Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

"Are you embarrassed?"

After staring at the blood marks on Asuka's face for a long time, after comparing the size of the marks, Ichikishima threw the shovel in his hand into the sink, then held the handle of the pot with both hands, and poured the food in the pot into the basin. fall.

Wow!

The steaming instant noodles filled the face-sized basin to the brim in an instant. Looking at the instant noodles in the basin, she directly grabbed the chives on the cutting board and threw them in.

Asuka's eyelids jumped a few times when he saw the soup splashing on the marble and the chives chopped haphazardly in the basin, and then the nearby wounds were involved, causing his painful eyelids to jump a few more times.

"Hiss~"

Hearing the sound of gasping for air in her ears, Ichikishima-hime put the instant basin in her hand in front of her, picked a bowl from it for herself, and pushed the rest to Asuka.

"It's cooked instant noodles again." Asuka lowered his head and looked at the instant noodles in the basin. After his eyes stayed on the chives for a while, he picked up his chopsticks and reluctantly took a bite from it.

"It would be nice to eat some."

Putting a mouthful of noodles into his mouth, Ichikishimahime chewed it gently, nodded with satisfaction and said, "The soaked instant noodles taste too strong, and my mouth is full of the smell of chicken stewed with mushrooms. It's very shameless. The cooked ones are It’s much better, except for salt, I don’t put anything in it, it has no taste at all.”

It really has no taste at all.

Asuka expressionlessly sucked the noodles. The hot steam made his wounds burn a little, and his facial muscles subconsciously twitched a few times.

At this time, Ichikijima Hime secretly raised her head and glanced at the orange cat sitting elegantly eating next to her. Then she looked at the dozens of scars on Asuka's face and gloated.

"Didn't you hit the cat in the fight?"

Hearing this, the orange cat raised his head and glanced at the blood mark on Asuka's face, and then his consciousness was immersed in his mind, and he came to a place with great scenery.

The blue sky, clear water, green grass, and gentle sunshine are no different from the outside world.

After walking briskly around inside, it saw a red-haired woman lying on the grass without any image, cursing and not knowing what she was talking about.

"Yo, Kushina!"

As that soft and cute voice reached her ears, Kushina knew who it was without having to listen.

She deliberately turned her head to the other side and looked at the unchanging scenery in front of her. She suddenly became a little irritable. Then she closed her eyes and covered her ears with her hands.

Snapped!

Patting Kushina's arm with his paw, the orange cat seemed unable to walk to the side of the road. After taking two deep breaths, he also collapsed to the side and said.

"Why don't you just kiss me twice? I'm the one you're kissing. What does that have to do with you? Look, you tickled the bird."

Hearing this, Kushina's face darkened. She suddenly sat up from the grass. After staring at the orange cat coldly for a while, she followed the orange cat's eyes to look at the birds eating outside.

In an instant, the air became a little solid.

The originally windless environment suddenly turned up a whirlwind for some unknown reason.

The next moment, it heard Kushina's cold voice coming from its ears.

"Knowing that it was me who entered your body yesterday, he actually kept blowing air into my nose, blowing air."

"Wait~"

The orange cat did a sit-up. Looking at Kushina with a murderous look on his face, he couldn't help but rolled his eyes and said, "That's my nose, not yours."

"Oh, is there a difference?"

With a sneer, Kushina turned to look at the fat cat, a cold light flashed in her eyes, and asked. "If a giant held your head in his mouth, would you like it? Would you feel comfortable?"

Hearing this, the orange cat was silent for a rare moment, and then he raised his head, stared at Kushina like an idiot, and nodded.

"As long as it doesn't smell like orange, I'm very happy. Recently, he learned a bad lesson and couldn't eat oranges at home, so he actually added oranges to canned cats, euphemistically calling it the new cat food from the Land of Birds.

If I hadn't gotten up very early one morning and discovered that he secretly put oranges in the cat's food, I would have been tricked by him. "

at this time.

There seemed to be a hint of embarrassment in the air.

Hearing the chattering voice of the orange cat in her ears, Kushina fell into rare silence.

She discovered that people and cats don’t think alike.

It's also possible that the cat grew up with that bastard and developed a dependency between them.

After staring at the orange cat for a while, she moved back a little and said every word through gritted teeth.

"Perverts, both you and that bastard."

"You can't say that."

The orange cat stood up and took two steps, then patted Kushina's thigh and glanced at her secretly.

The figure is well-proportioned, with a slender waist, slender legs, and well-distributed muscles.

No matter what style of clothes she wears, she is like a clothes hanger and can show off her beautiful curves in any outfit.

The most important thing is that the meat grows in the right place.

"Kushina-sama!"

After circling her twice, the orange cat jumped onto the stone, looked at the other party condescendingly, and asked, "I remember that you seem to have a strong will of fire, right? I seem to have heard Asuka say, you You wanted to become Hokage, but no one voted for you at the time."

