. The leaves could not completely block the light for them, and the messy sunlight shone on the young man's face and imprinted on the tip of his nose.

The wind is just right.

Yoshino said softly: "Thank you, husband."

Sitting on the tree, Quan was itching his teeth.

She looked at Yoshino and felt more and more uncomfortable.

"I've never been called that before."

Naruto didn't know what Izumi was thinking. He pulled Yoshino away from the scene. When he turned around, a trace of depression flashed across his expression.

After waiting for a long time, the dog selector did not release the selection.

It was so much fun to not give him a choice. What the hell was that? Naruto seriously suspected that there was a bug in the selector.

But no matter how bad the bug is, he has to save Mikoto because she is Sasuke's mother.

Shikamaru could disappear, but Sasuke definitely couldn't.

Shikamaru can be said to be the brother of the original owner, and has no relationship with the current Naruto, but Sasuke has actually been with the current Naruto for a long time.

Moreover, Sasuke is the one who signed the devil's contract with Naruto, the subordinate with the greatest room for future growth, and the reincarnation of Indra.

For both public and private reasons, Naruto couldn't let anything happen to Mikoto until something happened to him.

Naruto muttered silently in his mind: "I want to use active choice."

Please, give me some tips.

[Actively choose to trigger! 】

[Uchiha Mikoto was knocked unconscious and locked up. The choice you will make is...]

[Choice one, save her: Go to the cabin and save Uchiha Mikoto. Completion reward (50% favorable opinion of Uchiha Mikoto)]

[Choice 2, silence is golden: Don’t care about anything, pretend you don’t know about it. Completion reward (Uzumaki Shikamaru)]

[Choice three, aiding the villain: Help the kidnapper and brutally ravage Mikoto with him. Completion reward (Uzumaki Sasuke)]

"???"

Uzumaki Shikamaru?

Uzumaki Sasuke?

What the hell? ! !