Click!

The moment the words fell, there was a sudden burst of bones in the air.

After the fat cat opened the wound that she didn't want to mention, Kushina's molars were chewed to pieces, and she coldly replied, "At that time, I already had other plans in my mind and body. I just held it for a try." A trial mentality.”

Um! Um!

The orange cat nodded without puncturing the window paper.

Who voted for Kyuubi to be Hokage? This is simply more magical than voting for Uchiha to be Hokage.

"Since your will of fire is so strong, you should respond to the Hokage's call, right?"

"What on earth do you want to do?"

Hearing this, it looked up at Kushina, glanced at the other person's cold face, and then lightly patted its two cat paws, and suddenly a few black lines appeared in the air.

Soon, those black lines outlined a paper document and fell into Kushina's hands.

Um?

The moment she saw the paper document in her hand, Kushina was stunned for a moment. After she opened it and glanced at it twice, her expression suddenly changed and she threw the paper document in her hand towards the orange cat.

As the document flew, it slowly turned into little stars and dissipated in the air.

At this time.

The orange cat raised his head, looked at the red-haired woman whose chest was rising and falling violently, and sighed.

"Hey, didn't we just go through the Third World War? The village's population has dropped a bit. Lord Hashirama recently encouraged widows to get married and have children.

As long as Konoha does not want another war with Sunagakure Village, Asuka cannot marry a rebellious ninja from Sunagakure Village. In addition, all his peers are dead, and it is very difficult to find a suitable age partner for him now.

Counting up, Tsunade is the only one who has never been married. The two of them want to get married unless something unexpected happens.

Counting down, there are quite a few people who are not married, but the lower blood limit of each of them is too low. After combining with Uchiha, it will not be of any help to the next generation.

There is a Uzumaki Widow next door, but I am not familiar with her, how can such a good thing be given to outsiders so cheaply?"

Seeing that the other party actually said such shameless words in a tone that was good for you.

Kushina stood up slowly, staring at the fat cat expressionlessly, with a cold light flashing in her eyes, and asked.

"Is this what you meant, or what Asuka Uchiha meant?"

"This one"

The orange cat ignored the other party's angry eyes and looked at Kushina calmly.

After its eyes stayed on her undistorted figure for a moment, it slowly spoke in a soft and cute voice.

"This is actually what my grandfather meant. He told me back then that if Feiniao's lineage was not to be extinguished, it would be best for me to investigate the woman before he gets married.

You must check it yourself and find someone who can give birth to a son. You must not be careless. "

At this point, Orange Cat suddenly paused, and couldn't help but blame his grandfather.

Grandpa, it’s true. How can it tell which people are good enough to have sons?

Those wives who have already given birth can tell something.

For example, Kushina gave birth to a son, and Uzumaki Kana gave birth to a daughter.

After a moment of silence, it raised its head and looked at Uzumaki Kushina and continued.

"You know, Asuka is a powerful Kage-level man, backed by the largest wealthy family in Konoha, supported by the third Uchiha figure, and has such a big family fortune. If any other matchmaker dares to introduce him to a widow as the first bride, Object, is the matchmaker still alive?

This is what I can say. If it were another matchmaker, he would have been beaten to death by the birds. "

Um!

After listening, Uzumaki Kushina nodded expressionlessly. She wants to find a wife who can give birth to a son. This reason is reasonable, but your standard for finding a wife is to see if she has given birth to a son before?

What kind of bastard logic is this?

"Fat cat!"

Kushina shouted angrily, and a red figure instantly appeared above the orange cat's head. Her white and tender arms wrapped her chakra and smashed it down.

As the controller of the space, Fei Fei was ready to exit the space of consciousness the moment she exploded.

boom!

At the moment when it was about to exit the space of consciousness, it looked down and saw that the stone it had just been in had turned into powder. It couldn't help but smashed its mouth and muttered in a low voice.

“He has a bad temper and is not a suitable candidate.

Tsunade's figure, Mikoto's cooking skills, Yuugao's red eyes, Kumogakure's bronze skin, Kushina's red hair, and Yuugao's resolute face

Creatures like wives are really hard to find.

It is even harder to find a wife who can bear a son. "

When it returned to the outside world, it saw that the instant noodles on the table had been eaten, Asuka was leaning on the chair and picking his teeth, and Ichikishimahime was brushing his teeth vigorously in front of the mirror.

After scanning the room, the orange cat picked up the knife and fork next to it and was about to continue cooking. Then it suddenly raised its head and looked at the sofa, a trace of doubt flashing in its big watery eyes.

I saw a black-haired man sitting on the sofa. He had an ordinary appearance, an ordinary figure, an ordinary chuunin strength, and an ordinary sense of presence.

After noticing that the orange cat was staring at him for a long time, the black-haired man raised his head, showed a smile that he thought was handsome, and said hello.

"Hello, my name is A Fei."